Heart of darkness said:Seriously, can someone just step up and satisfy her already? Maybe then we wouldn't have to read this nonsense all day...
Or does this just go toward the theory that conservatives are all suffering from some kind of impotence? I guess maybe.
The right-wingers would love to get with her, but she isn't having it. A true conservative woman through and through. Meanwhile, the guys on the right are left with nothing because the liberals are too busy saving whales, hugging trees, chaining themselves to oil rigs, flipping cars, and whatnot.
Just picture this... some guy's junk flies out right in front of a lady, just hanging there in his boxers, totally exposed. And she’s just standing there, looking at him, and says, "Well, now I'm calling my dad. He's heading out to work the fields tomorrow, so maybe he could use that little thing of yours." 😁
dustyscout53 said:So, let me get this straight. We’ve got a gay guy who absolutely loathes other gay people, a Jewish woman who's basically cheering for anyone relieved their wife isn't a Jewish woman, and then there's a feminist somehow advocating for the patriarchy. It’s just... it's a mess.
Honestly, I’d take that over the sight of some small-town, medieval-minded dude still clinging to his mother's apron strings like a lost child. 😁
northernbison63 said:So, what exactly are you so disappointed about regarding my signature?
It’s not like I ever actually made you any promises, I guess. 😁
We’ve been at each other's throats plenty of times before, so I’m not really sure what you were expecting here... maybe a little peace offering with some ice cream or something? 😁 😁 😁
Exactly. It’s the same old story. I’m the one putting up the cash, yet somehow he’s the one demanding money from me—money he won't even provide in exchange for the support I'm giving him. It makes zero sense.
The guy can't even boil water, his idea of a good time is just messing around, and then he has these PMS episodes on top of it all. Honestly, who is this actually serving? Who needs this? 😁
Keith James812 said:Ducks positioned on the belly? 😁northernbison63, do you even have $200 on you? Honestly, my conscience wouldn't even bother biting me if I were with you... it would just be sex for purely humanitarian and educational purposes. 😁
God, what an absolute altruist I am. I’m out here offering educational sex and actually paying two hundred bucks for the privilege, while Keith James812 acts like he knows a damn thing about intimacy when he clearly doesn't. He's acting like he'd be teaching northernbison63 and charging him for the lesson, too. It's just unbelievable.
Keith James812 said:look, Robin Ramos2... I only do that when I actually feel like it.. 😁
Well, whatever. Not like you've already hit some quota of two hookups for the entire year, right?
Keith James812 said:though, I have to admit, the offer is pretty tempting... not even because of the 200 bucks, but just because I could spend the rest of my time on this forum bragging about how you have a tiny little thing 😁 😁
Exactly. That’s my go-to line, honestly. My main pick-up move:
- let's head back to my place to get laid. You won't feel a thing.
Who says the government ruins everything? Look at Atlas—the administration actually fixed him. He’s developed this Monty Python-esque sense of humor now. Or, well, I'm desperately hoping that's what it is.
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Keith James812, I haven't heard a single word from you, not even a "yes" or a "no." Does that mean you're still weighing your options? 😁
northernbison63, you basically laid it all out there in just one single post—admitting that your absolute favorite fetish involves jamming some pencil-thin rod through a hole in a wall.
Keith James812 said:so what... ran out of cash for private forums, so now there's nothing left for hookers? 😁
I mean, seriously, I’ve seen people pay $8 for three months. If you actually believe a girl costs that little, then fine—I’m offering $200 for one round. You’d have to be absolutely delusional to turn down a deal like that.
Keith James812 said:or maybe the model they sent was just flawed... let's just say she wasn't up to par? 😁
And then what? I guess there's basically only two usable openings left.
Yeah, true enough. I mean, honestly, I’m probably going to end up draping a paper napkin over the crucifix hanging in my bedroom just so poor Dzizs doesn't get startled by it.
Keith James812 said:Look, Lynott... since you're being such a pain in my neck, 😁 did PowerLock ever actually pay out that woman?😁
As for those women, they're nothing more than a dark stain on my past now. 😳
I've become a total conservative, I suppose. Once a month, maybe three minutes tops—just under the covers with my legal wife. Heaven forbid we ever discuss oral sex or some ridiculous new positions.