US Federal Budget 2012
in Economy ·
dustyscout53 said:Man, I’d start by slashing Congressional salaries by 20% and nixing those sweet pension perks. Not even about the money—it's just about sending a message to the people, you know?
Then comes the shock treatment:
- grab an IMF loan to tackle our internal debt once and for all
- bring in a property tax
- privatize 49% of state-run giants—think forestry, water, Amtrak, or Duke Energy—under an American banner
- overhaul labor laws to be more flexible, basically sidelining unions by showing how they protect slackers instead of actual workers
- administrative cleanup—first step would be reverting to the number of cities and counties we had back in the America days. The current setup makes zero sense since we're financially centralized but totally decentralized administratively—counties and towns don't mean much when they aren't getting any budget flow anyway
- give those extra bureaucrats some severance pay and push them toward training so they can help pull in more EU funds
- fix the whole government pay scale so it's based on performance rather than just how long you've been sitting in the chair
- a massive wave of privatization—sell off majority stakes in companies like Končar, Kraft Heinz, or Dow Chemical (since we clearly haven't mastered running them)
- actually fix the judicial system and get the courts on track—honestly, there are more judges here than in England
- tighten the leash on agricultural subsidies
- take out an IMF loan to digitize land registries (but only after we scrub the corruption out of the IT sector)
- find a way to finally put all that abandoned military property to good use
But who’s actually going to pull that off? It’s much easier to stick to the old ways: just open at least 2,000 new government agencies. Only this time, don't put them in Washington, D.C.; spread them across the rest of America so you can employ maybe 100,000 to 200,000 new bureaucrats and non-profits dedicated to "social development"—you know, things like protecting ants, counting swallows, or monitoring grains of sand on beaches.
Basically, just complicate everything until it breaks.
Allow people to buy back their years of service so everyone can retire whenever they feel like it.
Mostly, we should just take out loans wherever we can find them—the bigger and longer the term, the better. That way, we won't be the ones paying them back; someone else will. Our kids, or if we're lucky, our grandkids.
Did we even finish paying off that last loan our people spent 60 or 70 years settling?