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Frank Davis5 said:Jessica Vaughn ahahahahah ahahahhaah 🤣 🤣
God, she's basically a psychic at this point 😂
Seriously though... I went to drop off a urine sample the other day, and right on the lab door, it says in huge letters: PREGNANT WOMEN AND DISABLED PATIENTS HAVE PRIORITY!!
So there I am, looking at this massive line, and I ask this elderly lady, "Excuse me, ma'am, mind if I jump ahead of you?" I really didn't feel like waiting because I could see some people coughing and sneezing, and honestly, I just didn't have the energy to stand there for 15 minutes... even if it was moving fast... especially being 36 weeks pregnant. The lady goes, "Of course you can, honey!" So I try to step in, but then this middle-aged guy behind her just shoves me aside, saying, "Hey, take it easy, I've been standing here for half an hour and I'm sick," and he just pushes right past. I just stood there frozen, totally stunned by what happened... when the old lady finally finished, she absolutely laid into him; I actually felt embarrassed just for being involved in that mess...
I generally hate cutting in line, so now I find myself back at the end of the queue, whether it's at the doctor's office, the post office, or the DMV... it seems like people just refuse to acknowledge a baby bump. Total lack of manners.
Well, why don't they just have separate lines for pregnant women and "everyone else"? 🤔
where I live, they actually do it that way so there's zero confusion about who goes first and who's tenth! 👍
It just reminded me of when I went to the Mayo Clinic recently for an ultrasound and the doctor (not naming names) REPEATED at least five times, "I don't know how we're gonna get a good look through all this extra padding." 🤦🤦🙈🙈
Like, what am I paying you $183 to tell me stuff like that?!
She did the scan perfectly fine though... what a piece of work!
fadedscout2 said:🤣🤣 Girl, 🤣🤣
Ugh, I can still hear those comments ringing in my ears... even though people have mostly stopped saying them lately, it's fine, because now it's just their stares that get to me... they look at me like I'm some kind of 😲
like they just stumbled upon a freaking hippo walking on two legs in the middle of a Starbucks☕
😂😂 A freaking hippo! 😍
Seriously though, where is the class?! Where's the basic decency?! 🤷
Yeah, okay!!! I am fat!!!!
I'm pregnant! I'm fat! And I am HAPPY!!!
Adam Nguyen11 said:I honestly don't get why fat bothers people so much. Like, where exactly are you finding it? Are you walking through life being fat, pushing things while being fat, or just wondering how much more fat there is to deal with...? 🙄🙄🙄
Being fat is such a ridiculous thing to obsess over. 😛
Honestly, this kind of crap just makes me absolutely LIVID!!! At first, I was just sitting there laughing nervously, feeling super awkward and turning bright red. But then my hormones kicked in and I just stopped giving a damn. Now? I snap right back at them, and trust me, it isn't pretty. The last time someone tried it, I just looked them dead in the eye and said, "Yeah, maybe I'll lose the weight, but you're still gonna be an idiot forever." 😁
And man, does that feel good!
Look, there’s actually a silver lining to being pregnant and having this belly!!
Whenever I walk into my local Chase branch and the teller sees me, she immediately jumps to help me out—it's like instant VIP treatment. But honestly, some people are just such total jerks about it!!! 🤣🤣
I mean, it’s kind of the same deal for me when I'm out in public and the entire crowd at the local nursing home tries to cut right in front of me just because "they're old"... 🙄
wanderingskipper30 said:Heartburn!!!!
It's like I'm jumping out of bed at full speed every morning!
Especially over this last month—I've honestly felt like a bull in a china shop!
Even just having people brush past me in a crowded line or a busy aisle...😠
But I guess, if I'm being totally honest, the biggest thing is just this constant, nagging anxiety—that deep-down fear about whether everything is going to be okay with the baby.
Ugh, yeah, that shoving stuff drives me absolutely insane too... I mean, seriously, watch where you're going!! It’s like they'll move mountains to make room for old ladies with walkers, but we don't exist!😠
And let's be real—those same grandmas will be sprinting like they're in the Indy 500 the second they need to get somewhere... way faster than me!!!
Yeah, right... 🤣
So the other day my mom just bursts in—and look, she’s usually totally unfiltered and a little bit wild herself—asking me out of nowhere, "Hey... so... are you guys actually BANGING while you're pregnant or what!?" ... 😱 😱 😱
I was like, Mom, what kind of question is that? You think I'm just gonna let some guy bark around here all day long without any action? Not a chance... 🙄
Like, chill out, why are you being such a pain? I gotta know... 😂
🙂
Tyler Ruiz502 said:Man... you really hit a nerve there... it reminded me exactly how it feels when you're finally starting to feel all turned on and wild, and then, right in the middle of foreplay, the baby starts kicking from inside like, "Hey, excuse me, what do you think you're doing out there?" 😬
It’s a total mood killer.👎
I actually get kind of embarrassed after sex sometimes... like, does the baby seriously know what we were just up to?! 🤔
But I don't get that tapping sensation, or maybe I just haven't experienced it during the act yet. What really kills me is breathing like a pig after a workout and dealing with this constant bladder pressure... 🙄
And don't even get me started on names! Since I'm stuck out here in the rural Midwest, everyone expects those old-school, traditional names like Bertha, Mildred, or Gladys... ☕
Honestly, sex during pregnancy has been driving me absolutely insane. It’s not even that I don't want it, it's just the way it actually happens. 🙄
It’s either my bladder acting up so I have to run to the bathroom (total mood killer), or my belly getting in the way of mine 😬 so we can't get comfortable, and then I just end up getting shoved aside... yeah, it's a mess. 🙄
And sleep? Don't even get me started on sleep. There is no sleep. I crash around 9 PM, but I’m wide awake by 2 AM. Between bathroom trips and everything else, I don't get back to sleep until basically sunrise.
What really gets under my skin is how everyone stares at my stomach! They ask all these stupid, mindless questions—you know the ones, you've all said them already.
Or they look at my bump and give me that patronizing little grin like, "Aww, look at the mommy-to-be!" 🤣
To top it all off, I had a freaking cyst flare up on my butt the other day, so now I can't even lie down or sit properly. It is killing me, I can't even describe how much this sucks. I am seriously just praying this thing pops so I can finally sit down like a normal human being. 😢
Other than that, nothing else really bothers me... hopefully...
If I can just deal with these little annoyances, I actually love being pregnant! Seriously! And if it were up to me, I'd stay pregnant forever! 😍
Adam Nguyen11 said:It honestly gets under my skin when someone decides to address me with that blunt, "wow, you've put on weight" line...
I mean, seriously, if there isn't a sweeter or more thoughtful way to acknowledge a pregnant woman, then just don't say anything at all, right? 🙄It’s not like I’m insecure about it; I’m fully aware of my weight, which, by the way, isn't even a huge deal, but hearing "where'd all the fat come from?" feels so incredibly crude and just plain disrespectful. 🙄
Ugh, they say the exact same thing to me!!
The other day, some old guy at the grocery store looked at me and goes, "Oh man, looks like you're gonna have plenty of milk!"😲
And I’m only five months along!!! I can't even imagine what kind of comments are coming my way later on...