Posts by Aaron Jones87

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I think I might have just wet myself a little bit.🕺

Sure, I'm always down for some freebies.😬

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good afternoon👋

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Richard Sanders7 said:Just shovel sixty Larry Perez69 👋 Rass clones out into the yard and sprinkle some salt on them. ☕

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Come on, please show me these posts you claim I’m using to terrorize you. There aren't any. I talk about all sorts of random topics—sure, digestion comes up occasionally—but nobody else is out here providing deep dives or getting this graphic. Take today, for example:

Or look at this from a few days ago:

The reality is, you're the one pushing things to the extreme. It's pretty obvious you have certain fetishes; just a few weeks back, you actually asked me PUBLICLY if I wanted to take pictures of my waste.

And then you follow it up with this kind of revolting nonsense.

Look, I have nothing against anyone's personal preferences, but just leave me out of them.

Brian Howard2 said:A few words from the author...

I’ve just seen the complaint, and I won't be able to get back to you with links to specific posts until this evening...

The story is repulsive, and frankly, that isn't my usual style of writing either..

I honestly thought you'd take it as a joke; did you actually want David to keep going with the same kind of disgusting narrative? Personally, I didn't report his story or Allicin's, even though I didn't enjoy them, especially since I ended up being the target of the mockery myself...

And I'm not quite sure why, in such a serious formal complaint, you feel the need to bring up the writer's sexual orientation?

I agree that the story should be deleted, along with the entire thread—it's important because everyone has already read it by now...

Could you perhaps point out which parts of Daria's story were as "repulsive" as yours were, for example?
Oh, wait—there aren't any. Besides, I wasn't the only one who liked the story; Taz was mentioned in there too, and nobody took offense, naturally, because there was nothing to be offended by. But claiming that I swallow semen mixed with feces and bean residue, and that I'm somehow used to the taste is what's truly disgusting and revolting. But of course, instead of finding something to tear apart regarding the other forum members who enjoyed Daria's story, you decided to go after me. Not happening. 👍

Also, did you personally ask Daria to write a sexual story about prison? You did. And you specifically alluded to homosexual experiences within the prison system.

Well, you got your prison story, and it wasn't even remotely disgusting; if it had been, the mods reviewing the thread would have banned it immediately.👍

I'm mentioning the writer's sexual orientation because you gave him the freedom to drag me into his fantasies. As I said, I don't care about those kinds of delusions, but I refuse to be a victim of public exploitation. Share those thoughts and desires with a partner; leave me out of it.

Despite yesterday's absolute dumpster fire of a performance, the author is still out here mocking everyone, acting like his little fantasies actually deserve an audience. Here is the smoking gun.

So, I log onto the forum only to find this post still hanging around on a thread that’s supposed to be locked.

Sure, the author might have received a warning for their "artistic expression," but let's call it what it actually is: a violation of forum rules, not some creative endeavor wrapped up in this revolting little story.
If you still can't wrap your head around why this is problematic, I'm more than happy to break it down for you.
It's specifically this part, where I am cast as the victim of someone's fever dream and literary assault.

Quoting from that disgusting post:

"At that moment, NBC grabbed her by the hair and forced it into her mouth.... from his massive black penis sprayed semen mixed with fecal remains of beans, which David ate daily.... accustomed to that taste... of semen, feces, and beans, she grabbed the white shirt nearby and spat, was she afraid of disease... "

I couldn't care less about this author's sexual preferences or whatever strange dietary habits they might have, but just so we're clear: nobody is shoving a penis covered in bean-fecal matter into my mouth. If that's your thing, more power to you.

I want this repulsive post deleted, and I expect the author to be appropriately sanctioned, because it is glaringly obvious that this is nothing short of an insult.

Best regards,

Maria Johnson

In that case, there's really no point.
I'll just stick to my own plan and wait until everyone shows up to the meeting on their own terms.
Later.

It’s interesting to note that three different people practically lost their lunch over my "official announcement" post, yet you don't see anything controversial about it.
It seems like this year's flu season—or perhaps a sudden outbreak of psychosis, which might explain why they're all chasing me—has hit especially hard.

Thanks.

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to formally report a user named Sarah, who has been relentlessly provoking and insulting me behind a veneer of politeness. Despite my previous attempts to flag her posts, her behavior shows absolutely no sign of stopping.
To illustrate the issue, here are today’s examples:

There were also several instances of provocation from other users in this thread.

I make no effort to engage with her or respond to her comments, but since she refuses to cease this pattern, I am asking the moderation team to step in and resolve this. Please review the flagged posts; you can look over mine as well—if any of my own content is deemed problematic, feel free to issue a warning or even a ban if necessary.

Thank you,

Hannah Brown7 said:Richard Nelson84, you're wrong.
You aren't being objective at all when it comes to handing out bans.

I honestly think your role down here needs a serious second look. The other mods are much more impartial; when things get messy, they just penalize everyone involved so there’s no room for complaints—even if it feels a bit harsh sometimes. But you? You openly single people out and show clear bias.

I don't recall ever seeing you reply to a private message asking why someone was banned, whereas the other mods handle those inquiries with total professionalism and actually give an answer.

Besides, this thread was actually great, so I have no idea why you felt the need to shut it down.

I have to disagree regarding Richard Nelson84; I find him to be an objective and solid moderator.

I'll just attach this post as a follow-up to your point.👍

We’ve got a local diner nearby that does the job just fine; I usually just grab a quick, decent meal and head out.😬 Ugh... I am absolutely starving right now.🙂

Woke up at 5 AM
got some exercise in
showered, washed my hair, and styled it
got all cleaned up
headed off to work
I have a dinner party tonight and I am honestly just counting down the minutes until I can finally eat a real meal like a human being☕

I don't think there's a specific topic here, so here we go.😬

Feel free to vent about what you've had to deal with lately—whether it’s some absolute nonsense or something actually decent.🙂

I'm feeling a bit inspired by this thread because I spend way too much time scrolling through Instagram and Facebook seeing everyone's "perfect" lives. Meanwhile, my reality involves fixing water heaters, deep-cleaning the apartment, dealing with broken washing machines, paying endless bills, and running errands at the dry cleaners in my spare time.☕

I'm looking forward to some honest stories.🙂

If this doesn't qualify as a blatant breach of contract, then I honestly don't know where else to turn to file a lawsuit.
I get what you're saying in your response, I really do, but I'm just completely fed up with how unfair this whole situation has become.

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:At that point, there’s really no reason left to drag this out on the forum.
And there's certainly no reason to keep dragging my username through the mud in your last few threads here.
I'd appreciate it if you would respect my request.

Could you please explain what exactly you find so funny or clever about Čehinjin's post?
I asked you once before and you just ignored me, yet now you're calling me out for misinterpreting things. If I misread the situation and actually thought you were just gloating, I'm happy to apologize (if I'm wrong!).

Or perhaps you ignored me for a reason.

Exactly.

In my view, being a moderator—even if you aren't working over at OFF—means you shouldn't see these kinds of provocations as a valid way to engage on a forum. You’re better off just ignoring them altogether.

Your post hasn't been reported, nor have any rules actually been broken.🙂

What exactly is so funny about this?

Did you seriously just watch Čehinja insult Dyma and act like nothing happened? And now you’re actually sitting there laughing at her provocative posts?

Is that supposed to be some brilliant joke? Please, enlighten me—what exactly makes this "funny"? You seem to have quite an intimate understanding of the connection between LSD and myself, don't you?
If you can actually prove you're right—if you can give me one solid reason why these kinds of provocations are considered good humor, or somehow worth laughing at or admiring—then maybe I'll apologize for my mistake.

I'll refresh your memory, just in case you forgot.

Is it really okay for a moderator to enjoy themselves like this after everything that’s happened?

To be honest, another user answered my question by calling me a lowlife, though they quickly edited it to avoid getting banned. Honestly, it’s unlikely they’ll face any consequences anyway, considering they grab coffee privately with the staff—and we could never truly guess who they're actually hanging out with. I’ve even bragged about this myself; I can find the posts to prove it, and other users can back me up too.

Where's the justice in all this, hey Dyma? 🙂

So, who's actually doing the provoking now? Where did everyone go?🙂 You've all vanished.

The whole provocation was actually started by the user Čehinja (just look at her first post above—her insults were pretty clear—we all know Dyme is a total piece of work...
There. If someone wants to play dictator, they should just move over to MK where there isn't any chatting. Because like this, they're just useless) And not only was she never penalized, but she continues to provoke purely for the sake of it.

It all seems very charming when other people are the ones writing it; it only gets serious when certain individuals start typing.

And no, I don't want any favoritism on the Off board. I noticed some people here were worried about that. There’s no need to threaten me with it, nor will I go looking for it myself. It’s perfectly clear now who starts the provocations and what kind of stuff is being written. But just in case, you should check through all my posts since I returned to the Off section.😉