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That thirsty priest in The Little Mermaid!
The day one of my friends pointed out the growing boner on the priest from The Little Mermaid is the day that I learned my mind can be blown. Seriously—it was like the Holy Spirit of erections just possessed him. But honestly? You can't even blame the guy. Prince Eric is absolute eye candy! Real talk, that priest should’ve been the Pope. He's basically perfect. He's older, sure, but he'd be breaking massive barriers as the first cartoon Pope—plus, he's clearly unapologetic about getting hard for handsome guys. If you haven't caught this clip yet, just watch the priest's crotch (as if I actually had to warn your pervy ass). The man doesn't even have knees, but damn, he's definitely packing.
The day one of my friends pointed out the growing boner on the priest from The Little Mermaid is the day that I learned my mind can be blown. Seriously—it was like the Holy Spirit of erections just possessed him. But honestly? You can't even blame the guy. Prince Eric is absolute eye candy! Real talk, that priest should’ve been the Pope. He's basically perfect. He's older, sure, but he'd be breaking massive barriers as the first cartoon Pope—plus, he's clearly unapologetic about getting hard for handsome guys. If you haven't caught this clip yet, just watch the priest's crotch (as if I actually had to warn your pervy ass). The man doesn't even have knees, but damn, he's definitely packing.