Posts by Kevin Chavez3

Look, I’d much rather just sleep in and wait for a bigger show the next day at the wrong way. 🙂

Careful now, or I might just start sorting these posts by their logic, sequence, and aesthetic value... 😁

The absolute greatest band ever? 🤔

Something along these lines:









😳

A total rookie mistake in categorization... Pelinkovac and brandy don't count as alcohol; they're practically narcotics.

So, who was it a few pages back claiming Spanko carries 22oz cans of Pilsner Urquell? Is that actually true? And if so, what’s the damage...

The logic is simple: you start with wine to warm up the mood, spark some social energy, loosen your tongue, and hopefully kill off that awkward anxiety when talking to women. But once things get moving, you switch over to beer. Beer is a lighter hitter; it keeps you upright enough to make it through the night until 4 AM, whereas if you kept pounding wine, you’d be completely wiped out by midnight. 🙂

Carol Jackson45 Asks:
The top three combinations guaranteed to leave you puking and nursing a hell of a hangover:
(...)
Beer and wine...

I’m fairly certain I’ve spent about 90% of my life mixing red wine with beer... 😬

Carol Jackson45 The user said:Not simultaneously, but one after the other... 😉

You can mix beer and wormwood together—it’s what they call an ivanovac Sunrise. It’s absolutely revolting if you actually try to drink it, but at least it looks nice and is named after krivakov... 😍

Melissa Sanchez37 The user said:And one more thing... regarding that song "Mangup," specifically when Lidija Asanović sings:

"Because you're a crook, a total con artist... you don't want a kid like me."

The poet is trying to say one of two things: either you don't want a child at all, just like I don't... or you simply don't want one with me.
🙂

We’re still in this fight!!! 🙏 🙏 🙏

David Sullivan4 said:I walk away feeling like they spent way more time on the top-tier production than actually writing the songs. They’re just... I don't know... dull. It's the same issue I have with Anahata. Even with argument—it isn't bad, but again, the production carries it more than the songwriting itself...

Men, that was the exact same deal with Lizard's "Blue," but honestly, "Argument" is perfection in every sense...

Sure, when I hit the gas station, I’m basically just there for the wine. But once the bus pulls in? That's a whole different story. 🙂

coastalpanther11 said:The Top 10 things you actually buy at a gas station:
(...)
2. Gasoline

well, obviously 😵
...

My Top 5 fetishes:

5. Critics and comic strips
4. Messy hair, light brown, shoulder-length
3. Bicycles
2. Sweet punks
1. Sneakers

Saving this thread! 👋

Carol Jackson45 said:The top 3 things I love about Kevin Chavez3
:
(...)😍 1. The way he gets excited about everything like a little kid...😍 😍

A great man is one who in manhood still keeps the heart of a child. 🙂

Nicholas Perez33 said:Top 5 gas station snacks:

1. Beer
2. Beer
3. Beer
4. Beer
5. Beer

Susan Clark10 said:...

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My all-time top 3 games:

3. 3. Cannon Fodder 2. Doom 1. Lemmings
2. Doom
1. Lemmings in every color and shape imaginable

The top 3 worst candies:

3. That fake Nutella from those charity boxes I used to get during the war
2. Anything by 2. Mondelez
1. 1. Corny

Look, I’m telling you this because I finally heard a Gang of Four track at The Fillmore the other night that wasn't "Damaged Goods." I seem to remember most of their other stuff being total garbage, but to paraphrase the poet, I can't quite recall The Fillmore. 😬

There’s nothing quite like yogurt from a local dairy like Chobani. 🙂

I left the States without even getting a chance to grab a coffee with you or McNugget, let alone deal with the fallout... 😢 Cursed fate!

Sandra Chase16 said:yogurt with bacon🙂

Yogurt with bacon?! 🙂

The top 5 perks of the new apartment:

5. Three AC units
4. A family computer for the living room
3. A dishwasher
2. An orange juicer
1. Hallway lights with motion sensors

The top 5 downsides of the new apartment:

5. The view from the dining area and living room looks straight at a SpaceX rocket launch site
4. A mattress that's too soft on a bed that's too short in my bedroom
3. Living room curtains made out of some cheap fabric used for women's underwear
2. Paper-thin walls between rooms—any loud sex results in everyone apologizing to each other...
1. Cheap carpentry that almost killed us during that recent windstorm

gentlepuma20 said:And then half the people go and write in their posts that the list isn't accurate or they didn't memorize it. Honestly, that part just gets under my skin for some reason... 😁

Mind if I add you as a friend? 🙏 🙏 🙏

That damn Audiobook Narrator just killed off the best thread on this entire sub. I’m waiting for someone—anyone—who actually gives a damn about the garbage bands Jack was listening to last week, just so I can see if anyone out there actually cares. 😛

What can I say? I got it mixed up. I could have sworn you absolutely loathed him... I'm actually relieved to find out I was wrong! 👍

And the main thing is that the Heart Chakra isn't working either. 🙄

It’s actually a law of nature. Yesterday, Pritt and I independently reached the exact same conclusion: the entire concert sounded like the intro to a U2 track. Meanwhile, Moose—completely oblivious to our thoughts—decided the whole thing sounded more like the kraj of a U2 song. 🤣

The band was absolute garbage, obviously, but the night was alright. I flexed my sarcasm muscles, yelled at them to play some Djubrivo, and got properly hammered. Honestly, what more can you ask for... 🙂