Posts by Amanda Evans29

That’s a relief! At least Zen won't be misunderstood this time! 😂

Yeah! And let's be real here—we aren't about to sit around pretending we don't have to put in the work! :🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ☕ 😂 😂

The "last bear" in the comic! 😂 😂 😂

you guys are seriously adorable! 😍

Some people actually think enlightenment is just some casual backyard BBQ where you just blurt out the first random thought that pops into your head.

And then you end up getting smacked upside the head for being so clueless! 😂 😂 😂

It really does look that way...
but if we can't quite manage to find happiness, maybe we can at least uncover the hidden message buried within our suffering.

And that message is GROWTH! 👍
Use those tough moments as fuel for personal growth instead of just spiraling into self-pity! 👍
Besides, those are usually the exact times when awareness feels most constant and real! 😂 😂

At that stage, we’ll basically be able to take out the cops without even blinking! Oops, my bad... I mean corporate agents! 😉 Though, getting our hands on actual hardware might get a little trickier 😂 😂
But hey, we'll find a way to stick together somehow!
I mean, at the end of the day, the police are just an arm of the state. And which state? The one run by big capital! 😂 😂

So, here's the thing:
1 You can only see shadows—WE AREN'T IN THE REAL WORLD,
2 We die—THIS ISN'T THE REAL WORLD,
3 We are born—THIS ISN'T THE REAL WORLD,
5 There's a constant sense of 'left' and 'right'—Which proves this ISN'T THE REAL WORLD.
6 Are we already dead? WHO KNOWS, but everything just feels like it's spinning in circles!! 👍
7 And the average person has gone and surrounded themselves with nothing but vertical and horizontal STRAIGHT lines everywhere!! 😲
8 What are you even thinking? That you're stuck in some Borg cube? 😂- 😂- 😂
9 Of course we're living in a human Matrix! Living in boxes and squares is just how the AVERAGE PERSON'S normal, linear consciousness finds safety! 😂 😂

Oh, you hit the nail right on the head! 🙂 😂 😂 😂

Instead of the grizzly one? 😂 😂
No way, you seriously have no clue what you're talking about, you total jerk! 😂 😂 😂

Man! 👍 🙂 🙂

Is it happening over by your place too? 😲 😎

Wait, where did the OFCA go? 😲 🤔 🙂 😂-😂-😂

So, where did all the actual experts vanish to? It feels like everywhere you look now, it’s just a sea of "opinionated" amateurs who couldn't fix a leaky faucet or handle basic plumbing if their lives depended on it!! 😂-😂-😂

Then God said to Francis, "Son, I’m switching over to English now just to help you pick up some new languages. But listen, remember the first rule: you have to totally MASTER the EEG activity happening inside your own head! ...And for heaven's sake, don't go bowing down to the microwave!" 🙏 🙂

Piggy, grab that juice! Grab it now! THE MASTER IS OFFERING IT TO YOU! THE MASTER IS OFFERING IT TO YOU! 😂 😂 😂

On was walking along that path when he heard the voice of God, just casually saying, "Francis, hey! How’s it going?" 😂 😂

I know! I totally know! You're such an Aikido master! 😂 😂 😂 Seriously, one more step and we'll be staring at some shell-related stuff! 😂 😂

Look, the main thing is that you're actually reading, Amanda Evans29, 😂
and it’s definitely not 'God's love' we're talking about—it's more like cauliflower! 😂 😂

This Master really loves talking about his own Self in the third person! 😂 😂