Posts by Rachel Peterson2
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... Don Juan DeMarco...
A true cinematic masterpiece. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Does it really take you ten whole minutes to come up with a single response??
Look, my way of writing just isn't that brief. 😢
What do you want, for me to spell everything out for you next time?!?!
Not a chance, you jerk.
Savor it while you can. ☕
I appreciate the compliment.
Now, open wide like a hungry hippo.
I think I’m going to wrap this up. ☕
Hell yeah it is.
But hey, I'm still the king. 🙂 🙂 🙂
TenMonGaKuSha said:Any fans of Japanese animation out there?
Seven Samurai,
Samurai Champloo,
The Animatrix,
etc.
Moron, anime isn't just "cartoons." 🙄
Anime is simply anime.
Just like "manga" is manga. It's a specific medium, not some damn synonym for "sugary sweet kids' shows." 🙄
But let's move past the self-proclaimed connoisseurs of the Japanese animation scene and their narrow-minded delusions.
We're actually here to recommend a few more absolute masterpieces from the talented hands of our far-eastern friends to you common losers.
First off, besides all that mainstream shit most people latch onto (read: Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Princess whatever), it would be worth mentioning the visually stunning martial arts title by Watsuka Nobuhiro—"Kenshin."
A powerful story, top-tier animation, an incredible soundtrack, and voice acting so lifelike they ensured Kenshin achieved cult status even during its initial run.
In Japan, obviously.
Never here in the States.
Because why would we care about some random "effeminate cartoons"?
Let the kids watch old war movies, Mexican soap operas, or classic American Westerns instead.
Let them build some actual grit...
Isn't that right, Galić, you glorious legend???
Well, screw you, your logic, and your entire battalion; I'll shove a whole squad of soldiers up your ass, polish your ego with a police baton, and jam a Budweiser bottle right up your backside.
A big one, too.
Like, a twelve-ounce one.
Then you can get all emotional about it.
You absolute donkey.
Alright, now that we've told that idiot where to go, we can move on.
The next title worthy of attention is, believe it or not, "Neon Genesis Evangelion."
A fantastic little tale about wild mechs (read: giant robots that got tired of being exploited by humans for sexual purposes—wait, what?!?), primordial love, happiness, and all sorts of other things typical of Japanese mythology and their darker psychological depths.
The third title is, as I mentioned before, Arthur Johnson50's favorite: "Dragon Ball."
In the land of the rising sun, it ran for eleven full seasons and smashed every viewership record in sight.
To put it bluntly, what "Home Improvement" is to you today, "Dragon Ball" was back in the nineties.
Thirty minutes of pure nirvana.
For the fourth, fifth, and sixth spots, we could easily list the genre's pioneers, such as: "Astro Boy," "Grandizer," or maybe "Robotech."
Sure, we could.
But we won't.
Purely out of principle.
Something has to be left for the next time.
So yeah, that's about it. Catch you later.
Over & out.
Joshua Moore46 said:You should be embarrassed.
😬
It’s bad, man. Just plain bad.
Stay as far away from him as possible.
Alexander Wright said:P.S. I suppose your kids will probably end up eating burgers too.
Well, aren't those some comforting assumptions you're making... 🤣 🤣 🤣
I’m certainly no expert, but if you ask me—just speaking from a layman's perspective—the answer is right there in the name. 😬
Have you actually seen the sequel??
I'm not entirely sure, but I think the title is something like "The Turquoise Brown Van"🙄
I have this buddy of mine who’s got these incredibly thick fingers.
But then again, he also happens to be packing some seriously massive junk.
So, I can't help but wonder if there's some sort of direct causal link at play here.
Though, honestly, I couldn't be more certain...
young.but.dead said:I mean, did you even bother reading the post right above yours? 😁
Teeeeeeeeeeerrrrrriiiiiiiibbbllllllllyyyyyy awwwwwwwwwwfuuuuuuuullllllll.🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Mean Girls
Asian Extreme
Emerald straps it on
The Pussymans face sittings fanatics 4 ( yeah, finally the fourth one... because let's be honest, the first three were absolute garbage and a complete waste of time 🙂 )
And then people have the nerve to tell me that I only watch porn...
Well, whatever. 🥳 🙂
I’m with you on that.
They’re certainly good enough.
But if you’re asking whether they possess that certain charismatic spark found in a Hoki—they absolutely do not.
And honestly, that’s the crux of the whole matter.
For heaven's sake, we didn't come here to sugarcoat things. 🙄