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I honestly thought this movie was absolute garbage and I was just counting down the minutes until the credits rolled. The original film was absolutely mind-blowing because of the sheer concept alone—remember how we were all completely floored when it turned out the entire world was just a simulation and all that crazy stuff?
If they were actually going to make sequels, the story should have followed that trajectory, right? But instead of tackling the core existential crisis facing humanity—like, what’s actually happening to the people trapped inside the system?—they pivoted the whole plot to some desperate survival struggle for the tiny handful of humans living outside, which wasn't even the point of the first movie! So, why on earth are people wasting their breath trying to find deep philosophical lessons in parts 2 and 3 (or even the first one)? There aren't any! And even the little bit of "depth" people claim is there—and I say "claim" because who knows if those brothers even intended to convey anything or if they were just throwing random, incoherent lines at us while they cashed their massive checks and laughed at us for treating their movies like some kind of holy scripture—was clearly just tossed in so the trilogy wouldn't look like nothing more than a glorified computer animation with a thin veneer of a plot.
The ending was a complete joke because it offers zero resolution to the fate of everyone stuck in the Matrix believing it's reality. The Oracle says something along the lines of, "Anyone who wants to leave will be able to," but where is the actual answer to the heavy hitters from the first film?
1. How would an average person even react to the soul-crushing realization that their entire life is a digital lie?
2. Is it actually better to face a brutal, harsh reality or stay tucked away in the comfortable illusion of the Matrix?
To be honest, as a Christian, I found my answers to those questions a long time ago, and I didn't expect anything from this movie other than some solid entertainment and a bit of mental stimulation, but Reloaded and Revolutions failed to deliver on both counts.
28 Days Later in Movies ·
So this is finally hitting theaters now?! Give me a break. We were watching this back in Dallas over six months ago.
Honestly, it's hard to even say what you should expect because people's reactions are all over the place, but was it one of the most terrifying horror movies I've ever laid eyes on, or was it just a total snooze fest for everyone else?
Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) in Movies ·
He, he.
Down here in Birmingham, Pirates of the Caribbean hit theaters yesterday.
The movie didn't really blow me away. The rest of this post is strictly for those who’ve already seen it, so if you haven't, consider yourselves warned: SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER!
Did I somehow sleep through the plot, or did they seriously fail to explain why those damn people need the blood of that specific pirate or his son?
It's just pointless. It’s so typical of modern Hollywood movies—the actual foundation of the story gets thinner and thinner every year. Also, it wouldn't have hurt to explain why the entire crew of the Black Pearl decided to mutiny against Captain Jack Sparrow in the first place. Usually, in a mutiny like that, the crew is split down the middle, or you see evidence that the captain is an absolute piece of trash and everyone turns on him. In this case, there isn't even a hint of either happening. Third, while they look great visually, those fights with the cursed guys in the final scenes are totally ridiculous. The second those soldiers realized they couldn't kill them, they should have just turned tail and run. One of the literal definitions of insanity is repeatedly doing the exact same thing while expecting a different result, yet they just won't quit. If the curse hadn't been lifted mid-battle, those cursed guys would have slaughtered them all. And don't even get me started on Jack Sparrow and that pirate captain chasing each other around like two idiots for half an hour, knowing perfectly well they can't achieve anything as long as that curse is active. For a split second, they actually reminded me of Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in Death is a good place to stand, except at least their punches actually left a mark.
Worst Sci-Fi Horror movies of all time in Movies ·
It really depends on how you define sci-fi, doesn't it?
Personally, I think the absolute worst would be that Postman flick starring Kevin Costner, but if we aren't counting that as actual sci-fi, then I’m voting for Star Trek: Insurrection.