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SO, WHAT’S ACTUALLY KILLING US?
56% heart attacks
24% stomach ulcers and digestive issues
13% social isolation
5% pulmonary edema
2% physical trauma
of course...
This test is absolute garbage
You are 46 deep, 33 controversial, and 43 nice!
Of course I'm Jeff. We're all Jeff. Who even is this guy? 😁
Walter Garcia53 said:The guy with the shortest reach in all of America! Coming in at number two is Pervan.
😁 😁 😁
Yeah, but honestly, is Pervan even self-aware enough to play the triangle?😁
Blackout types are just pure chaos...
unbelievable.
Lawrence Moore45 said:Setting aside any actual musical talent, this guy is a world-class fraud.
Oh, absolutely. When it comes to his "musical talent," we’re talking about nothing at all...😁
Arthur Barnes said:Emergency, emergency, emergency! 🙂
I tried drinking some water to soak up the booze, but nothing's working. For crying out loud, 👎
I knew you were wasted... and I know exactly how you feel. 😲 🙂 😢
Hell with it.
😁 😁 😁
You've still got decades of drinking ahead of you, young Spike Lee! 😉
I hear you loud and clear 🤣 🤣 🤣
wiredfalcon2 said:Is there anything more visceral than Tool's "Parabol"? It’s pure, unadulterated sonic architecture. Why does modern music feel so shallow compared to this level of complexity?
Rage Against the Machine - Deep Kick
Is there anything more devastating than Soundgarden at their peak? "Don't Let Yourself Go" hits like a freight train straight to the gut. Why does music have to hurt this much?
Nirvana - We'll Hang On Your Promise
Alice in Chains—seriously, can we talk about this? Why does everyone act like they don't understand the raw intensity here?
Are you actually kidding me right now? Is there even a single brain cell functioning behind those eyes?
coastalorca3 said:🙂 🙂 Grunge lives on 🙂 🙂
(tears of joy)
After agonizing over this and tossing out plenty of genuinely great tracks just to force this list down to five picks:
1 - Soundgarden - The day I tried to live
2 - Alice in Chains - Nutshell
3 - Nirvana - Lithium
4 - Alice in Chains - Rooster
5 - Temple of the Dog - Times of trouble
I don't even feel like typing much, but this is about as close as I'll get to what I’d actually pick.
hm.
no excuses
Dammit, there are way too many good songs.
It's impossible—how can you possibly choose just one BEST track?
Daniel Chavez14 said:ARGH!! 😲
I can't tell if I'm losing my mind or if there's some massive conspiracy happening right under our noses.
😱 🙂
Just change it, man... I don't even know... I just don't get it.
😁 😁
Anyway, what's your take on Nepalese sports? 😁
You can actually learn some pretty wild things from a Nepalese person; for instance, they’re the origin of that world-famous women's race.
In their culture, a woman's status is tied directly to how many pots and pans she owns, and to prove her worth, she has to sprint to the summit of the nearest mountain. It's not just a run through the woods, either—she’s expected to hunt game along the way, build a fire, and prep a full meal once she hits the top. The winner? She’s the one who makes it back to the village first with a perfect meal for the family without spilling a single drop. How is that even possible? Well, once the cooking is done, she's allowed to take those boiling pots off the fire, balance them right on her head, and sprint all the way back home.
Arthur Martinez7 said:Look, even God didn't completely rob you of your wits, so that shouldn't stop you from being one of the most talented musicians in America. 😁😁
That was a moronic comment.
Screw pop music, you idiot. :2up:
Arthur Martinez7 said:I'd just like to point out a few hilarious facts:
Leb and mistypanther claim to "know" Natalie Portman and her supposed "character," but honestly, who actually believes them? Is anyone really going to take their word for it?
I think two months of hanging out has given me more than enough insight... so what exactly are you expecting from me?
vividstag31 said:I guess he doesn't realize mistypanther can sing too.😁
Oh, he absolutely sings.
Sure, he won't sound like Natalie Portman after crushing three packs of cigarettes,
but even after four packs, he’s still better than Rafe.😁
vividstag31 said:Someone just mentioned you were talking trash about Natalie Portman. Is that actually true?
P.S.
Aren't you in Ireland?
Look, "trash talk" is a matter of opinion; I have never once questioned her vocal abilities.
And yes, I am in Ireland, which is exactly why I couldn't make it to the concert.
I'm positive she absolutely butchered it, even if I didn't catch it myself.
I've been a massive fan ever since science dropped.
Honestly, anyone claiming it isn't top-tier can just go jump off a bridge. 😁
cosmicridge5 said:Guys like that just make you feel sympathetic, man.😁 Besides, my sexual attraction doesn't stem from that, and it has absolutely nothing to do with maternal instincts.🙂
Maybe that logic holds up for you men, but I don't think it works that way for most women.😁 😉
Take Robbie, for instance. He's sexy to me. And definitely not because I want to protect him. Not even close.😳😁
Look, you're clearly lost and have no idea what you actually want, so I'm not even counting your opinion. 😁 😈
The truth is, Robbie is sexy to you because you subconsciously want to shield him from everyone else. You're constantly trying to protect him. 😁
You don't have the slightest clue how your own mind works... ☕
If he wasn't such a disjointed mess, maybe he'd actually be sexy. But honestly, women just have this primal instinct where they want to protect someone who looks like they just got run over by a semi-truck.
That other guy looks bizarre too; he moves like he’s had twelve shots of tequila and nine beers. And the constant hand waving? It’s ridiculous. Women just feel the urge to look out for him.
And what was that "simple life" comment about? If I were a woman, those would be my types:
The Darth Vader types, the guys from STP, Brandon, some random indie dude—you know, the ones who go, "I dream of dreams, stare at the sky, take off my shirt before jumping off a bridge into the river even though the rest of the band stays put, or I'm just being romantic under a tree, climbing on the rafters to jump into the crowd, I'm a total wreck, please help me, I'll write you a song and play it for you, then we can fall in love." 😁" Just those kinds of guys.
Give me a break. These idiots, like Thom Yorke (not that other guy, definitely not him),
Anyway, wasn't the topic supposed to be about sexy musicians?