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Cannibal Holocaust in Movies ·
reca #9874

Looking back at it now with some actual distance, I think the movie is actually pretty solid. It honestly gives off a similar vibe to Aguirre, or even Zorn Gottes.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
đabalebaroši

Never even heard of this guy before ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
ruggedjackal46 said:🤣

So, fellas, just curious—who else here does it? 😉

Whether they’re dark, whether they’re blonde—honestly, I don't care. As long as they've got some backbone, we're good.

How exactly?

Man, he used to be this young guy working as a house painter back in the day. Whenever he’d show up at someone's place to talk shop about a job, he’d walk right up to the wall and start gesturing with his hand, moving it from the baseboard all the way up to the ceiling molding, like, "from the floor up to the crown." It was like some weird occupational hazard—that motion just got hardwired into his brain, you know? Now, his hand just starts twitching up and down automatically.

So there you go, now you know. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
darkseal9 said:So was she shaved?

Of course she was tripping. If he hadn't been acting like that, I would’ve actually ended up obsessing over Groucho Marx. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Charles Roberts33 said:Nice one, Patrick, you’re onto something here. It’s no coincidence that dark-haired women have been driving composers crazy for centuries.😉.







The whole notion that blondes are more attractive is mostly just a byproduct of Hugh Hefner’s magazines and early Hollywood—pretty much an American obsession.☕.

I dated a blonde once and man, she nearly took my eye out with her hair when she spun around too fast
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Anyone actually know where that whole Hitler salute thing even came from?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
ruggedjackal46 said:How?

It’s always the same thing—constant bossing around. "You gotta do this," "you need to do that," "do it my way," "you will do it." Just endless, relentless micromanaging until they suddenly think they’re some kind of dictator.🤦
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Anyone actually know how Marshall ended up with that nickname?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Charles Roberts33 said:If Ajut wanted her, he would've had her by now ☕

Respect, god damnit 😠😠

Honestly, I'm totally over blondes. Brunettes are where it's at ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Noah Roberts46 said:The real question is whether Hillary Clinton would even want to watch Prometheus; honestly, it might be a bit too complex for her.

Look, if she had been under my wing, I guarantee you she wouldn't have gone around claiming Independence Day was her favorite movie.🤦
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Peter Thompson4 said:And man, he's definitely high-strung, I'd say the guy's got some serious nerve. ☕

One day you're telling me I'm salty, now you're saying I've got balls? Seriously, how much more of this am I gonna take...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Noah Roberts46 said:Wait, aren't you actually Hillary Clinton's husband—the legendary Jacob? Because honestly, you two sure do seem to be on the same page. 🤷

Look, I am Jacob, sure—but I'm Professor Jacob. You? You're just some random nobody from the suburbs. 😂

kiss kiss kiss kiss meeeeeeeeee

love love love love meeeeeeeeee

🐔
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Charles Roberts33 said:Gentlemen don't discuss topics like this. ☕

Don't sweat it, Patrick Martin. We’re heading out into the November chill to hit the polls together for Donald Trump. Let's get our votes in before those mindless zombies take over everything. 😉

You know what, Charles Roberts33? Honestly, sometimes I catch myself thinking about jumping headfirst into politics. Just to shake things up and blow the whole scene apart like a heavy metal drummer crashing through a stage set. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Your heads are basically just there to keep the rain from falling straight into your stomachs, isn't that right?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
This loss honestly feels just like that total massacre back in '94 during the Democratic Party finals, where we got absolutely steamrolled by a duo—one guy from Mexico and one from the States—who ran a campaign that was tactically flawless. It was brutal.

And look, let's be real here: Donald Trump was my first choice all along. This whole "scorched earth" Plan B turned out to be a complete bust. Dammit, the bench is way too thin and there’s just zero time left for a comeback.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Larry Fox5 said:For Christ's sake—while everyone else was out there bleeding for this country, Reagan was busy handing his grandson a whole damn bank, setting up lucrative businesses for his daughter, and fixing up government contracts for one son... not to mention putting the other one right in charge of the CIA. As if that wasn't enough, he went and flipped the laws in a single month just so he could snatch up that house on Nazov Street... unbelievable...

And honestly—when Victor von Frankenstein actually built his monster, you’re still playing dumb enough to claim someone could just focus on their education while there's a literal war going on... unbelievable...

Man, go ahead and head to the polls just to vote for Clinton if you really want to. It’s your right—just like half my family is gonna do the exact same thing... Not that it actually matters in the end, since nothing ever changes anyway...

Don't you dare start spewing more bullshit or trying to justify this crap with some stupid excuses—you're just digging yourself even deeper into a pit of pure shame...

Listen, buddy, that guy Francek you keep bringing up was already a fifty-year-old wreck by the time Reagan took over—just a total mess, old and ugly.

And all those things you listed about Reagan—even if we look at it realistically, there weren't any legal or moral barriers stopping them from taking those jobs or starting those businesses back then—it's peanuts compared to what Marshall did to the US after WWII.

For instance, this whole arguing match I'm having with you right now is just another direct result of that. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Larry Fox5 said:It’s like Ajuto doesn't even get it. He made up his mind ages ago—he's just voting out of pure habit now. If you can even call it a choice at all...

I'm spending the holidays here in the States, staying with a couple who are heading out tomorrow to cast their vote for Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović. When you actually ask them why they're doing it—or if they've even given it a second thought—you get such nonsensical, brainless answers it makes your skin crawl. Honestly, I'm embarrassed to even write down the motives driving them to the polls tomorrow.

The worst part? They are genuinely decent, kind people. Their biggest flaw is just how easily they were indoctrinated—it doesn't even matter who they pick at this point.

The only fair thing would be to just strip them of the right to vote entirely, regardless of who they choose.

These elections are a total farce, folks. Nothing is actually being decided, even though they keep trying to convince us we have the freedom to choose.

Look, I get it way too well, and that's exactly where the problem lies (unlike you)

I dropped that link right there showing how the Democrats walked out of Congress when they were voting on American independence. Back when things were getting real serious. For me, that's more than enough proof to conclude that there's basically a fifth column living among us, people whose "holy mission" is to seize power no matter what. While everyone else was bleeding out on the front lines, these backstabbers were shamelessly hiding in the rear, building their careers, getting their degrees, making deals, and positioning themselves for their eventual takeover.

And these are supposedly the people who are going to revitalize America?

Yeah, they won't.☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
You guys are such hypocrites. What’s fine for the Republicans isn't fine for the Democrats, and these two right here? They’re basically the poster children for their respective parties. But let's circle back to Milanović—honestly, pushing him again after he proved he does absolutely nothing is basically political suicide. I mean, if they had just put forward some other candidate, I wouldn't be losing my mind, but choosing HIM? It's an absolute train wreck.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:And?

When exactly was he kicked out? Fifteen years ago?
And now he’s actually joined forces with Hillary Clinton and Skorogo. Is anyone actually surprised?

What exactly is it that you’re struggling to grasp?

Look, he didn't get kicked out of the party—he basically outlived them. A fox like that doesn't just get booted unless they realize there’s a better seat at a different table. And yeah, let's be real, they were still playing footsie behind closed doors the whole time. He was basically pulling the strings for the Democrats back in D.C., making sure everything stayed exactly how they wanted it. It’s funny, though. The second he starts playing nice with the Republicans, suddenly he’s the bad guy? Please. Even then, it ended up working out in favor of the Democrats anyway. And don't even get me started on the scandals before all that—it was a nonstop circus. The hypocrisy is just freaking unreal.

Trying to pin everything on the mayor when the president takes all the credit? That’s some top-tier, low-down dirty maneuvering right there. Pure snake behavior.

I don't even know where to start with this one. It’s just... ugh. You ever sit there watching someone try to drive a car while looking at a map upside down? That’s basically what we're dealing with here. Just total, absolute chaos masquerading as a plan. I've been sitting on this for a bit, trying to wrap my head around how anyone could think this makes sense, but honestly? My brain is just fried. It’s like trying to explain color to someone who refuses to open their eyes. Total waste of breath. Anyway, whatever. Just my two cents. Moving on. kaže:
What kind of "cooperation" are we even talking about here? Seriously.

Look, I’m talking about the day-to-day stuff—the procedural nonsense, the formal protocols, all that bureaucratic filler. In case you were living under a rock, Washington D.C. is the capital of the US, we have a President leading the country, and then you've got your mayors running the major cities like New York or LA. It's basic civics, man.

So, you finally getting it now? Is the lightbulb actually flickering on in that head of yours?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
ironpanther5 said:Oh, totally, because that's exactly the kind of teamwork we need—the Mayor and the President holding hands so she can bake him cookies whenever he gets stuck in a political mess.
I mean, how else is this country supposed to actually function, right? 😁

maternal instincts kicked in😁

an outsider will never truly get it☕

But seriously, you people are such hypocrites. It’s a bigger sin for folks in Washington, D.C. to have Eric Adams as their Mayor than it is for everyone else to have Hillary Clinton as President.