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Best books about filmmaking? in Movies ·
You might have some luck hunting through old used bookstores in Chicago. Why don't you check here? I know for a fact they had a copy available just two or three weeks ago.

By the way, this topic has actually been brought up before. 🙂
Correction to a previous mistake! in Feedback & Suggestions ·
Hey, why don't you throw my name into that little compilation of yours too? Right here. ☕
Training Day (2009) in Movies ·
goldenhound32 said:hmm... wasn't his hands tied by that first Black guy? If my memory serves me right, he actually strangled the second guy who showed up at the door just a moment later.

He actually smothered the second guy with a plastic zig-zag tie used for garden vines (😁), right after shooting him in the chest. And honestly, what's even weird about that, especially given the kind of movie this is? 🤷
Best directorial debuts? in Movies ·
Mark Wood79 said:That was actually a really well-written point. 👍

Well, I'm just flattering myself, really. 😁

Charles Martin2 said:

the human contract (2009)
Jada Pinkett Smith

😕

It’s probably because you guys stripped the "best" parts right out of the thread. Anyway, someone beat me to my exact wording:

I went into this film with low expectations since Jada Pinkett Smith has never been a good actress and now not a good director. The film has every cliché that you can imagine and the personal relationships are contrived at best.

The director as a woman had her husband beg and plead for this opportunity instead of earning the opportunity herself. You don't start as a film director, because TV is usually the proving ground to get you noticed.

These Hollywood couples make me want to puke because they spin out dreck like this film which is nothing new at all.

Something similar (though slightly different) happens to our own newcomers:

Another quirk about America—which is equally exhausting—is that first the parents, or both of them, finish Juilliard, and then the kids, grandkids, and extended family follow suit, all seemingly gifted since the dawn of time, and everyone suddenly decides they need to work in theater, film, or at Juilliard.

😬

Back to the topic:

Basically, debut films are under a microscope these days, and their creators aren't allowed a single mistake. Short and sweet. 😁

Long Story Short, first it's goldenhound32 discovered Short Leg Spider, and we've also seen some other short Nash Edgerton stuff. Nash actually wrapped up his first feature film back in 2008 - The Square (though the Dragonrage radar picked it up as early as 2009).

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Some things just won't stay buried

Every so often, a thriller rolls around that actually gets under your skin, turns your stomach, and leaves you breathless.

Well, now America has a new thriller that hits with that same raw emotional weight. First-time director Nash Edgerton and his brother—who wrote and starred in it—Joel Edgerton, have put together an intense, moody, and provocative film noir fueled by moral decay and a slow-burning fuse... It asks the big questions: what happens when supposedly decent people commit terrible acts, how much will they sacrifice to protect their own, and what lengths will they go to in order to bury the truth? With a heavy-hitting ensemble cast, the Edgerton Brothers pull you into a dark, gritty world where nobody is truly who they claim to be and everyone has a price.

It’s no small feat (especially these days) to make a debut film that steps into the film noir arena and manages—in the best possible sense—to be compared to the top-tier work of Sam Raimi or the Coen brothers. You should really give this one a watch. 👍

p.s. The Burning Plain by Guillermo Arriaga. Arriaga used to be the right-hand man for Alejandro González Iñárritu, having penned the scripts for Amores Perros, Grams, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Babel... But they had a falling out and decided to head in different directions.😢 As a result of that split, Guillermo decided to strike out on his own, so we'll just have to see how Iñárritu manages without him (Biutiful was actually part of the official lineup at the Cannes Film Festival). One thing is certain: they both lose something by ending that partnership.
Best directorial debuts? in Movies ·
Arthur Garcia59 said:Hold on a second—so you're telling me that the mere fact a few directors happened to have their best work as a debut film is enough of a reason to start an entire thread?

Exactly, just another brilliant topic added to an already stellar thread. 🙂 Besides, we aren't just sitting here rattling off a list of debut films for the sake of it...

Reading about how some of these legendary, award-winning directors navigated that long, messy slog from their first spark of an idea to the actual critical reception of their Debut film is more than just a fun way to kill time; honestly, it can be pretty inspiring when you're in the middle of your own struggle. Diving into their creative journeys does a great job of demystifying the whole shiny, polished facade of the film industry, showing that beyond whatever specific talent they happen to possess, success really boils down to grit, sheer persistence, and having the guts to take a massive risk. And let’s be real, having the right connections certainly doesn't hurt either. So, I don't think it's a stretch to say that the topic of...Debut films.It really ought to be mandatory reading for anyone who actually considers themselves a true cinephile, and honestly, it’s just as essential for aspiring filmmakers. It would probably do a lot of good if people with even a modicum of experience took a look at it too.

So, that’s basically how my little mind is processing this whole thread.

🙂

I suppose I should probably start by redefining what we're actually doing here, though I’m not entirely sure if anyone is actually listening to me or if I'm just shouting into the void of the internet again. It feels like we spend half our time arguing about technicalities that don't matter and the other half pretending we have all the answers when, in reality, most of us are just making it up as we go along. If we're going to make sense of this conversation, we might need to stop looking at things through such a narrow lens and maybe try to actually engage with the core ideas instead of just nitpicking the surface level stuff. It's a bit exhausting, honestly, trying to find some semblance of common ground when everyone seems so set in their ways, but I guess that's just the nature of the beast. kaže:
If I don't get this down now, it’s going to slip my mind entirely. Chugyeog (I finally sat down to watch The Chaser, and honestly, my head is still spinning a little from the sheer intensity of it all. It’s one of those movies that just refuses to let you breathe, dragging you through this relentless, gritty pursuit that feels far too close to reality to be comfortable. I went in expecting a standard thriller, but what I got was something much more visceral and punishing. There’s a certain kind of exhaustion that sets in by the end, not because the pacing drags, but because the emotional weight is just so heavy. It really makes you sit there wondering how much more a person can take before they completely break.Na Hong-jina. 🙏

Just another one. Matryoshka! 🙂 It feels like debut films are under a massive microscope lately, almost as if their directors aren't allowed to make even a single mistake without the whole world judging them for it. Short and sweet.. 😁 The The Chaser I just need to sit down and watch it.

Watching a film like this really drives home just how much we've been missing lately. It feels like so many modern movies are nothing more than smoke and mirrors, all flash with zero substance. But then you sit through something like The Chaser, and you realize the director actually had a vision—they knew exactly what they wanted to achieve and, more importantly, they didn't feel the need to insult our intelligence to get there. Beyond just making a remake of this, Hollywood should study IT..

That’s actually pretty fascinating.
Best directorial debuts? in Movies ·
Relax, this isn't a stupid topic—Amanda Nguyen5 was just having a rough day yesterday (though I have no idea what she meant by "stupid" 🙂). This thread is basically immortal, mostly because there are endless cult classics out there that deserve a deep dive here, whether we're revisiting old favorites, rediscovering gems, or passing them along to someone else... It’s a pretty great concept if you ask me. 😍

goldenhound32 said:following (nolan)...it's actually right up there with his other stuff...I watched Memento first, then followed it up with Following, and honestly, it was just as good... it's about this guy who stalks people he sees on the street. He has this rule where he never follows the same person twice. Of course, that rule gets broken pretty quickly 😉

Following only cost about six thousand dollars, and since we know it was shot in London, that's even more impressive than Robert Rodriguez's seven thousand for a movie filmed in Mexico.

Nolan's uncle even acts in it 🙂 ...I guess some people just want to help out their nephews 👍 ...and another thing I really appreciate is the location shooting; not only is it a hundred times cheaper than using studio sets, but it gives the film a sense of realism that a lot of directors struggle to capture.

Anyway, that's a top-tier recommendation. I've probably been meaning to watch Nolan's Following for years now—I think I actually added it to my watchlist the moment you signed up. It's definitely next on my list. 😉

Wait, didn't someone mention Ridley Scott's Duelists earlier, Maria Barnes?

Scott Long71 said:Michael Nichols - Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Clint Eastwood - Play Misty For Me
Ridley Scott - Duelists
Kusturica - When Father Was Busy
Robert Benton - Bad Company
Danny Boyle - Shallow Grave
John Singleton - Boyz n the Hood
Slobodan Sijan - If Anyone Starts Singing
Lawrence Kasdan - Body Heat
Bertrand Tavernier - A Sunday in Lyon
Jiri Menzel - Closely Watched Trains
Danis Tanovic - No Man's Land

Also a solid list, Must Watch. I'm already downloading one (I'll have more to say about Following and Duelists once I've seen them).

Why are those early films so good? I noticed that a while ago and have been thinking about it; if an auteur is authentic and has real potential, it has to show in their debut. A first film is like a musician's first album—it's the distilled essence of everything they've learned up to that point, and without the baggage of routine, it can lead to something extraordinary, sometimes even unrepeatable achievements. What's most interesting is that most of them were made with relatively tiny budgets, which just proves that money isn't the deciding factor. I suppose Orson Welles was the exception, having access to massive resources that he likely never saw again.

It’s basically a total wasteland out there, just a complete void where nothing makes sense anymore. That fits perfectly; what an incredible story. Honestly, Tanović must have been born under a lucky star—I mean, how many directors actually walk away with an Oscar for their very first feature? By the way, you all should track down that great interview with him and his collaborator in an old issue of American Playboy. Unfortunately, they aren't exactly easy to find online, but I’ll try to get some scans uploaded to a related thread soon.

The way they run this local film festival is kind of a joke; they define "first films" so narrowly that they only count the absolute debut, which feels like such a missed opportunity. If they actually opened things up to include second features, the lineup would be absolutely stacked—I’m talking about stuff like Tarkovsky’s *Andrei Rublev* or Chabrol’s *The Cousins*, plus a whole bunch of other heavy hitters that would make the programming look much more impressive.

Speaking of which, I’m currently sitting here wading through this absolutely brilliant article—it's actually worth a read if you have a moment to spare:

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I was sitting around thinking about Michael Cimino’s final cut, and honestly, it feels like we’re all just watching the slow, messy dissolution of an era. There’s something almost poetic, if you’re into that kind of melancholy, about seeing a director who once commanded the scale of something like *Heaven's Gate* lose his grip on the narrative thread in these later years. It isn't even really about whether the movie works—because, let's be real, it probably doesn't—but more about this sense of watching a titan stumble through the dark while everyone else just stands around with popcorn, waiting for the inevitable crash. You want to root for the vision, I really do, but at some point, you have to wonder if the vision is just a ghost haunting the editing room.


I finally realized that... I finally sat down to watch *The Deer Hunter*, and honestly, I’m still trying to process whether I should feel enlightened or just deeply depressed. It’s one of those movies that really takes its time, unfolding with this slow, heavy rhythm that makes you feel like you're sitting right there in the room with them, feeling every bit of the tension. It’s beautifully shot, sure, but it’s also pretty brutal in how it handles the psychological toll of war, moving from those peaceful scenes in Pennsylvania to the absolute chaos of Vietnam. It doesn't pull any punches when it comes to showing how much people can lose, and it leaves you with this lingering sense of emptiness that’s hard to shake off once the credits roll. Definitely not something you watch if you're looking for a lighthearted evening, but it’s undeniably powerful. I can't really make sense of what you're trying to get at here, but if you're looking for me to work some magic on a specific post, just toss it my way and I'll see what I can do. I guess I'm just second in line here, sitting on the sidelines while everyone else gets their say. I honestly don't know what to make of this film, but I suppose sitting through two hours of cinematic mediocrity was a choice I made, even if it wasn't necessarily a smart one. It felt like watching a high-budget commercial for a product that nobody actually asked for, which is probably a pretty accurate metaphor for my life lately. 😵 My bad, I’m heading straight to the store. I suppose I should have seen this coming, given how much we love to romanticize these old-school legends, but watching Thunderbolt and Lightfoot try to navigate the modern era feels a bit like watching a vintage Cadillac attempt to race a Tesla on a highway in downtown Chicago. It’s charming in a dusty, nostalgic sort of way, I guess, if you’re into that kind of thing, but let’s be honest—it’s mostly just a slow-motion train wreck of outdated expectations meeting a reality that simply doesn't care about their legacy.. 🙂

P.S. He was probably just keeping an eye on who would be the first one to go full Hillcoat. Ghosts... of the Civil Dead?
Best directorial debuts? in Movies ·
I'm not entirely sure what you want me to redefine, since there isn't any text here for me to work my magic on, but if you're looking for someone to take a messy pile of ideas and turn them into something that actually sounds like a human being wrote it, then yeah, I guess we're ready to go. Just toss the source material my way whenever you feel like it. kaže:
I’d probably throw in one more incredible debut to the mix, though we're talking about a film this time. I finally sat down to watch *Gone Baby Gone*, and honestly, it’s one of those movies that just sits in your gut long after the credits roll. It isn't exactly a feel-good flick by any stretch of the imagination, but there's something about that gritty, unapologetic way it handles its moral gray areas that really sticks with you. You spend half the runtime wanting to scream at the screen because the characters keep making these impossible choices, yet you can't help but realize they're all just trapped in their own messy realities. It’s a heavy one, definitely not something you'd put on if you're looking for a lighthearted night in, but if you enjoy being left with more questions than answers, it's pretty much perfect.It’s that one from Ben Affleck—you know, the guy who somehow managed to snag both the critics' approval and the audience's heart at the same time.

Shout out to Ben—that was an absolute masterclass. We finally figured out who the real brains behind the whole Affleck-Damon operation actually is. 😬 Now we're all just sitting around, waiting for someone to actually make a move.I honestly don't know why I even bother checking these boards sometimes, but here we are again.'. 🙂

By the way, has anyone actually sat down to watch this? I was watching Frozen River the other night, and honestly, it’s one of those movies that just sits in your gut long after the credits roll. It’s got that heavy, unrelenting atmosphere that makes you feel like you’re shivering right along with the characters, even if you're wrapped in a blanket on your couch. There’s something about that gritty, desperate struggle for survival in a frozen landscape that feels so raw and unpolished, which is exactly why it works. It doesn't try to sell you a Hollywood version of hardship; it just lays out the cold, hard reality of people pushed to their absolute limits by circumstance. I found myself thinking quite a bit about how much we take for granted in our everyday lives, compared to the sheer, exhausting weight of what these people were dealing with just to get by. It’s a tough watch, sure, but it’s the kind of story that stays with you because it refuses to look away from the uncomfortable truths.?

Honestly, what an incredible debut from Courtney Hunt. By the way, while I was hanging around Sundance, Quentin Tarantino—sitting there on the jury like he owns the place—was actually gushing about how Hunt’s script is easily one of the most gripping thrillers we’re going to see all year. And Melissa Leo? Man, she is a total revelation. You just can't shake the feeling that this story about smuggling immigrants across the US border has everything it needs to be something special. What’s missing? I haven't heard that name in a while, though I suppose some people just have a knack for staying relevant even when they shouldn't. I guess I’ll just throw some watermelon in there.. 😬 Definitely worth checking out. 👍

Just a quick, on-topic book recommendation for anyone interested:

So, I finally did it—I actually made my first film..

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Twenty legendary directors sit down to talk about their very first films, edited by Stephen Lowenstein and published by Paramount Pictures in New York, 2006.

Ever since the French New Wave started making waves back in the fifties, we’ve been stuck with this pervasive idea that the director is the sole creative genius behind every movie. That whole concept of "auteur theory" really took shape in those old film journals as a way to push back against the big Hollywood studio system—you know, those massive production machines that mostly just churned out literary adaptations. Back then, the critics argued that working within those rigid studio frameworks made it nearly impossible to produce anything truly inventive or driven by raw creative impulse, so they championed the idea of film as a direct expression of a director's unique vision. Even though anyone who has actually worked on a set knows that filmmaking is an incredibly expensive, massive group effort, we still cling to this somewhat romanticized notion of the singular "author" figure. In reality, that kind of pure, unchecked authorship is pretty rare, usually only popping up in indie short films; once you get into the world of major commercial features, that level of individual control almost completely vanishes.

I’m not trying to stage some grand coup against the idea of the director as an auteur here, if that’s what you’re worried about. My point is simply that when a budget starts ballooning and those heavy-handed commercial demands kick in, that sense of creative control tends to evaporate pretty quickly. Take Stephen Lowenstein’s book *My First Film*, for example. He’s a filmmaker himself with a handful of decent short films under his belt, and he put together this collection of twenty interviews with established directors—including guys like Steve Buscemi and Gary Oldman—discussing their early works, which were hit or miss at best. It captures that specific window of time before they were raking in the massive Hollywood paychecks that eventually caused most of them to trade in that raw, youthful creative energy for something a bit more polished and predictable. That said, Lowenstein wasn't exactly consistent with his own rules. He claims he only picks projects where he feels a "real sense of authorship," yet he decided to interview Oliver Stone about *Salvador* (1986), which was actually his third feature. If you’re looking for a reason why he broke his own editorial standards like that, you probably won't find it in artistic integrity; it’s much more likely a calculated move to get a big-name star like Stone on the book cover to drive up sales.

In the intro, Lowenstein basically admits that the whole idea for this collection of interviews—chatting with famous directors about their debut features—hit him while he was still reeling from the chaos of filming his own short. He set out with three specific goals: give readers a real "insider's look" at how a production actually functions, introduce us to the director’s actual personality, and dig into the gritty, technical side of how they actually shoot. Because of that, the questions are pretty much engineered to hit those three pillars every single time. Now, if you want to get pedantic, you could argue the book feels a bit formulaic since he sticks to the same template for everyone, but honestly, the end result is actually quite engaging and packed with info. You end up learning if these directors were cinephiles from day one, what shaped them during their formative years, where they went to film school, and the nightmare of trying to secure funding for a first project. He even covers how the shoot went, how the critics reacted, and where they stand today. One of the more entertaining bits is hearing how they felt right before the cameras started rolling. Take Ang Lee, for instance; he held some sort of traditional ceremony with his crew to bring good luck, which apparently worked. Then there’s Tom DiCillo, who was so incredibly nervous the night before production that he polished off half a bottle of vodka and woke up the next morning with a massive hangover.

It’s pretty obvious that when you sit down to listen to these directors, their stories range from wildly different to strangely similar. One thing most of them have in common is that they basically stumbled into filmmaking without knowing the first thing about technical camera work. You see folks like Neil Jordan, Mike Figgis, Steve Buscemi, and Stephen Frears all leaning heavily on their cinematographers to actually make things look decent. Even today, Allison Anders admits she’s still essentially clueless when it comes to the technical side of a camera—she once joked that her own personal snapshots are so terrible she’s actually embarrassed to tell people at a local CVS that she does this for a living. But honestly, having a shaky grasp on lighting isn't even the biggest headache; for most directors, the real nightmare is just trying to scrape together enough cash to get started. If you listen to the Coen brothers talking about their debut, *Blood Simple*, they were basically walking door-to-door through small businesses, trying to convince random entrepreneurs to throw money at their vision. Then you have Kevin Smith, who was either incredibly brave or just plain delusional, racking up over twenty-five thousand dollars in credit card debt just to fund *Clerks*. He wasn't even worried about the legal fallout, mostly because he figured the worst-case scenario was just spending the next two decades paying off interest. I suppose his story serves as a sort of "welcome to the industry" guide for any aspiring director looking to shoot a guerrilla-style indie film while simultaneously gambling away their entire future. Of course, finishing the movie is only half the battle; then you have to deal with the soul-crushing task of finding a distributor. That’s where Smith’s luck gets almost unbelievable, since a series of wild coincidences led Miramax to pick up *Clerks*, turning his struggle into a total Hollywood fairy tale. On the flip side, if you look at Gary Oldman’s directorial debut, *Nil by Mouth*, you realize how much easier it is when you've already spent years being an established star. Without his connection to Luc Besson, getting that three-and-a-half million dollar budget would have been a much longer, much more painful uphill climb. It’s a similar story for J.P. Hogan with *Muriel's Wedding*; he’s pretty upfront about the fact that without a little help from Jane Campion, his film—which turned out to be quite a hit—probably never would have made it past the planning stages.

There’s really nothing quite like the chaos that ensues when a director tries to wrangle a group of actors together. I mean, Mike Figgis definitely had it rough back when he was filming *Internal Affairs* in '88. His audition process was basically a fever dream; he had to sit through an interview with Christopher Walken, who was incredibly awkward and wouldn't stop making these weird snorting noises, and then there was Harvey Keitel, who actually tried to negotiate a sex scene with his secretary into the script just to get the part. It gets even more ridiculous once you actually start production, though. I heard Tommy Lee Jones once pulled him aside during filming just to complain that Melanie Griffith’s trailer was a good foot longer than his own—and honestly, knowing him, he probably actually measured it just to be sure. Then you have the whole Sting situation, which sounds like a total circus, with girls constantly chasing him down the street, lifting up their skirts and screaming for him to take a look. Just absolute madness.

While we could probably keep listing similar anecdotes all day, the real takeaway from those interviews is how incredibly open these directors were with Lowenstein. They didn't hold back, laying out their doubts, their struggles, and those inevitable moments of hesitation that hit everyone eventually, regardless of their status. A lot of them also drifted into broader philosophical debates about the creative process itself. Take Neil Jordan, who’s as respected for his novels as he is for his directing; he offered this pretty sharp perspective on the gap between writing prose and writing a screenplay. To him, working on a script is almost a "pure joy" because it's really just the warm-up act for the actual heavy lifting on set. Prose, on the other hand, is a finished product in its own right, which carries a much heavier weight of responsibility. Then you have Anthony Minghella weighing in on the relationship between writing and the physical act of filming. He pointed out that writing lacks that empirical connection between effort and outcome; you can spend twelve grueling hours staring at a page and end up with absolutely nothing to show for it. With filmmaking, though, there are rarely days where you can't point to something and say, "Hey, look, we actually made something today."

Reading about how these legendary directors navigated the messy journey from that first spark of an idea to the final critical reception of their debut isn't just entertaining—it’s occasionally quite inspiring. Their experiences do more than just pull back the curtain on the supposedly glamorous world of Hollywood; they prove that beyond whatever specific talent you happen to possess, success demands a massive amount of creativity, grit, and sheer nerve. And, let’s be honest, having the right connections certainly doesn't hurt either. So, I'm not going to go out on a limb by suggesting my first film should be mandatory reading for aspiring filmmakers, though it might be worth a glance even for those who've been around the block a few times.

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My First Film 2.

Short, sweet, and hopefully better.

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Best directorial debuts? in Movies ·
El Mariachi Roberta Rodriguez style!

:klap:

Look, just go ahead and shoot your own movie for $7,000—though if you want to make bank like Rodriguez did, you might want to try signing up for those experimental clinical drug trials out in Texas. Any takers? 😬 I see wiredbison82 brought up Clerks and Kevin Smith, which is a total mess. 👍 That’s some serious indie energy right there—it’s like they won't even let 😢Darren's Pi be aired on TV anymore. 🙏 Spike Lee should have been President based on She's Gotta Have It😁 alone. By the way, I heard a story about Clint Eastwood tearing into someone recently, basically telling them, 'Kid, don't push your luck before I sweep you under the rug.' 🤣

Mark Wood79, can I get a laugh out of the future here? 🙂 Buckle up, because things are about to get messy:

Christoph Waltz To Direct His First Feature Film

🙂
Best directorial debuts? in Movies ·
Mark Wood79 said:Maybe some guy like Miller is on par with Blood Simple. 🙂

It’s funny how people work.

Yeah, you’ve got a point there. It seems like the only person narcissistic enough to be in the same league as Blood Simple is Vic Miller. 😬

Anyway, this is a great thread! :claps: I guess my cowardice finally paid off—quality over quantity, I suppose. 🧐
Best directorial debuts? in Movies ·
Here's my list of favorites:

I guess I’m just sitting here waiting for the clouds to finally break, though at this point, I’ve probably spent more time staring out the window than actually getting anything done today. It’s one of those heavy, quiet afternoons where everything feels like it’s holding its breath right before a massive thunderstorm hits the coast. There's a certain kind of stillness that settles in—the kind that makes you feel like you should be doing something productive, even if you have absolutely no intention of actually moving from this chair. It’s a bit pathetic, really, how much I find comfort in this gloomy, pre-storm tension, but I suppose there's something oddly grounding about knowing a downpour is inevitable./Milco Mancevski.

A pretty solid start to one of these. It’s funny how some people end up with these absolutely bizarre career paths that just don't seem to make any sense on paper.Mancevski is pure inspiration, especially for any young filmmakers trying to make it in this industry. Honestly, though, regarding the script—it all really starts with... I honestly can't decide if I should be more impressed by the sheer audacity of these scenarios or just deeply concerned about where people are getting their ideas lately. It’s one thing to have a wild imagination, but there’s a certain level of unhinged creativity happening here that feels almost impressive in its absurdity. I’m sitting here trying to make sense of it all, half-expecting someone to walk in and tell me this was all part of some elaborate social experiment, though even then, I think the budget would have been too high for something this chaotic.! 🧐

I guess we’re doing this again. Back to square one, I suppose./I’ve been thinking about Andrei Zvyagintsev lately, and honestly, watching his films feels a bit like sitting through a very slow, very expensive deposition where you're pretty sure the defendant is lying to your face. There's this heavy, lingering sense of dread in his work that just sits in your chest, making you feel like you need a drink and a nap immediately after the credits roll. It's masterful, I guess, if you enjoy feeling vaguely depressed about the state of humanity while staring at beautifully composed shots of bleak landscapes.

The debut effort from that old-school Russian student, Andrey Zvyagintsev, really made waves at Sundance back in 2003, and it held its own during the very first edition of the Tribeca Film Festival, too.

The 2003 Golden Lion winner managed to pull off fifteen straight minutes of standing ovations after its Venice screening, which was honestly pretty impressive. It’s the debut feature from this old-school Russian student, Zvyagintsev, and people are already trying to draw these heavy comparisons between him and Tarkovsky—calling it some sort of mystical, symbolic allegory about those endless Russian white nights where the sun never really sets, all wrapped up in these tragic elements. It basically opens up a whole mountain of questions without actually bothering to answer a single one of them.So, this director gets handed an award and immediately goes, "..."It feels like a fair enough question to ask, "what is this movie actually about," I suppose. But honestly, I don't think that's even a question worth asking in the first place.'

I honestly don't know where to start with this whole car situation, but I guess we're talking about cars now. It's one of those topics that everyone seems to have a very loud, very polarized opinion on, usually while sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic on some interstate, which isn't exactly the peak of human intellectual discourse. Personally, I find the entire industry a bit exhausting to follow, though I suppose there's a certain grim fascination in watching how much money people are willing to throw at a shiny hunk of metal just to feel something for twenty minutes on their morning commute.

I finally sat down to watch *The Shawshank Redemption*, and honestly, I’m sitting here wondering why it took me this long to give it a chance. It’s one of those movies that feels like it should be a heavy, soul-crushing slog because, well, it's about prison, but it somehow manages to feel incredibly light and hopeful by the end. Andy Dufresne is such a quiet, understated character—not your typical cinematic hero who screams about justice—and watching him navigate that system with such patience was actually pretty mesmerizing. It’s a slow burn for sure, the kind of movie where you have to settle in with a drink and just let the atmosphere wash over you, but the payoff is massive. It really makes you think about how much of our own lives we spend just following the rules without ever questioning if the walls around us are actually there to protect us or just to keep us contained. Truly a classic, even if it did make me feel a little bit inadequate about my own level of patience./Frank Darabont

It’s funny how fear has this way of turning your own mind into a high-security prison, keeping you locked up tight when you really should be moving forward, but I suppose if you can find even a shred of hope, it’s enough to break the bars and let you out.. 😍

I finally sat down to watch 13 Tzameti, and honestly, it’s one of those movies that just sits in your gut like a bad burrito. It’s this gritty, claustrophobic descent into a high-stakes underground game that feels way too plausible to be comfortable. There’s no flashy Hollywood polish here, just this raw, mounting sense of dread as you realize how quickly things can spiral when you're just trying to survive. It’s bleak, it’s tense, and it definitely leaves you feeling a little hollowed out by the end./I can't say I'm exactly an expert on film theory, but I've always found Géla Babluani to be one of those directors who just refuses to play by anyone's rules, which is probably why his work feels so unsettlingly raw.

You’d better commit Géla Babluani to memory if you want to stay ahead of the curve. 😉

After that debut neo-noir hit '13/Tzameti' really made waves, director Gela Babluani is currently working on an American remake titled simply '13'.

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I guess I’m just one of those people who finds themselves staring at the screen long after the credits roll, wondering why certain things hit harder than they should. There’s something about that specific kind of cinematic melancholy that stays with you, isn't there? It’s not even about the plot, really—it's more about that quiet, hollow feeling of realizing how much we all perform for one another just to feel like we exist. It’s a heavy watch, sure, but it manages to be beautiful in a way that feels almost uncomfortably honest./Sam Mendes

It’s basically a tragicomic masterpiece from that British theater director—and yeah, it also happens to be his first script to actually snag an Oscar. I can't say I'm exactly surprised by how things are shaking out with Alana Balla, though I suppose a little bit of shock might be expected if you haven't been paying attention to the general chaos lately. It feels like we're all just circling the drain of predictable outcomes, isn't it? Honestly, I’d love to say I saw this coming from a mile away, but my ability to predict anything more complex than when my toaster is going to quit on me is pretty much non-existent. Still, watching this unfold is like seeing a slow-motion car crash where you know exactly which part of the bumper is going to fly off first.. 🙏 Well, there’s definitely some truth to that, isn't there? 😁

I guess we’re officially in crash territory now. It’s one of those moments where you just sit back, watch everything fall apart, and wonder if anyone actually saw this coming—or if we were all just too busy staring at our phones to notice the wheels coming off./Paul Haggis

I've spent about twenty years grinding away in the television industry—which, for what it's worth, includes the fact that Haggis actually cooked up that series. Chuck Norris's old show, Walker, Texas Ranger. I ended up writing 196 episodes of the exact same thing. 😵The hilarious part is that he actually went on national TV recently and spilled everything to the whole country, basically airing out all the garbage they’d been forced to put up with for years. 🤣

Back in 2000, when he was 47, Haggis hit a moment of clarity: he realized he "didn't want the epitaph on his tombstone to read: 'Creator of Walker, Texas Ranger.'"

That same year, he picked up the film rights for F.X. Toole’s book, Rope Burns. What followed is history—though maybe not the kind you'd see on a TV broadcast.

Badlands
Blood Simple
Reservoir Dogs
Being John Malkovich
Sex, Lies, and Videotape
Un Chien Andalou
Breathless
The 400 Blows
Shadows

Mark Wood79 said:You’ve got a point; honestly, it might just be easier to call them debut films. If that can actually be changed, I guess the mods can step in if they aren't too busy.

WTF? 😕 Not even in a fever dream—by that logic, the Coen brothers would be sitting right there next to Vic Ream. 😬
The love life of a soldier in Movies ·
I mean, what’s the point then? It’s not like he’s going to be spinning them around at home for his kids and the neighbors to see, right? 😁 Honestly, that Patljak guy is a bit of a weirdo.

The trailer is actually a total gem and surprisingly watchable, so it feels like a crime to ruin the vibe by sitting through the full movie. Though, knowing me, I'll probably end up doing it anyway.
Amateur acting in Movies ·
Training Day (2009) in Movies ·
goldenhound32 said:Well, it’s definitely not Training Day, but I guess it’ll do. 👍

Signature. It’s alright, I guess, but honestly? When I really sit back and think about it, Americans didn't put out a single decent movie in 2010. NYPD The sheer scale of this thing is actually pretty impressive. What’s most striking about this whole setup—with three seemingly unrelated Brooklyn Police Officers all ending up at the exact same crime scene despite being dragged there under totally different circumstances—is how much ground it covers. You get a little bit of everything. Fuqua and the screenwriter, who honestly seem to be carrying a heavy cross with this script, really put in the work to make these characters feel lived-in. For a while there, they actually pull it off quite well; Eddie played by Gere is... I honestly don't know what to tell you guys, but some people just have a fundamentally broken moral compass that makes my skin crawl. It’s one of those things where you look at someone and just wonder how they even function in polite society without accidentally offending everyone within a five-mile radius. I'm sitting here thinking about it, and it's just genuinely unsettling. It’s almost funny how they just set them up like that, only to toss them aside so effortlessly at the end—I guess you have to wrap things up somehow, right? Honestly, let's just pack Tanga, Salo, and Eddie into a beat-up Greyhound bus, put Ljubo Cesic Rojs behind the wheel, and just drive those guys straight off a cliff. 🤷 It’s honestly impressive, isn't it? It’s like Fuqua just hasn't learned a single thing from his past work. Training Day? 😕 Despite all that incredible potential, they completely botched Salo's character (Hawke). 😢 Ethan Hawke is such a phenomenal actor, though it’s a shame his range isn't tapped more often; honestly, you could probably base an entire gritty American crime drama around a character like his, and I'm pretty sure half the cops working the beat in any major US city would see themselves in him. 😬).

There’s one clumsy little detail regarding one of the shootouts, but I'll save that for when someone actually sits down to watch the movie.

Go ahead. Shoot.

P.S. I actually am glad about that. I guess I’m just a regular blue-collar worker, doing my part to keep the gears turning while everyone else is busy chasing some grander ambition.*claps*
Movie theater pauses: Yay or nay? in Movies ·
What kind of freaking intermission is this? Honestly, I’d lose my mind if they actually cut me off mid-movie just to tell everyone to take a break.

🤣🤣🤣

No, obviously not.
Defendor (2010) in Movies ·
goldenhound32 said:Now I'm sitting here trying to think of even one single thing I didn't like about this movie, and honestly, I can't find any. 🙂 8 out of 10.

Me, on the other hand, am struggling to find just one thing I actually liked about the film, and I'm coming up empty. Okay, sure, the speculations are cool. 😁 But like I said, Forrest Gump dressed up as a superhero? 😕 Is this supposed to be the ultimate deconstruction of the superhero genre? 🙄 This weird attempt at playing with comedy and drama doesn't really land as a dramedy; instead, it feels like this awkward "wannabe comedy-drama" hybrid that just doesn't work for me. The movie loses a lot of steam because of how clumsy it is at balancing the imaginary versus the real (you know, the whole imaginary superhero vs. mentally unstable person dynamic). What was the point of all those scenes with Dr. Park? Our "hero" (or rather, our false protagonist) just keeps living inside that "top secret" delusion of his, and his transformation is basically non-existent—even after that great scene on the swing set, still nothing. Seriously! [Emphasizing] De-FEN-DOR! Arthur Poppington just stays exactly who he is.

Arthur Poppington: I'm gonna capture Captain Industry!

Captain Industry... man, what a powerhouse of a name. Seriously, the antagonist has never had a better title. I just wish the world of "real" villains functioned a bit more cohesively in terms of the actual plot and script. Right now, it functions like my dysfunctional grandpa during a fishing trip: if we aren't busy pulling him out of the lake, we're busy pulling him off the rocks. It's just constant chaos, and you're just sitting there waiting for the final showdown or the end to finally arrive.

Steven Torres41 said:Total madness, but that was my first thought too. I didn't say anything because I thought maybe it was just me, but apparently, I'm not alone. 🙂

There’s a massive question mark hanging over my initial association, unfortunately.
ruggedjackal46 said:s

It isn't in your post.

Yeah, I can see it right there in yours. ☕ You really ought to have written something about that s-word by now. ☕

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Die Hard franchise in Movies ·
Quote: Guyz Nite - "Die Hard" (Seven songs about movies).
Inspired by: Die Hard (1988), Die Hard 2 (1990) and Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)

Even though this 2006 track already feels strangely stuck in that specific Fall Out Boy era, you can't deny the chorus is an absolute earworm: "We're gonna die (DIE!) die (DIE!) die (DIE!) die hard!" Guyz Nite—who basically define "Beer metal" and roll with hyper-masculine stage names like Guy Manley and Bear Woods—tend to take some liberties with their rhyming schemes ("The good cop wouldn't miss this / Even though IT wasn't Christmas"), but I think they earn some serious credit for paying homage to the first three entries in the Die Hard franchise (since Live Free or Die Hard wasn't even a thing back then) and somehow turning John McClane's famous catchphrase into a surprisingly melodic bridge.

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We're gonna die (DIE!) die (DIE!) die (DIE!) die hard!

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Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

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Training Day (2009) in Movies ·
goldenhound32 said:It’s actually not all that bad, honestly—I caught a glimpse of the sample.

Honestly, this doesn't even come close to the quality you'd expect from DVDSCC. It’s pretty underwhelming, really—it feels more like someone just handed over an unfinished workprint instead of a finished film. 😢 By the way, that sample is a total fake.

I have to admit, Fuqua kind of let me down with Shooter—not because the movie itself was a disaster, but more because of his decision to go with that particular script in the first place. I’m really hoping this next one turns out to be a much better call on his part.

It looks like Antoine Fuqua has gone completely off the rails. Lost his compass.Everything follows below. Training Day It doesn't quite hit the mark, at least not for me. Such a shame.
restlessfox5 said:So what's your suggestion?

Nothing, just let the thread exist. When people talk about supposedly nothing happening in a good movie, they're usually referring to the plot, the narrative structure, the dramatic pacing, you name it. 😁 Honestly, it feels like film buffs take offense, or somehow blame everyone else for not thinking to write:

...waiting for a thread titled "good films where the protagonist just walks on the right side of the road"

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To be fair, there's a real lack of imagination—or maybe just creativity?—when it comes to starting new threads. 🤷Any post consisting of barely half a sentence of intro should probably just be automatically deleted.

p.s. sorry for the off-topic rambling/acting like a smartass.
not bad, just overrated

But why overrated? 🤷It’s almost like Americans have this one—admittedly somewhat half-baked nowadays—awards ceremony that the whole world follows (I think it’s called the Academy Award by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences 😁). Just like everything else, they’ve manufactured La grande illusion that American filmmaking is somehow superior to everything else on the planet. Of course it isn't; the illusion only survives thanks to the well-oiled propaganda machine of ABC featuring Hollywood. All the other national honors, like the Emmy Award, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, or the Academy Awards, just end up living in the shadow of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. It's pretty obvious why, I guess, because money talks. The whole concept of "national" cinema is a bit silly (isn't everything categorized that way?), since everyone naturally tends to praise their own horses. 🙂 In my book, there aren't really "national" cinemas, there are just good and bad movies. It’s actually an interesting bit of trivia that the late Sydney Pollack and Anthony Minghella, driven by that exact philosophy, were working seriously on establishing an international film academy (something that would serve as an alternative to the Academy Award). They even managed to get several of the most powerful non-American networks interested—think places like the USA, Japan, India, or South Korea. Sadly, death stepped in and stopped them. 😢

I’m kind of on the same page as Nicholas Walker3; for true cinephiles, all those awards don't mean a damn thing—to be honest, in most cases, it's just a massive ego trip and a total Vanity Fair circus. Regardless, I sincerely hope that idea for an alternative Academy Award finds its footing sometime soon. Cinema really needs that kind of balance. Even now, the US is losing its grip on the entertainment industry: in film, we're seeing this unstoppable trend of unbearable quantity spreading globally (which means Avatar and similar nonsense won't ultimately yield anything intelligent), and Hollywood majors are betting every single role on 3D technology. Their indie divisions are dying off day by day, and I’d bet that in a few years, American megaplexes won't even bother showing 2D films anymore. 🤷 That’s why my message to Tim Burton, James Cameron, and the rest of those jokers is: stop pushing these glorified picture books for kids! :2up: 😬 BTW, if you want a good read, check out this great article from Vanity Fair: The Lost Tycoons.

Speaking of those famous lists, it’s a shame I can’t find a single one containing the top ten films of the most significant American directors. You see, there isn't a single American film on them. It's not just that European cinema heavily influenced American filmmaking; it essentially created it.

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Back to the roots, Ladies and Gentlemen—back to the roots! 😁