Steven Davis66—those brave little tailors aren't going to screw anyone over that easily, mostly because they’d devour seven different associations in court just to get their breakfast.
Generally speaking, everything runs smoothly enough until the grandmothers start barking, the roosters begin crowing, and the dogs decide to take the wheel of a semi-truck.
I mean, how was all of this actually handled back in the day—say, thirty years ago—before these various interest groups and associations even existed?
Dogs were barking, roosters were crowing, church bells were ringing, trucks were hauling freight across the country, and the only thing you had to worry about was whatever garbage was being broadcast on the local news.
I see that the esteemed Peace Life Marking association is tackling the whole issue of church bell noise. Is there any way we can actually train church bells to just... stay quiet?
Personally speaking—and I mean this from the bottom of my heart—if those bells aren't ringing, I don't feel quite right.
Honestly, if it weren't for Ava, I’d probably be out there knocking on old ladies' windows just to stir things up—those seniors basically spend their whole day napping and waiting for any little excitement, even something as trivial as a knock at the door. I mean, what else are they going to do besides sit there watching to see who's knocking, then immediately run over to tell all the other ladies on the block about it?
Merry Christmas to everyone out there! If you didn't get exactly what you were hoping for under the tree—don't let it get to you—because, honestly, everyone received the single greatest and most vital gift in existence today!!!