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magriz said:so I guess my skin is actually fine😍
... man, what a letdown. I was really hoping this would clear up these three weird breakouts I've got... I'm looking like a freaking teenager right now.😬
hollowranger22 said:... anyway... there's plenty more where that came from... 😁
... whew... okay, so I didn't exactly bore you to death either 😵 😬
... my sex life has been pretty lackluster lately 😲 🙂 😳
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(quick edit 😉 ):
... I need a glass of Gatorade every single morning just to function...
... I go for long drives to clear my head; it keeps me sane...
... I laugh whenever I get the chance 😁... not that it’s an issue, since I’ve got great, kind people in my circle....
... I aim for six hours of sleep a night, sometimes more (especially on weekends when I hit the 7 or 8-hour mark)
... I try to watch what I eat... though I still indulge in canned meat or processed stuff where you can't really tell what's actually inside 😁
... I avoid greasy foods, drink a glass of milk after lunch every day, run occasionally, and quit smoking five years ago—though I slipped up again recently, I'm back to quitting as of a few days ago :Proud:
... So yeah... that's pretty much it. 😁
Hannah Scott69 said:... do you guys make love to your significant others every single day? Is that what keeps your testosterone levels up?
... you gave us a great rundown of your background, but you completely glossed over this part 😛 😬
key_4 said:Is this supposed to be poetry? 🤔
... as if I wrote it myself 🙂
... Delvecchio 👍 🙏
... and I'm a real man :drko: 😬
Brown Acid said:Wrong. Nobody wants to dwell on past romance because it just highlights how much things suck right now..
... this thread wasn't even meant to be a deep dive into tragic backstories... people were just invited to share their romantic stories—how they met someone they care about, or someone who "was" dear to them, and remains a fond memory... I didn't intend for anyone to suffer or revisit sad moments because of this thread...
... if you missed the point or simply haven't experienced anything like this in your life, then explain why you're the one posting the most in this thread...
... either you're carrying some massive grudge that makes you this bitter, or you're just an obnoxious brat who feels the need to stick your nose into everything, even where it doesn't belong...
(... by the way, I'm asking the moderators to please clean this up and delete off-topic posts—including this one... and if that's too much trouble, just kill the thread entirely, since it clearly doesn't belong here...)
LexisNexis said:Great topic, everyone...
... I guess 🤔 🙄
... it just seems to me that people either lack romantic stories or aren't romantic themselves, so they haven't lived them—or there simply aren't any romantic souls in this group. 🙄
Klein 👍
... how brilliant of you, my dim-witted friend. What exactly is the pinnacle of wisdom they’re teaching you over at the Church? 🙄
... if you can't handle the topic or simply lack anything productive to contribute, why don't you head to the restroom and stick your head in a toilet? maybe that'll wash away those memories...
... One evening, I pulled into my apartment complex parking lot. It was pitch black out and the ground was a total skating rink—pure ice and packed snow. As I stepped out of my car, I heard a woman's voice right behind me ask:
"How are you handling this ice?"
... For a split second, I thought she was talking to someone else nearby, but when I turned around, there she was, standing alone between two parked cars, looking straight at me.
"I don't know, it's pretty slick out here," I replied. 😂 😬
"I have no idea what to do, this ice is a total nightmare," she said. Acting like some kind of knight in shining armor, I headed toward her, completely oblivious to the situation. 😁
... Once I got close, I realized she was quite young (and honestly, very attractive 😉). Naturally, I reached out my hand, and she grabbed it like it was a lifeline.
... We started walking toward the building, and that’s when it hit me: she was wearing these thin little sneakers with zero traction. There was absolutely no way she could navigate that ice on her own. Walking along there, holding hands, it felt almost cinematic. I was actually sweating a little, trying to think of something clever to say to keep the conversation going, just to find out who she was... turns out, she was heading to the same entrance as me, but she wasn't a neighbor; she was just visiting an elderly lady in my building. 🙄
... Who knows if our paths will cross again? 😢 ... Still, it was a pretty interesting encounter. 🙂
... Man, that would have made a great story to tell the grandkids... share yours 🙂
analogrider15 said:LOL! Please tell me you're joking. 🙂
I don't know... I think I might still have some cassettes stashed away somewhere around the house.
(Maybe I'm misremembering the quote for Dirty Dancing—something about that just didn't sit right with me), but Flashdance...👍 I'm not even ashamed to admit it... haha.😎
Honestly, it’s a bit of a disgrace that nobody brought up the cinematic musical classics...
I practically grew up on some of these...
Flashdance
Footloose
Cocktail
(...granted, maybe not all the music was top-tier, but still...)
And then there are the older classics, of course.
Tommy
Hair (I see a few people actually mentioned those)
(...now, that soundtrack is absolute perfection)
Plus, some more recent ones...
Dirty Dancing...
At the end of the day, they all deserve a mention. 🙏 👍
photo- little toddler, about 1.5 years old, wearing nothing but a t-shirt (slightly oversized, reaching down to his knees), with the caption:
"I'm proof that my mom loves to fuck" 👍
casualtinker14 said:See, Easy, this is why I adore you! You get it! I’m basically a total cliché—during my first month at Triqilar, I was squeezing my legs together tight because everyone told me that was how you prevent getting pregnant. 😁 😁 😁
We might need to re-evaluate that theory... it might hold water during missionary, but if you switch to doggy style... you could be squeezing a literal toolbox and it won't do a damn thing. The little guy is going to fly right in without any trouble.😁
... maybe it's time to go back to the good old days and just use a classic belt of innocence with a thick, rusty hunk of metal. 😉
John Thomas2 said:And honestly, I was pretty damn satisfied with them.
Hmm.😕 If I were unhappy... I’d probably be pregnant.
How to define pleasure with birth control pills?😕 ...
Definition 1 (standard): I didn't hire anyone boring, so I’m pretty stoked with the results.
Definition 2: They’re incredibly vibrant and colorful, so from an aesthetic standpoint, I’m quite satisfied.
Definition 3: Man, these tablets are killer. They actually taste like strawberries and cream—pure nutritional bliss.
Definition 4 (for the blondes): "This definitely pushes things down a notch... mmmm, what a sensation... I am thoroughly satisfied!" 😁 🙂