Well, I finally sat down and watched it 🙏
I honestly can't wrap my head around why I didn't enjoy it more. I mean, the book was incredible, I’m a huge fan of Burton's style, I love Johnny Depp, and I have a massive soft spot for chocolate 😬 ... how could it possibly have turned out bad? 😉
To be fair, there's plenty to praise—the production design, the cast, the direction... everything was solid. Actually, pretty much everything except for those songs. They just felt off to me. Both the musical numbers and the choreography with the Oompa-Loompas were just... meh. I guess the last two (both the songs and the dancing) were slightly better, but still...
And then there's that "quote" from 2001: A Space Odyssey 🤣
If you haven't seen it yet, you should definitely give it a watch 🙂
Also, let's be real—Johnny is way too sugary-sweet in this 😍
http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif...even with that ridiculous, bubbly hairstyle 😬