Posts by darkmarlin16

Perez is finally rolling out of the pits, assuming the guys actually manage to get the engine to turn over this time.

granitefalcon15 said:Morning—any idea when the race actually starts?

In about 53 minutes. Honestly, it's all right there at the top of the thread if you bother to look.

Alex Fowler5 said:Oh, really? Is that right?

Nah, but there's like a 78% chance it'll happen.

Valtteri Bottas just got slapped with a three-place grid penalty for messing with Daniel Ricciardo. He’s gonna be starting from 18th.

Hey, go ahead and run the numbers for our Group D

Man, it’s no wonder Fernando was struggling to pull those right-hand turns after taking that hit

Hamilton just tied Clark's 33 PP

Williams and their absolute disaster of a strategy 🤦

The Ferrari mechanics actually managed to fix Kvyat's absolute mess-up. 🙏

What the hell does Kvyat have to do with you, man?

Jason Campbell70 said:I mean, seriously, who's gonna be the first one to wreck? 🍿

Verizon

So, what’s the actual point of rain tires? 🙄

Jose Morris7 said:Christian and Helmut—if my eyes aren't playing tricks on me—are just hanging out and chatting up Daniel. They're totally egging him on, feeding his ego, laughing at all his little jokes, while Sebastian is nowhere to be seen... hmm... is it actually possible they finally kicked their favorite little pet to the curb just to make room for a shiny new toy?

It’s classic conditioning, really. ☕ 😁

and also for 15 🙂

Pushed back by another 15 minutes. It’s basically the same ridiculous routine every single year, but those idiots just keep insisting on scheduling the race for 5 PM.

Michael Salgado 😁

wanderingbison9 said:Is this thing even going to happen at all?

Probably not today, honestly😁

Looks like the start is pushed back by 15 mins for now.

Kishaaaaaa!

1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Nico Rosberg
3. Sebastian Vettel

4. Kimi Räikkönen
5. Felipe Massa
6. Fernando Alonso
7. Valtteri Bottas
8. Jenson Button
9. Daniel Ricciardo
10. Kevin Magnussen

That whole final sequence where the teams start clashing should’ve been handled way differently, you know? Instead of acting like it was some actual historical event, they just threw it in there.

As far as the comedy goes, it's classic Will Ferrell. A total legend 🙏

Like when he starts talking to that assistant working with Linda, but the guy's name is actually Donna 🤣
He lives out in a lighthouse 🤣 (since his computers were busted, they brought that up, though I guess it was more of a metaphorical thing, at least that's how it felt logically 🤣)
And then there's that pet shark he has for his son 🤣
Don't even get me started on the bet with that host. Jack blame, Dick Phuck legend but 🤣

Legend 🙏

But yeah, I'm with you, the original movie was definitely better.