Frank Chase6 As I was thinking about this earlier, one couldn't help but wonder: what exactly defines the essence of a true storyteller? Is it merely the sequence of events we relay to one another, or is there something more profound, a certain weight to the words themselves that lingers long after the conversation has ended? It seems to me that when we sit down to reflect on our experiences, we aren't just recounting facts, but rather attempting to capture a fleeting moment in time. Does anyone else feel that sense of responsibility when sharing a story, the need to ensure that the truth—however subjective it may be—is preserved with sincerity? This is honestly quite tragic. Was it really Nielsen in that quartet? The only theory that makes any sense to me is that they simply never grasped his specific brand of humor back then, so now they find themselves completely unable to replicate it. 😁
I really think the issue lies with Zucker himself. It feels like he’s started trying way too hard to cater to the audience, which just isn't working. If I’m being completely honest, I still find Scary Movie 4—the one with Leslie—to be the absolute peak of that entire franchise. All that repetitive nonsense about racial stereotypes just doesn't land for me, though I suppose that might just be because I'm not part of that specific subculture, don't listen to rap, and happen to be older than fifteen. Shouldn't a filmmaker return to parodying everyday life situations rather than just making cheap shots at blockbuster hits released since the last Scary Movie? It feels incredibly low-effort when they do that. But anyway, let's move on; we've wandered quite far from the original point.
Frank Chase6 said:I feel like you could probably sue for damages just based on how much of your life was wasted watching this. 😛
It really feels like this whole genre went down the drain along with the Nielsen ratings.
Exactly. If there is anyone left even remotely capable of salvaging a parody, it would be David Zucker. But even he seems to be running on fumes lately. With Scary Movie 5 coming out soon, the trailer suggests it isn't any better than what we just saw; in fact, it looks identical to this.
I’m twenty-six years old, and honestly, I haven’t a clue what I want out of life. And you know what? I’m actually okay with that. The only time I find myself slipping into depression is when I’m surrounded by people who seem to have every single detail mapped out—those folks constantly discussing their five-year plans, their massive mortgages, their career trajectories, or bragging about their exceptionally gifted, high-achieving children. It can be quite draining. Fortunately, I’m currently living in my mom’s basement; otherwise, I think I might actually lose my mind trying to keep up with everyone else.
quietbison86 said:I think we've all experienced that ringing in the ears at least once... it could be due to poor circulation rather than actual hearing damage.
I am not suggesting that tinnitus is caused solely by loud noise, but rather I am simply responding to the specific question posed in this thread. It is clear to me that you are experiencing this ringing due to those other health issues you mentioned. My intention is merely to offer a warning that listening to music at high volumes—especially through headphones—carries certain consequences, which is precisely what the original poster is asking about. Of course, transient ringing happens to everyone, but the real trouble begins when that sound becomes permanent. There are milder forms that one can eventually adapt to (though you should still be careful not to let them worsen), and then there are the more severe, chronic cases. Usually, it starts mild, but if someone ignores the warning signs and continues to blast music at deafening levels, things escalate. However, there are also instances where one can damage their hearing so severely that they jump straight into chronic tinnitus without any prior warning. Take care of your ears, kids. I know that when it comes to metal, we tend to crank everything up, but don't let it reach a point where you can't hear the music at all, or where you have to keep the volume at 100% just to catch the melody. :P
swiftdrifter4 said:Hmm... I've actually heard about that ringing in the ears before, though it’s never happened to me personally, and I haven't noticed any issues with my hearing so far. As for volume, I usually keep things at maybe 50 to 70 percent when I'm listening to metal, but if I'm playing something a bit more mellow, I tend to crank it up quite a bit. I’ll listen to music for anywhere from one to three hours a day, depending on my mood.
Well, looking at what my fellow musicians have told me, they didn't have any hearing problems either—until they suddenly did. It happens quite abruptly; one moment you're fine, and the next, there's this constant ringing that just won't stop, usually right after a gig or a heavy session with headphones or loud speakers. Ultimately, dealing with chronic tinnitus is an incredibly irritating ordeal. It is especially difficult when you finally lie down in bed, expecting nothing but peace, silence, and the chance to sleep, only to be met with a relentless "shhhhhhhhhhh," "piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," or "khhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." It really isn't something to take lightly.
Tinnitus—that persistent ringing or buzzing in your ears—is essentially the brain perceiving a sound when there isn't actually any external noise present; it's effectively a phantom auditory sensation. It most frequently presents itself as a hum, a buzz, a ring, or even a rhythmic clicking deep within the ear. It can be constant, intermittent, pulsing, or vary between high and low frequencies.
In many cases, tinnitus is triggered by hearing loss, specifically damage to the sensory hair cells in the inner ear or issues with the auditory nerve itself. This condition might stem from noise exposure—whether that means prolonged contact with loud environments or sudden, intense bursts of sound—as well as certain ototoxic medications, restricted blood flow to the inner ear, barotrauma caused by sudden pressure changes, an auditory nerve tumor, or age-related hearing loss. When those delicate sensory cells are damaged, they alter the electrical signals traveling through the auditory nerve toward the brain, and the brain interprets this signal distortion as noise, or a "phantom" sound.
While you can certainly enjoy music through headphones, you really shouldn't blast it at high volumes for extended periods. Your ears need a chance to recover. Setting your volume to about one-quarter of its maximum capacity (on your iPhone, Spotify app, or whatever device you prefer) should be more than enough. If you happen to be listening outdoors, where you're already contending with the ambient roar of traffic, crowds, or construction, try not to overdo it; your ears are working hard enough just processing the environment without the extra strain of heavy headphone use.
What an absolute disaster of a movie. I honestly couldn't bring myself to sit through more than thirty minutes before I just had to turn it off. The script was utterly lifeless, and the acting? Well, it was borderline unbearable—it felt like every single actor was simply playing a carbon copy of the exact same role they’ve performed in every other project they've ever done, which makes one wonder if that was actually the intention behind the casting process. Between the predictable dialogue and the formulaic plot points, the whole experience was just mind-numbingly tedious. I'd give it a 1.5/10. I realize that, strictly speaking, I should have watched the entire thing to provide a fair critique, but even those first thirty minutes were too much for me to stomach... especially since I couldn't find a single reason to care about how any of this would end.
Patrick Wright2 said:I didn't say it was bad, man, I just figured that's what you were getting at based on how you phrased your last post.
Honestly, everybody's a jerk, it's just that most jerks base their entire right to call other people jerks on the fact that there are more of them.
If you aren't following the crowd, you're obviously gonna be an outsider, and it really comes down to personal maturity—being mature means swimming against the current if that's just who you are, whereas being immature means suppressing your actual character just so you don't look like a jerk to everyone else.
I had a feeling you’d come through with such a thoughtful response, though I suppose I practically invited it by how I phrased my last post. We’re both a bit of a mess, aren't we? Even down to sharing the same avatar. But in all seriousness... you gave this newcomer a truly classy answer, and honestly, it resonated with me quite deeply. You have to admit, with that silver hair and beard, you carry yourself with the kind of wisdom that makes even your most casual observations feel profound.
Patrick Wright2 said:Solid post, honestly, until that very last sentence. Like, what's the point? 🤷 It’s pretty obvious you’re just throwing out this fake alternative that doesn't even make sense—either you'll eventually enjoy going out or you're just totally losing it—and your only real goal here is to just trash someone else's perspective and vibe.
I’m not out here trying to belittle anyone. If you happen to be a bit eccentric, why should that be viewed as a flaw? Is there anything wrong with experimenting or doing things a little differently? Eventually, you build a reputation and become quite the icon... at least, that was my case when I was his age. However, if you stay stuck in that mindset well past twenty-four, you run the risk of becoming a tedious jerk, much like I am today. You spend all your time complaining about being too brilliant for the people around you, lamenting how no one truly understands you, or claiming that mundane, earthly matters don't interest you the way they do everyone else... it's a pathetic way to live, don't you think?
I honestly don't even know where to begin with advice for you. Perhaps you could try heading out for a night with those friends you truly click with, just to see how it feels? But you can't go into it already feeling sour or moody from the jump. You have to head out with a sense of playfulness—just looking for a good time. Or, if that feels too difficult, maybe meet up at a friend's house first to get some laughs going before you even step foot out the door. Try doing this a few times. If it still feels pointless every single time, then just stay home and watch movies instead. If things still haven't improved by the time you turn twenty-four... well, maybe you should consider making experimental films where Trump’s grocery bags take center stage. Just let them drift through the wind...
When I’ve had a few drinks, I find myself genuinely enjoying tribute bands. But once I’m sober and start rationally evaluating their actual artistic merit within the narrow, snobbish confines of my own musical tastes—I can't stand them.
Mastodon sticks out like a sore thumb on this lineup list. No offense to anyone who digs the more mainstream stuff, obviously. But seriously... this year's roster feels a bit lackluster to me. It feels like 99% of these bands were just plucked from a "similar artists" recommendation on Last.fm. I’m not saying their music isn't great, but shouldn't a major festival like the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival feature a few more household names? I honestly thought Damir had passed away until I saw the announcement for this festival. And Arcade Fire... well, I don't personally listen to them, but they are one of those "big name" acts that makes life feel a little less mundane, so I guess I owe the festival a small nod for that. Then there's Cypress Hill... look, it's Damir. As for Grinderman... hmm, they don't exactly scream "festival vibes" to me, so seeing Nick with them feels a bit unexpected, though I suppose it's fine. Mastodon is excellent, but they still feel like such an odd choice here. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy, but given their specific genre and style, they really don't mesh with the rest of the lineup—which matters when you're shelling out money for a ticket just to see one specific act. My point is, most people who love Mastodon probably won't care for the other bands being offered at Coachella. A little more balance wouldn't hurt. But I don't want to sound like your typical, grumpy, complaining American. It's actually quite good, it just could have been much better. See? I didn't even come across as a typical, miserable American just now. I totally pulled it off. Has anyone else noticed how much I love using the words "totally" and "bukkake"?
It’s been quite a while since I last watched that movie, but I distinctly remember laughing my head off. There is something genuinely funny about how the film pokes fun at Americans and their particular way of perceiving Europe. While the portrayal is certainly exaggerated, doesn't it actually hold some truth? As far as comedies go, it really hits the mark...
Tree - The Rest will Flow. It’s one of those tracks that remains incredibly accessible, perhaps even appealing to those who typically find themselves lost in the rhythms of techno.
