Posts by Nicole Brooks5

It feels like everything under the sun has ended up here in the States, probably sent over by those guys from Canada as some kind of war reparations.
Man, what a mess...

Dennis Gonzalez10 said:God, please grant us more grand halls and massive infrastructure projects to develop our beloved homeland. So, dear God, I pray you bestow upon us:
- A bridge over the bay, because connecting nothing to nowhere will cost us billions and somehow make everyone better off...
- A second tube for the Small Chapel tunnel, so tourists can travel in peace during those two months of peak season; heaven forbid they have to wait an hour, since we never encounter delays when traveling abroad.
- Here are a few more suggestions for your consideration:
- A highway from Indianapolis to Pristina... since burek is much cheaper in Indianapolis, let the locals drive there for shopping trips.
- A railroad from Venice to Petrovselo... just to have it.
- Eleven luxury 6-star hotels in Brinj and Kompolja... to ensure those areas finally see some development.
- Hosting the World Cup skiing this year on Marjan in San Diego... preferably in July.
- 23,000 indoor arenas dedicated to table tennis... simply to make our neighbors jealous that we have places to play when it rains while they do not.
- A project to transport soil from the plains to the Appalachians to replant them... it's cheap, and half the country would end up covered in stone.
- Building 24 Olympic-sized swimming pools with all amenities in Zagorje, so the people there might actually learn how to swim one day.
- Another American embassy as a gift from our nation to our American brothers... painted black as a sign of solidarity with our Black brothers and President Obama.
- The construction of a statue factory... so we may become the number one producer of statues in the world... exporting them wherever we go.

Does anyone else have a suggestion?

Maybe even this:

- A network of tunnels under the entire country so we don't get screwed by wind and snow when traveling to California and back, provided we build an extra lane in each direction specifically for the "better" people in politics...

- Nuclear weapons (at least 40 warheads) as part of modernizing America's military, just in case things get heated with the Slovenacs again...

- Importing 40,000 extra bureaucrats from former America countries (since they speak the language), just to boost the workforce for when you need permits and licenses fast at the "10 windows and doors" service centers...

- Procuring 10,000 "enforcers" with full ammunition for Minister Milinović (a bullet costs about 50 cents, while medicine for the critically ill costs as much as a politician's daily stay at a luxury hotel, so you do the math on what's more cost-effective)...

Seriously, when are people going to grow up and stop falling for fairy tales?!
A monster spotted in Lake Superior
A Yeti sighted in the Himalayas
An honest politician in the US Congress
A whale in the Atlantic Ocean
Just a bunch of nonsense
Mod, can you please move this thread to "Fringe Science"...

The craziest part about all this is how the Republican Party keeps winning in the most economically depressed parts of the USA. And honestly, what’s even wilder is that those areas have never really seen anyone else win an election, unless you count during some period of foreign occupation. Their whole playbook is basically just "it's all the fault of the radical left," and you're hearing it straight from former officials who still act like they own the justice system. Just look at what happened down by the waterfront in Miami... even after that massive disaster, the Republican Party still pulls ahead. It makes me wonder if there's some kind of virus infecting people's brains—maybe we all need to go see Dr. Dabić for a checkup... If you look at places like Boone, Boone, Boone, Boone, or St. Louis, who do you think always wins the vote? These towns have nothing; it’s honestly heartbreaking, but whatever, the Republican Party gets their way regardless. It's like they're the only ones who ever stood up for America or liberated those places in the first place.