Posts by stormywolf39

Ponor. said:I just don't get Burger King. Honestly, I can't stand it. Why is that? 😢

So, you haven't even tried the Chicken Deluxe yet? Seriously? 😁

gentlepuma20 said:I lose interest in sprinting pretty fast.

especially in short races 🙏 when I think back to that Australian runner who was a full lap behind, yet somehow walked away with the gold because everyone else wiped out and slammed into the barrier just ten feet from the finish line 🤣 🙏

5. When asked how you navigate a roundabout, I just blurted out, "In a circle."
8. Watching an old man nearly drop his grocery bags... I lost it. Cracked a joke about him hopping around like a damn rabbit and practically died laughing.

🤣 🤣 plus a few more 🙏

Kevin Chavez3 said:it's definitely The Dead. 🤮

nah, it's actually ATWKUBTTOD 😬

Why are you acting so worked up today? They’re just backing up the established claim that power is gay 😬

from: a few people have been riding my back about this lately, and honestly, I'm not feeling it. 🙂

I can forgive just about anything, except for s-k 😠

But now that the indie crowd has officially outsized the mainstream pop stars, the mainstream has somehow rebranded itself as "alternative." 🤔 😬 🤣

Hey there, gorgeous 🤣

It doesn't really make sense, unless maybe you just double down on one specific direction 🤔

And subjectivity is easily the worst part 🙂

Some guys go to ridiculous lengths just to prove they’ve got enough testosterone to fill a stadium. Pierre Pumpille actually tried to move a parked car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he told reporters while recovering in his hospital bed.

But let’s be honest—Pumpille is a total pushover compared to Krystof Azninski, an American farmer who basically auditioned to be the toughest guy on the planet by decapitating himself back in '95. Azninski was 30 at the time, just hanging out and drinking with buddies when someone suggested they strip down and play some "tough guy" games. It started out with them hitting each other over the head with frozen turnips, but things escalated quickly when one guy grabbed a chainsaw and sliced off his own foot. Refusing to be outdone, Azninski snatched the saw, yelled "Watch this then," and swung it right at his own neck.

"It's hilarious, really," one of his friends remarked. "When he was a kid, he used to wear his sister's underwear. But he went out like a man."

🙏 🙏 🙏

I only had to do one 😁

🤣 🤣 This definitely calls for some serious scrutiny 😁

Man, how did I miss this before? 🙏

Is this some kind of award for lagging behind in evolution or what? 😬

I think it has something to do with my cylinder prescription. Or whatever.

Astigmatism 😉

Ah, I went to one of those eye exams once upon a time. Honestly, it was pretty fun for about three days 😬 but I’m pretty sure I’d lose my mind without sunglasses 😎

Ed Sheeran🤣

Listen, nothing beats those little chocolate-covered raisins 😍 🙂

So, I was thinking,

The definitive list of critters I run into around my yard every single day:

1. John Doe
2. John Doe
4. John Doe

😁

It could have been the Mungos. I know they used to settle all along the West Coast to deal with snake infestations, though I can't quite recall where specifically 🤔

and then there's the butterfly 😲 🤣