Posts by Megan Chase43

It’s just not right when things drag on like this—it's exhausting. My best friend actually lost the love of her life because she couldn't just snap and make a move. Instead of just having a massive blowout and seeing where the dust settled, she let it simmer until there was nothing left.🙂

You look incredible—honestly, once you grow up a bit, you’ll have them all dancing on your fingertips.😒

Just tell me those guys over at the counting house aren't listening... what's actually going on here? Did Sekac try to get serious on the Web and he just completely brushed her off? Is that really how this works?

So, I guess this thread is specifically for the confused souls out there?

Rachel Palmer56, I have honestly never been confused about any of this. It’s always been boys for me—no questions asked—and I certainly never found myself raiding my dad's drawer for his boxers. How about you?

What on earth is this?🙄

She’s acting all tough now
just being her usual stubborn self
little Miss attitude over here
her name is Kate Walker54

IBM is tied up
it seems like right now
with all the mess he's dealing with
his AC is totally busted

and when he finally swings by his old office
disaster is waiting for him
the heat is enough to drive anyone insane
those guys over at Costello have moved on to targeting pregnant women now

Djuro is out there reading tarot cards
Joe is busy driving a combine harvester
everyone is living in perfect harmony
come on, IBM, lend us a hand

Let me rough up this verse a bit

from our little corner of the web
enough with all this relentless sunshine
give us some snow, give us some rain

our energy is starting to fade
we just want a milder climate
sanity is slipping, losing its grip
I can't even find the right words to say

la la la la la
I’m feeling perfectly composed
this forum is such a wonderful place
got a smile plastered all over my Facebook

la lalala la
I am just absolutely thrilled
with a wit sharp enough to cut through lightning
and a mind brilliant enough to hum with the wind

enlightened by that sheer intellect
knowing full well I have no interest in dealing with idiots
ha ha ha
it’s pure paradise

you're sitting there thinking
well, I'm doing more than just thinking
it’s a damn beautiful thing, really
that’s what democracy looks like

the big shots—they think they've got it all figured out
but their own ideas are starting to suffocate them
so let's all take a moment to actually reflect
though God knows how much longer we'll be stuck in this loop

thinking, thinking, thinking
trapped, trapped, trapped
everyone, everyone, everyone
just endlessly pondering

now, this is the real deal
this is a genuine gift
ha, ha, ha
it's absolute paradise

Someday, everyone’s going to be out here writing poetry
everyone will think they're some kind of critic
acting like PhDs in screenwriting
and bards of dramatic analysis.

But honestly, I'm done wasting my breath on those Turčin types
I’m genuinely exhausted—I'm just posting this to vent
this whole topic is actually fascinating
but the cheering from the sidelines? It stops now.

Duco, you’re a real one
even if your head is as thick as a board

It honestly gets under my skin
whenever I have to read some absolute nonsense
being peddled on those local Facebook groups

but I don't have to hold it all in anymore
since I finally found a place to vent properly
didn't your mother ever tell you

that ignorance is just plain stupidity?
so maybe try thinking before you speak

I really need a safe haven
to weather all this forum drama and heat
Because once my nerves and my patience finally snap
instead of hunting down everyone responsible
I'll just retreat here to Mr.
's place-- honestly, I'm too tired to even bother rhyming about it.

Midnight shifts at General Motors
Oh, powerful moderator
hope you're having a good one
I'd like to request a ban

There’s an old legend out there
that says dim OFF
actually inherited his status from his grandfather
who was some kind of high-society Count

The son of a moody hunter, an otter, and a sheep
I fell for a colonial Hannah in the heart of the city
The daughter of a grieving Jewish widower merchant
By the Graveyard where he ran his grocery and tavern

The blinding screech of rockets woke me from my sleep
And now I’m blind to you lot, you chirping little gnats
Love is so lonely, yet it holds the entire world
Love is a lighthouse, the salvation of sailors at sea

Lord, just swap Hannah for Hannah and you’ve got your way in—that’s Oscar Wilde for you, though people pretend it was written solely for her.

I typed this out from memory; you can't find the Latin script version anywhere online ☕

I know you aren't just playing games
That’s why you're a real poet at heart
You have this knack—really, you do
For knowing what's actually on the table versus what's just spinning around in your head

Don't try to play games with the Lord,
Instead, I'll be right here, staying steady and true,
Just dropping rhymes with style, through and through.

When the internet decides it needs to rhyme
Faith gets all worked up
He’s just obsessed with politics
It's honestly pure prose

Someone is always lurking
From New York to Miami

Just put a little triangle there
And Hannah and Megan Chase43 will take the hit😵

Knitting a pink sweater for Hannah
Just so you don't end up getting banned