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Hitman: Agent 47 in Movies ·
The Bourne Identity

I’m obsessed with the games, but honestly, I haven't seen any of the movies until now. This one wasn't bad. It didn't try too hard, which is exactly what you want from a flick like this. There's way more action than stealth, but hey, it's a movie—you have to take it for what it is. The actor was fine; he did a decent job. My only real gripe is how rushed the beginning felt, just jumping from one mission to the next without breathing.

A few other things caught my eye, though, and in my opinion, they were mistakes.

1. Right at the start, they show clips of them being trained as professional assassins since childhood. One of those flashbacks shows them running away as kids. In the games, the protagonist never ran away unless he was an adult—specifically when he escaped the hospital. Did he run as a kid? Who knows. If you're being experimented on your whole life, you'd assume he tried to bolt, but the point is that he only truly broke free once he grew up. Until then, he just followed orders because his entire world was basically that hospital.☕
2. The actor playing the lead talks about being "him," describing himself as the best of the best, blah blah blah. He says Hitmans are just kids rejected by society, picked up off the streets and trained to kill. That's just wrong. He's a clone. From day one, he's a clone. He doesn't know anything about a life outside of a test tube.☕
3. No one—and I mean absolutely nobody—has ever found his weapon cache, especially not the police. But in this movie, they find it easily because he just left it behind while running. Yeah, right... no way.😵
4. When he takes on a contract, Diana explains the mission to him. It's just lazy writing.☕

One great scene that actually made me laugh was when he was running and burst into someone's room, only to find the residents sitting there playing the Hitman game...🤣🤣🤣
The Meg (2018) in Movies ·
Ashley Bailey6 said:Because there's no way you're actually going to choke out a shark.
Under water.

lol, nice one 🤣🤣

I don't know, I think Jason is alright. I dig his action flicks—not that I follow him religiously or anything, but he’s got a decent face, which makes the movies slightly more tolerable than watching Steven Seagal. But this? I haven't seen it yet, but maybe I'll check it out once it hits streaming. Still, I don't get why he needs this...
I keep getting this pop-up ad in IT Support ·
Not sure if this belongs here, but whatever. Every single time I load the forum, this ad pops up on the right side and jumps over to the left. There’s zero way to close it. I haven't seen a thread where I could actually ask about this, so here we are. Every time I try to scroll, the thing just shifts sides. It’s incredibly annoying.

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I scrolled through a bit but couldn't find a relevant thread... Also, having another issue where I can't update AVG. Seems like they might be the ones glitching because I'm seeing the exact same thing on two different laptops, so I doubt it's just me.
The Bodyguard (2017) in Movies ·
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, fuck, fuck, fuck..." basically.

That’s about all I heard from S. L. J in this whole movie. The guy couldn't finish a single sentence without throwing one of those in there.

The dialogue was just painfully dull.

It’s just constant bickering that drags on for minutes at a time, which is honestly just mindless🙂🙂 and apparently supposed to be funny.
I get more laughs out of watching old ladies argue over produce at a farmer's market than anything here. Even during the "intense" scenes, they’re just standing behind a car debating things like they have nothing better to do—which, since the entire plot revolves around them sniping at each other, really drives home how boring it is, even when things are meant to be high-stakes.🙂🙂

Also, none of it actually mattered. Not once did I laugh. I feel like I just wasted my life sitting through this.