Posts by Austin Hayes66

tomorrow never arrives=tomorrow is always right here, zengeek. 👍🙂

The mind isn't enlightened just yet... 😍👍

electricdrifter68 said:Well, you’ve fascinated me once again—4, 3, 2, 1—and I am moving on!

Get outta here! 👍🤣🤣

Hannah Wilson3 said:Miscellaneous!

"once upon a time there was a goose in a bottle..." 😬🤣🤣

Douglas Brown4 said:You have a point there. You really need to know how to prepare them. Eating them raw probably isn't a good idea, I guess.

So what's the plan, chase them down, toss them out a window, then cook them and dig in?
What kind of amateur fisherman would even try that... Humpty Dumpty!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

*this is a nod to some old fishing jokes 😍

electricdrifter68 said:I truly envy you and your supposed "vast knowledge." Oh, Presvetla! Please, grant us some of that enlightenment—all of us who hold istina dear.
Lead us toward that place where the fist strikes true, where the palm opens wide, and where fingers vanish into the strength of a clenched hand.

It can be done! 👍 Here’s how:
1-nothing exists
2-nothing is nothing
3-nothing both is and isn't
4-nothing is neither being nor non-being. 👍

So, did you finally grasp the istina, Mr. Weather Forecast? 👍 Just move along then... 🤣🤣🤣👍

Douglas Brown4 said:The sound even carries through the glass. I guess I'm doing you a favor by smashing the windows around you and scattering those geese that have latched onto you. That's probably why you feel free. But you aren't. Your glass, your bottle—those are your geese. 2=0.

So you're some kind of leech hunter now? 🤣🤣 then why don't you try kicking your own out of the bottle first... 🤣🤣🤣

electricdrifter68 said:But really, what can I even say to you when you clearly have all the answers already? Oops, looks like I've spilled my drink!

I mean, what else is there to say? 🙂

Richard Murphy6 said:Alright, here’s a little brain teaser for the group.
Is the shell and the egg one single thing, or are they separate?
And if the egg is alive, does that make the shell alive too?
Solve the riddle and you can toss all those cabbage heads out the window!😲 😎

Hey, where did Miller go—the guy with the Starbucks coffee icon?😕 😍 🙄 😛

No problem! 👍
They aren't! They're totally separate! 🙂
The shells are just tiny shards of a mirror falling into an abyss called "people" who pretend to be "spiritual"...
And the yolk is pure eros! Sieg Hail Abraxas! In the latest issue, he taught Superman how to fly! 👍

electricdrifter68 said:If you've managed to catch the ego of this total clown, why on earth would you assume everyone else is acting the same way? I honestly didn't even notice that he had responded. In fact, I haven't the slightest clue where he even is. Honestly, I'm too busy chasing after some geese to keep track of such things.

Of course not... don't let some amateur pundit get under your skin, you aren't Zeno.
Compared to that goose, you're basically Zeno, yeah... 👍👍
And since he's just a bottle to you, stop trying to have a conversation with a damn bottle... 🤣🤣

electricdrifter68 said:It looks like you're in great shape.
Best regards!

what exactly is in good shape? your girl? 👍😬🤣🤣

electricdrifter68 said:Well done!

right at him/you! 😬👍

I glanced out the window and spotted that bald head of his
I bolted to the fridge and grabbed an egg
Took aim through my sights, seeing nothing but skin where hair should be
Let the shot fly and caught him completely off guard
Saw The convertible driving by
Loaded up The slingshot and let One fly
He went for his to find He didn't have One put Him in Check correct with my egg gun The egg
The egg, a simple sign of life...
Get inside your home and deal with your own business
I pulled out the gear and he thought I was just kidding
The trigger i pulled his faca The yoke Reached in his pocket took All his cash Left my man standing with an egg moustache Suckers They Come a dim a dozen and When i say dozen you know What I'm talking about Humpty Dumpty was a Big Fat egg He was playing The wall and then He Brok his leg Tossed IT out The window 3 minutes hot hit The Rastaman He Said
The trigger i pulled his faca The yoke Reached in his pocket took All his cash Left my man standing with an egg moustache Suckers They Come a dim a dozen and When i say dozen you know What I'm talking about Humpty Dumpty was a Big Fat egg He was playing The wall and then He Brok his leg Tossed IT out The window 3 minutes hot hit The Rastaman He Said
I reached right into his pocket and emptied it...
Left the guy standing there with an egg moustache...
Suckers, they’re a dime a dozen
And you know exactly what I mean when I say a dozen...
Humpty Dumpty was just a massive egg
He was messing around near the wall
Then he went and broke his leg...
Threw it out the window three minutes later...
Hit the Rastaman and he started shouting...
Does the chicken come before the egg? It's the old question...
egged The chicken then i ate his leg Riding The trains in between Cars When i pull out The station
Just riding the subway between cars...
Once I step off at the station, you're going to regret it...
Driving past...
Egg attacks are hitting L.A. hard lately...
"Man, they just grabbed my little cousin..."
Sometimes it's hard-boiled, sometimes it's runny...
It comes from a chicken, not some rabbit, you idiot...
People think this is funny, but it isn't...
My name is Yauch and I'm laying down the law...
*Now I'm stuck in a cell*, but honestly, I couldn't care less...
That's when I started catching people out in the open...
All of us decked out in black, creeping up from behind...
WE Began to attack The eggs did crack on Haze's Back biti i am down with The program Green eggs and Ham Yosemite biti Come Halloween you know i Come strapped i throw IT AT
Sam I am totally on board with this...
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam...
When Halloween rolls around, you can bet I'll be armed...
I'll toss it at any sucker, K-pop style...
You messed up thinking you could judge a man by his race...
You're going to spend your whole life looking foolish...
You wake up one morning feeling something is off...
Look up, and there's egg dripping from the ceiling...
Families, throwing rocks at businessmen...
I'll take on anyone if I've got an egg in my hand...
It's not like the crack you'd find in a pipe...
But more like a crack on your forehead, so take this towel and wipe it off...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Douglas Brown4 & Alex before the crash... 😍🤣🤣

Humpty Dumpty was a Big Fat egg He was playing The wall and then He Brok his leg Tossed IT out The window 3 minutes hot hit The Rastaman He Said. Then he ended up falling right into the lap of that mountain goat goddess and spent some time cruising along with her in that umbrella ship... 👍

A little Zeno wisdom for Douglas Brown4:
Humpty Dumpty Had a Great fall ; All The King ’ S horses and All The King ’ S men , Couldn ’ t put Humpty Dumpty together again !
Humpty Dumpty Had a Great fall ; All The King ’ S horses and All The King ’ S men , Couldn ’ t put Humpty Dumpty together again !
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again! 😍🤣🤣🤣

Douglas Brown4 said:Alright. But what does the Zeno paradox—the reverse version, anyway—actually have to do with those 2=0 geese?

well, the goose just kept shrinking like Diogenes... 😍👍

Douglas Brown4 said:I don't have any geese or chickens, for that matter.

exactly why... 😂😂😂😂😂

Paul Campbell3 said:Well, there it is, 🙂 😉

but honestly, his whole world just exists inside some tiny little glass jar... 😍🤣

Karen Sanchez19 said:not 0, but rather 0/0 or 0*0
The segment is infinitely small, essentially 0, and the transition time is infinitely small, essentially 0
v=s/t; in this case, it's zero divided by zero, which is an indeterminate form when viewed through that lens
meaning
v=ds/dt
meaning the derivative is defined by a limit: in this scenario, t approaches zero

Oh boy, give me a break... we're trying to be Solvay Conference intellectuals here, not Caligula... 🤣🤣🤣👍