God, please, we need more venues!
in Close to Politics ·
-We could just dig a massive hole in the Midwest to create a brand new sea, then dump all the excavated rock into the Mediterranean to build ourselves an island... a two-for-one special.
-Build a structure the size of the Smithsonian Institution to house both the Banana Museum and a collection of American political absurdities... pure profit, and we’d break even in a year.
-Construct a new fog factory; given the sheer thickness of the smog at Times Square, the current levels are practically thin.
-Establish the DAA—the Democratic Astronaut Association—and slap on a 56% tax to fund it, just so we can show the world how much we care about our space travelers.
-Build a high-speed rail for the Congress-Executive Branch.
-Build a structure the size of the Smithsonian Institution to house both the Banana Museum and a collection of American political absurdities... pure profit, and we’d break even in a year.
-Construct a new fog factory; given the sheer thickness of the smog at Times Square, the current levels are practically thin.
-Establish the DAA—the Democratic Astronaut Association—and slap on a 56% tax to fund it, just so we can show the world how much we care about our space travelers.
-Build a high-speed rail for the Congress-Executive Branch.