Posts by Sean Taylor45

If I actually pull off this win, I want to donate every single cent to the Hugh Hefner home for neglected beauties.

I'm voting for myself, obviously!

I'm going to interpret this as if

Maria Wright62
It’s about time we took things to the next level, don't you think?
So, what do you say... will you be my new virtual girlfriend?

Maria Wright62, absolutely true.

hiddenmarlin14 said:So, what’s the issue? 🤔

No problem at all
The only thing is, now I have to share my beer and chips.

I just wanted to jump on here and give you all a heads-up about a scam going around online right now involving Valentine's Day
So, I went ahead and ordered a perfume and a gorgeous bouquet of flowers for someone special, right? And what do they actually send me? A crate of Budweiser and a pack of Marlboros.
Absolutely horrific.

I’ve been snapping selfies lately and posting them all over my TikTok profile

I only drink on two specific occasions
when it's my birthday... and when it isn't

Just another thread for us to play detective

Maria Wright62 said:Good point—you should probably start including two men. 😁

So, what, Milena, Sean Taylor45, and me?

Very nice
just you, me, and the cameraman

Man, just give them a little bit of that soft touch
But honestly? You gotta hit 'em hard and go big with the K

wiredfox said:I just love hearing Marley sing acapella❤

Please, don't even go there.

I honestly can't tell if that was an actual earthquake or if Whitney Houston just turned over in her grave six times over

I could honestly start picking apart everyone else's posts too, but then people would probably take offense because I didn't throw in a smiley face at the end of my final sentence.

I honestly wouldn't even start listing all our problems right now, because then this whole post would end up looking like it was written by some delusional lunatic

There's just no saving this
We completely blew it right at the beginning by messing up the photos

Carl Mitchell31 said:I caught an American indie flick recently about this woman hopelessly in love with a monk. It wasn't half bad.

Is there actually such a thing as a good American movie?
The only exception might be *Metastases*, but you won't find any star-crossed women or clergy in that one.

Carl Mitchell31 said:Don't forget, Uncle.

While we’re sitting here scribbling away, grabbing drinks in some small town in the Midwest...
If I end up getting chewed out, at least let it be in Canadian—it hurts a little less that way.

I'm worried it might be too late now
accepting that female beast as a brother
that's a stigma that'll follow you for the rest of your digital life