Posts by Lawrence Bailey66

nataniel said:Keith James812, you there? I see you😎

Looks like they're watching us too. 😁

placebo said:😠

Things are just perfect here in the States!!!!!

But I don't think placebo actually feels that way... 🙏

nataniel said:Oh, come on, why? You got a problem?
you have no idea what kind of weapons I've got in my arsenal.😁
wouldn't you want to be friends with me?😍 😍 😍

Sure, sure—I don't think that's quite what she meant. 🙂

I checked out of that whole scene a long time ago.

So, what's new with you? Did you finally find the love of your life, or is everything just more of the same?

Sarah Wilson95 said:sorry, but he doesn't even know how to talk to you

I love my country

my dear Chechens (in Chicago!) etc

I guess he’d need a massive ego—like, way oversized—for anyone to actually take him seriously

as they say... 🙄 😁 🤣

And just how much backbone would Jimmy Carter need to actually become a Republican?

Rebecca, don't sweat the politics too much. Just email me a photo instead.

darkcyclist48 said:True.😁
Look, I’m a patriot—but I’ve never been one for monarchies. To me, the whole idea of a king just feels... outdated. Like an old model we moved past a long time ago.

Unless, of course, the leader is over 21. In that case—well, maybe we can't do without them after all.😬

Sarah Wilson95 said:😳 as for those supposed 21 centimeters—honestly, I think what you’re calling acceptable is just your own Catholic bias🙂

🙄 😁

You can't exactly slide a bracelet onto something that's only 21 cm. 😬

placebo said:Look, have you leftists all collectively decided that what Mexicans are doing doesn't matter to you—that you only care about sweeping your own little porch? What happens now? 🙄 As soon as Lawrence Bailey66 shows up with his 21 centimeters, suddenly everyone’s grabbing a broom, like... look at this, look at what’s happening... 😁 😁 😁

Not every woman falls for silver bullets. 😁

nataniel said:Man, I gotta say—Lawrence Bailey66 is a seriously good kit.🥳😎 😁

Whoa... thanks. 😳 😎

revolution said:does this all just end up back at a monarchy?

Maybe—if you consider me someone who actually puts the ideas of Tučkov into practice instead of just talking about them.😲 😁

Actually, no... I'm probably being way too optimistic.🙂

Since you asked, I’d say I’m more the type of Mexican who tries to turn Tučkov’s principles into actual results, rather than just following his philosophy blindly.😬

So, what's your deal? Are we talking youthful idealism here, or are you older than 16? Tall and slender, or just another over-optimist like me?😬

Look, I can barely get through six rounds in the bedroom—not that I’m bragging—but honestly, I couldn't care less if this whole country falls apart. 😬

Look at these three coming over to say hi! 😘

2Whatever:

I honestly can't believe you guys in America actually think we lost to Argentina just because we suck at soccer. I mean, seriously? Nick isn't even bad enough these days to let someone score six goals in a single game. That was basically just some grand master plan by the USA soccer federation—you know, just a little gift to all the fans watching the World Cup so they'd have some beautiful goals to look at. But man, those Argentinians are something else; they couldn't score more than six if the opponent practically invited them to. When we play the Ivory Coast, we might have to take matters into our own hands and just aim for a few own goals ourselves.

Anyway, how’s everyone doing—Buddy Tyson (do I know you?😉 ), Whatever, and Keith James812?

And how is my favorite little troublemaker (I'm talking about Keith James812)? 😍

Barely survived soccer today. I finally made it back to my favorite online forum after what feels like forever—just looking to unwind, hang out with people who don't necessarily agree with me, and do all the stuff young people do, I guess... Wait, Shaban is a moderator now!? 😬

That’s rough.

P.S. If anyone ends up checking out that thread—what was it called, Skurca gang reloaded?—tell Placebo I said hi.

Take it easy!

George Orwell said:Man, Lawrence Bailey66—I swear you're out for my head. 😁 😎

Jimmy Kimmel, you're a real piece of work—honestly, you've got some nerve. 😁

Anyway, what's the move, guys? Are we actually going to push this Placebo thing so Amazon can finally get it over with, or what?

Hey, what's up, Arthur Martinez7! (he's still young, but he's already an American at heart) 😁

Heart of darkness said:Seriously, someone please step up and take care of her—maybe then we won't be reading this nonsense all day...

Or is this just more proof for the theory that guys on the right are suffering from impotence?

Man, Americans are such a complicated bunch. It seems like the conservatives have no stamina, and the liberals have no guts. I have a feeling the other side is just going to end up running the whole show again. 😬

Keith James812 said:Seriously, where have you been, Lawrence Bailey66?

You promised you'd help me find a husband in New York City, and now you're totally ghosting... I sent you a congrats note on those election results, nothing... then I see you posting at four in the morning... what's going on with you??

Answering your questions: I'm still here, don't you worry! You probably know better than anyone how tough this stuff is. As for me—well, my guys lost. And about the radio silence—maybe check your inbox once in a while? I'd be posting on the forum at 10:43 AM too, but even here in the States, people actually work during those hours. Nothing happens. I guess I'm just back in my rebellious teenage phase again. 👋

I’ll go out on a limb here and say she probably meant that she'd just pack him up and ship him off—after luring him in, tying him up, and maybe performing a little lobotomy.

As for that optimistic idea where you actually stumble upon him yourself? Honestly, that belongs on a sci-fi subreddit.

signature: undercover patriot

There’s really no need to try and calm down all those 38 Canadian-Mexican types who are supposedly the "cause" of American fans acting wild—as if they have some extra unnecessary genes or whatever. Honestly, maybe Canada should just hire a hundred special forces guys from Mexico, and then your little circus would be as quiet as a theater audience during the upcoming European Water Polo Championship!

I'm pretty much certain that hiring them wouldn't cost the Canadians a dime.

placebo said:Nah, they’ll just bring a rifle to school and take out half the class—acting like a real little American...

Honestly, I'd rather go out by some psycho kid's hand—or even end up being a confused Canadian special forces guy—than have to look at your nasty new avatar for any longer!