Posts by Jessica Vaughn

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My period is 12 days late. I took a test but it was negative, even though I've got all the pregnancy symptoms. I'm constantly hungry, having these weird cravings that aren't like my usual appetite. I'm running to the bathroom just like I did during my first pregnancy, I feel hot all the time, just like before, and I'm more exhausted than usual... I'm getting teary over nothing, and certain smells make me nauseous, especially in the morning. My breasts have gotten noticeably larger, too. Now, I can't tell if I'm just imagining things or if these are PMS symptoms, but I have this gut feeling that I might actually be pregnant.

Same thing happened to me. My OBGYN told me it was just a follicular cyst. They gave me some medication and my period showed up a few days later... it doesn't always mean you're pregnant.

So I’m standing in line at the grocery store... cashier is talking right over everyone else... eeeeeee... "You haven't gained any weight," she says. I tell her, yeah, I've put on ten pounds. She goes, "Do you eat okay?" Me... I eat. "High blood pressure?" Me... no. "Nausea?" Me... no. "Anything hurting?" Me... no. "Heartburn?" Me... no. She was just itching for an excuse to start yelling... "WELL THEN YOUR KID IS GONNA BE BALD..." wtf... apparently everyone needs a diagnosis. If you aren't sick, then something must be wrong with you...
What's wrong with bald kids? 😬

Good grief... everyone keeps telling me I'm FAT... give me a break, I'm not fat, and I haven't even gained that much weight... what is wrong with them...
Fat? My ass!

Nobody’s ever cut me in line before. All my life, I’ve been the one stepping aside to let pregnant women go first, but that ends now. From here on out, I’m playing dirty. No more being nice. If you act like a jerk to me, expect the same in return... see how that works out for you...

Terry Scott6 said:I’ve been throwing up my guts all morning... finally grabbed a test and ducked into the restroom... the stick showed one big, thick +.... walked back into the office looking as pale as a sheet because I couldn't stop shaking... 😢

Congrats😍... though, you really only have two options: you either have the baby or you lose it. There isn't a third way... just think it through. At the end of the day, the choice is yours...

Patrick Moore38 said:Just wanted to share an update: after my period was twenty days late and I had a negative test on day seven of missing it, it finally showed up today... so apparently, a twenty-day delay is totally possible. It’s clear those tests taken just three or four days after a missed period aren't reliable.

Hey ladies 😉

Of course it’s possible, unfortunately... Not every delay means you're pregnant. You really ought to just head to the OB-GYN for an ultrasound to figure out what's actually going on. Usually, it's just a follicular cyst... nothing to lose sleep over...

I mean, let’s be real about pregnancy—if you're 5 or 6 days late and the test says negative, there’s no baby there.
Last month, I was 10 days late, the tests were all negative, and of course, the culprit was just a follicular cyst...
It's nice to stay hopeful, but you have to face reality... Am I being too blunt? Hahaha...

driftingpanther42 said:You've got a few options here:
1. Go find a psychic in Greenwich Village to read your crystal ball.
2. Call one of those 1-800 psychic hotlines; they'll definitely tell you for sure if you're pregnant.
3. Ask a fortune teller on a street corner to read your palm.
4. Just mash your keyboard and let us guess if you're pregnant.
5. JUST BUY A DAMN TEST FROM $10!!!!!

And that's how I ended up wanting this headache😍

crimsoncyclist2 said:

Look at these guys 😍

"YEAH, HE DEFINITELY WANTS TO GET MARRIED" 🤣

😂😂😂😂....hilarious...

Joshua Clark said:Here’s my own little win:



..just so he knows what's coming for him, haha...

😂😂😂

Hey everyone, does anyone have a solid recipe for a cake that’s actually sturdy enough to stack? I'm looking to do a four-tier tower... I really want something delicious, too... please...

Ahahahaaaa....man, sounds like a total nightmare to cut...but it looks great though...

Can someone please tell me once and for all... are those ribbons wrapped around the cake layers actually satin, or is it some kind of edible material?

Ladies... I keep seeing these cakes in photos with what looks like satin ribbons wrapped around every single tier... is that actually satin ribbon or something else?