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Sylvia in Movies ·
goldberry said:hmmm... maybe it won't hit me that hard since I already know her poetry by heart... I usually watch the movie after reading everything first...

Plus, I can't stand Gwyneth, damn it...
Why is she even touching classic English literature? Grrrrrrr!

It’s gonna be rough for anyone who actually felt anything seeing such a hollow character on screen, especially played by someone without any soul (Gwyneth Paltrow).

Anyway, drop your favorite Sylvia Plath poem here so I can geek out!👍
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
Lisa Wilson49 said:Jesus, what kind of transcript were you running during the live broadcast??? 😂
Nice catch.

Yeah, I dug it. Guy’s got a wicked tongue, solid sense of humor, and he played the host perfectly.!!!

And all that was possible because CNN didn't butcher the vibe with some stupid, delayed subtitles that would've missed the actual jokes anyway.

Honestly, B. Crystal was the best part of the Oscar!!!
😁
So, I think someone mentioned at the Oscars last night that there’s NO such thing as a "best actor"... personally, I feel the exact same way about movies.

Basically, everyone's got different tastes. A movie needs so many moving parts that it’s impossible to check every single box for everyone, or even hit all the main ones.

All you can really do is hope someone's choices align with yours more or less.

For me, I can't stand those movies that glorify war or try to justify it by giving us "human" stories—as if there's anything remotely human about war. That's why Apocalypse Now didn't do much for me, let alone Saving Private Ryan. Honestly, screw Ryan, Steven Spielberg, and Forrest Gump/Tom Hanks.

Then again, I'm a sucker for romance, so The English Patient is peak romance and just a great film to me. It actually hits you emotionally and shows some real humanity...

I'd rather watch The English Patient or The Piano a hundred times over than deal with Ryan or Forrest Gump.
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
Smeagle shows up out of nowhere like a sudden headline on CNN
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
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Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
Kevin Wood22 said:Finally caught what Crystal blurted out after that Errol Morris speech.

"Can't wait for his tax audit."

😂

Yeah, because the guy actually had the nerve to compare this mess in Iraq to Vietnam. He basically said back in '72 the USA went down a rabbit hole—you know, like Alice in Wonderland—and we're heading down that same hole right now. Dude made a war documentary, turns out it's a hit piece on the war and Bush, so naturally, he's gonna get hit with a government audit.
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
THE ……HOST RETURNS

I’M CALLING THE SHOTS TONIGHT

THE OSCARS ARE BEING BROADCAST IN 56 LANGUAGES... JUST IN THE LOS ANGELES AREA

First time they're doing a simulcast in Aramaic. Crazy idea.

Standard procedure: tip your host.

Miss Theron, you practically scared the Jesus out of Mel Gibson in that flick of yours.

Back when I kicked off the Oscars 13 years ago, we had Bush in the White House, the economy was tanking, and we were just coming off the war in Iraq. Kinda heavy, right?

Johnny Depp—the sexiest man alive. (God, I can't believe I just said that).

Lord of the Rings: 11 nominations, one for every possible ending.

Lost in Translation: Governor Schwarzenegger’s favorite movie.

Sofia Coppola knocked out a movie in 27 days. Took Francis that long just to wake Brando up.

...or I'll find Seabiscuit's head under my pillow.

(Singing to a James Bond tune) Seabiscuit, he’s a horse, a horse that the Oscar might take, or he ends up as glue.

Good to be back after four years. The Academy's been cool about letting me drift in and out—kind of like the Texas National Guard.

Robin Williams—the reason there's a five-second broadcast delay (R.W. flashing his left "boob").

San Francisco wedding cake (R. Williams & B. Crystal holding hands)

Kill Bill—Hillary Clinton’s favorite movie.
21 Grams—Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown's favorite movie.
Confessions of a Dangerous Man—Donald Rumsfeld’s favorite movie.
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
storytelj said:A San Francisco Wedding Cake? 😂 😂 😂


So, did they hold hands or what???😁
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
Richard Hernandez13 said:More like, he said:

"Johnny Depp is acting out Jack Valenti's biggest nightmare: a gay pirate."

Jack Valenti heads up the Motion Picture Association, which deals with censorship stuff (they especially freak out over homosexuality in movies) and fighting against movie piracy.

Točno, thanks!!! damn, should've had a drink and taken notes👍
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
kemik said:Thirteen years ago, I hosted the Academy Awards for the first time. Everything felt different back then. Bush was in the White House, the war in Iraq had just wrapped up, and the economy was basically circling the drain.

Yeah, exactly. 👍 It’s a whole different ballgame compared to when Crystal was just starting out thirteen years ago.
Fearless Killers in Movies ·
William Castillo19 said:Those are just those parodies that don't realize they're parodies, even though they totally are.
It's like Polanski followed a literal blueprint for making a vampiric film—total stereotype territory. Like, if you want to know what vampires are supposed to be, you watch this flick... it's gold.👍

Personally, I dig the original title better, maybe alongside Carpenter's Vampires.
(And honestly, that's a better 'vampiric' movie anyway)—you've got Indians as the vampires, and then Vatican hitmen acting like cowboys.

Interview with a Vampire—now those are my protagonists. Almost the only actual 'people' in the bunch, with their own ethics, morals, social circles, etc. It's the kind of character Ch.Slater makes you actually respect and want to emulate (definitely Cruise's best role).

Terrifying vampiric (and still a genius romance)—Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Modern vampiric (Dracula 2000)

Action-vampiric Blade
etc., etc.

As for Polanski—it's satire, a slick parody. Nothing scary, but everything is executed perfectly.
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
...presenter J. Brody (the guy who went way too far with Halle Berry last year), announcing the Academy Award nominations for Best Actress—which, predictably, went to Charlize Theron):

--guy pulls out some breath spray right before reading (seriously, still worried about him getting too handsy)...... then boom, he goes in for a quick, shallow smooch on Charziza.
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
As for Johnny Depp (can't quite remember if I'm quoting him verbatim here)... here's the deal, the gay community is gonna love this guy. He's "slightly gay"—which is just a jab at how much makeup he was rocking in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
First off, shoutout to ESPN for giving us a clean broadcast without those annoying, laggy commentators. Neomatan, I actually had a blast watching Billy Crystal—his jokes and quick wit were on point.

Can't recall everything, but here's what stuck:

BC says he'll either host the Oscar or run for Governor of California (RIP Arnie, damn)

During the preview for that new duo from Paramount Pictures and Sofia Coppola, some guy mentions they're a pair with a thirty-year age gap—but they aren't even walking together!

Gotta dig up a few more... just something to chew on.

🙄
Fearless Killers in Movies ·
analogseal39 said:... or translated: vampire horror!!!

"Exactly one year ago tonight, we gathered in this very room.
I, your pastor, before you, my beloved flock. With hope in my heart,
I told you then that with Lucifer's help, we might look forward to an even juicier occasion.
Think back. There we were, huddled together, gloomy and depressed,
circling that one pathetic little woodcutter..."

Solid early Polanski.
Doesn't work for me, though. Not that Polanski ever intended to make a legit, terrifying vampiric flick. The whole thing is a parody, but not like those modern, bottom-of-the-barrel Goal parodies (you know, Ishtar, or Airplane!, or that absolute trash like Darkness—just endless, mindless Scary Movie clones).

The guy basically takes every single frame and adds some subtle, intricate layer of parody.
Everything from the visual vibe and that creepy little village to the hero’s face and look, all the way down to mocking vampire tropes (the balls, the whole "leaving the coffin" nonsense);

Then there's the satire of latent homosexuality—God, isn't that the favorite topic on these forums?—with young Polanski being into that fledgling vampire kid. Plus the satire about how much the Bible helps (you shove it in his teeth and his fangs get stuck in the pages);

And it’s no coincidence that Professor Ambrosius, the Fearless Killers (only he’s fearless, while Polanski's protégé is too scared to even look at them), looks just like Einstein...

There are hundreds of tiny, brilliant details to find if you actually bother to look.
And don't get me started on that message at the end, claiming evil can't be stopped (while they blindly charge into the night and Sharon prepares to take Polanski's innocence in some jail cell?) ???

Maybe it's just his issues with young girls, that fresh meat,
stemming from Tessa or maybe Sharon.
Beatles fan club in Movies ·
velvetridge85 said:Alright, who actually likes her? Personally, I think she's a great actress!

Um, I just see her as this awkward, lanky girl with decent lips (and those breasts from Dangerous Liaisons don't count, she was basically a kid back then).

Still, there’s something magnetic about her, even if she looks like a girl with oversized thumbs now—built more for stopping things than anything else (Even Cowgirls Get the Blues).

But as far as being an "actress" with range, emotion, or a massive filmography... if you ignore the early stuff—like playing some little girl getting screwed over by John Malkovich, or those weird, manic roles—there isn't much left. There's the unconvincing Gattaca (where she falls for that creep), where she's just totally bland. What else is there?

Swords, katanas, and better days (maybe killing Bill?).
She's alright, but to join a fan club, you need that blind devotion despite the obvious flaws. Kind of like those people who love Sandra Bullock—love is blind, I guess.😁
Anyone seen Monster's Ball (2001)? in Movies ·
I can't stand movies about executions—those stories about miserable wrecks who make a living off death, or racists you're somehow "supposed" to feel bad for because they had a rough childhood or a father who totally screwed them over. Just constant hopelessness wrapped up in that fake Southern "comfort" vibe...

It’s just pure misery and pain. Even when the acting is top-tier, the directing is solid, and the cast is actually great & memorable (Billy Bob Thornton, who's basically a brute in real life, or Halle Berry, who's been through hell since she was a kid)—nothing changes my mind. The overall vibe still sucks.

And it's hard to buy Billy Bob Thornton suddenly overcoming a lifetime of upbringing, his environment, and his old man just because of some experience with a Black woman. It doesn't feel real.

Now, I do believe prison guards or the people running execution chambers have their own messed-up traumas (even if they could easily walk away from a job like that, even if it's a "family business" passed down for three generations)—they definitely do.

But watching the bottom-of-the-barrel scum of society just isn't for me, especially when these films demand you sympathize with them from the jump.
👎 Take Dead Man Walking, for instance. Sean Penn is brilliant in it, sure, but it's an excellent film that still leaves a nasty, metallic taste in my mouth.
Artificial Intelligence in Movies ·
slyrider16 said:... it matters that robots have reached the point where they’re talking and retelling fairy tales on their own. They're an extension, the next phase of the human race.

Or maybe look at it this way—though this might just be my biased, terrified perspective.

It's a heavy realization for me that

a) that movie actually made me cry.
b) I feel for all the oppressed and terrorized groups—Native Americans, Black Americans, Mexicans,
Jews, anyone persecuted in general.
c) In those supposed "mechanical" people, I see humanity, whereas the
dehumanized remnants of "humans"—the so-called "human race"—gather in arenas to
violently kill or watch others get slaughtered
(supposed non-humans).
d) I don't see humans evolving into machines and then back into better versions of themselves. Instead, I see a dehumanization that should serve as
a warning to humanity to wake up.

I'm reading that tons of Americans would probably prefer watching live executions as a more advanced, "modern" form of entertainment, because things like Rollerball, hockey, football,
MMA, wrestling, etc.—basically gladiators—are already getting boring. No blood, no smell of burning flesh, no eyes evaporating from an electric chair, no suffering intense enough.

Grab some popcorn and enjoy an all-night show of "let's burn people" or hunting down whoever we can on the streets...

That's why for me, an A.I. film is really about humans, not about mechanical people/mechs,
just like how any space adventure or alien flick is primarily about us.
Artificial Intelligence in Movies ·
northernfalcon30 said:hehehehe
😛
You actually pay attention to posts and get what movies are about—you might actually make something of yourself one day!😉

Oh, so you're mocking me now😲
whatever, feel free to laugh. cheers from a traumatized kid.🙂
Stigmata in Movies ·
Sherry said:Don't know about you guys, but I thought it was great. Not exactly a believer myself—could probably pass for an atheist—but the story really hit home. What'd you all think? Out of the recent stuff, Miracle is one of the few that actually felt brutal.😁

Is that some kind of ST (Seattle) thing?
Watch yourself. This forum is crawling with angry
and dangerous Seattle women!

Thread carefully! 😁

Sending love to boldeagle3!