Posts by stormybadger8

Props to Jenson Button, Nico Rosberg, and Robert Kubica 🙏🙏🙏

Christian Horner🙄, Sebastian Vettel, Mark Webber, and Red Bull 🤦

Honestly, the Red Bull pit crew was a total disaster. Those tire issues absolutely wrecked them, though let's be real—their driving sucked too. 😢

Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa🤣

If anyone deserves a penalty, it’s both of them for that pit entry, but Lewis Hamilton definitely deserves one for shoving Mark Webber. I bet we'll see a mountain of penalties after the race is over. 🤣

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/1713 😁😁😁

Adam King said:Haha, honestly? I’m just sitting here hoping we get hit by a massive downpour right before the lights go out. 😬
I hope Michael Schumacher just absolutely destroys them all with that wet-weather ultra setup and his aggressive driving style. 😁
(except for Red Bull) 😬)

Alright, let's get serious for a second. What do you guys actually think about Red Bull when the weather turns nasty?

Red Bull is absolutely lethal in the rain. Honestly, nobody else is even in the same zip code when the track gets wet.😳

If we get hit by a heavy Rain Shower, a Red Bull 1-2 is a total lock.😁

I’m expecting an absolute miracle tomorrow.😂

A story from the future.
Here’s the deal:

Rubens overtakes Michael at the start.
Michael is walking away empty-handed again.
Rubens pulls off six points or more and finally—after all these years—actually edges out Michael Schumacher in the standings. 😬
After that race, Rubens Barrichello's all smiles, announcing he’s retiring while he's still at the top of his game.😬🤣

Adam King said:I don't get it. What exactly are they supposed to put in the Q3 car setup that’s suddenly off-limits? Like, what can't they touch?

Everyone except Red Bull. 😬

Matthew Wilson50 said:🤣

Sure, maybe it's 10th, but if it's 24th, they’re just begging for a penalty. 🤣

I'd honestly prefer if he just got hit with a last-place grid penalty. 😂

I was actually thinking—those teams behind could just crank their engines to the absolute limit (ignoring RPM caps) and swap out motors every single race without a second thought.🤣

Honestly, they might actually have a shot at scoring points that way, unlike this mess.

http://www.formula1.com/news/headlin...0/4/10671.html

Chandok is starting at 29 🤣😂

Man, what a joke of a penalty 😬🤣

briskhound76 said:Sebastian Vettel is basically coasting here🙏

Nico Rosberg is faster than both McLarens🤦

God willing, we get some rain!🙂

I’m telling you, Force India will be ahead of Ferrari and McLaren soon enough🧐

And nobody can touch Red Bull Racing.😁

So, I’ve gotta ask—why does it seem like Ferrari just keeps slipping through Fernando Alonso's fingers, while Sebastien Buemi, Jaime Alguersuari, and Felipe Massa aren't having the same problem? Is it just me, or is Alonso actually struggling to drive, similar to how Sebastian Vettel is lately, or is there something else going on this time around? 🙂

ruggedfox28 said:I'm really not even ☕

unless this is actually your attempt at being transparent 😬

Roger Wright94 said:🤷 So, maybe it’s not a bad idea to start rooting for Jenson Button now?! 🤔

What kind of chances are you giving the Germans at the German Grand Prix?

Honestly, like I already said, it looks to me like McLaren Grand Prix and McLaren are about to become the two heavyweights. If Nico Rosberg keeps this up, I wouldn't be surprised if he stays in the fight until the end. I wouldn't even mind, really. It’s about time we get that flying German Finn back on top.😁

The best part of that first practice session was definitely watching Buemiev pull into the pits. Some mechanics start grilling him with questions, and he just gives them this look—you know the one, like he’s gonna tear them apart once the cameras stop rolling—then just shoves one guy aside and disappears into the back.😳

The kid is clearly still in complete shock, so honestly, the whole mess with the steering wheel doesn't surprise me one bit.

Roger Wright94 said:Yeah, looks like most people here are more worried about their neighbor's lawn than the actual race.
But seriously, Alonso is out of time in the first session. What on earth happened?

Ferrari’s engine blew, and not even the one they swapped in Bahrain—it was the one that actually ran a full race.

So they've got six engines left, one of which is clearly junk. Between that and the swap in Bahrain, Alonso's season is basically dead. It'll be hard to see him having any chance at this point. Honestly, I wouldn't believe it if he did, but man, I feel for him.😢

With Red Bull falling apart and Ferrari stalling out, Hamilton is running wild while Button defends the title.🤦

The main thing is that Ferrari isn't losing sleep over their engine reliability 😬

Arthur Doyle70 said:What, are they gonna carry the cars when the track collapses? 😬

Carrying or pushing—what’s even the difference? 😬

They aren't strong enough for either, but hey, at least they're persistent. 🤣

Just ask Lewis Hamilton; the guy knows all about it. 😬

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/1713

Heavy Rain😁😁😁

I’m expecting a total blizzard 😲

and maybe even hail in the pits 🤣😂

cosmicridge5 said:Man, I'm gonna lose it if 🤣

Alonso is cruising through this 🙂 if Sebastian Vettel's engine blows up 😬

If not, then he's next in line 😎 😁

🙂 These gremlins are just jumping from car to car 😉

First they hit Vettel's, then right after that breakdown, they jumped over to Alonso's Ferrari😁
Now they're in Malaysia with Alonso's Ferrari, just as the engine gave out, skipped over to Button's McLaren, and now it's his turn 😈

At this rate, they might even bite Hamilton's 😬

Sean Torres4 said:I'm expecting big things from Kamui Kobayashi. na on home turf 🙈 😁

24 Kamui Kobayashi Japanese BMW Sauber-Ferrari

The Chinese authorities might actually throw you in prison for life for saying that. 😬🤣

Adam Chase41 said:Man, I don't care what anyone says—when Mom starts rooting for Vettel, he's winning. Period.😁

Zip it. Vespa is better.😁

Alonso is usually a 10 when the Vespa starts up. 😬

Vespa was basically the one who kicked things off at Spa 2009.🙏🙏🙏

Since Kimi Räikkönen is out of the picture, I guess Robert Kubica finally gets his win. Now I’m just wondering who’s going to step up and play Physics.🤣

I live for your intros😁

Every single race Vettel ends up on the podium at least after one of your openings🙏