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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:Reset my ass.


And what about sticking a toothpick into the national power grid?🤷
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:Honestly, this guy is such a find.

The way he absolutely dismantles Vučić is wild.🤣

It would be pretty great if we actually had our own version of John Oliver here in the States.

https://www.youtube.com/user/24minutaofficial


I guess Sor and Zovak do something somewhat similar on PrimeTime over at N1 on Sunday nights.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:This nurse from Medjugorje hid the fact she was in Italy three separate times🙏

#safe-sister

Is the rooster crowing yet? 🙏Maybe we're finally seeing the truth, I guess.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Well, I suppose life just hands out different burdens to everyone... some people get a mother, while others are stuck dealing with a mother-in-law.😢
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:It’s like watching Dad go door-to-door during Halloween, knocking on everyone's house while they all act like they don't have a cent to spare, yet somehow this guy over here is walking around with pockets absolutely bursting with cash. He actually has the nerve to tell him, "Don't worry about making a profit," only for the other one to snap back, "I've already got my costume; why don't you just grab one yourself and stop stressing?" 😂

ruggedjackal46 said:🤣

A guy goes along with his friend to rob a Chase Bank, but the cops catch him. He ends up doing five years in federal prison. Once he finally gets out, he tracks down his old buddy and asks how on earth he managed to get away with it. The friend just shrugs and says, "I had a mask. Get one and you'll be fine." 😂

🤣 🤣

Well... then the Pope runs into Jason from Friday the 13th, and he tells him: "Your mask doesn't mean a thing if you just keep charging straight at people." 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
dustyridge3 said:It’s the same story with Altered Carbon—I keep skipping over it, but once I finally wrap up my shows about Mexicans (after finishing Narcos, I’ll move on to Chapa) and dive into Freud, I suppose I'll tackle it if there's nothing else worth my time.

The English game is actually quite decent. Sure, some of the football scenes feel a bit ridiculous, but the overall atmosphere is solid, and you might even see a few good beards pop up. ☕

NYC and football were both pretty ridiculous back then.🙂 It’s exactly what you mentioned—it's solid, but you can tell the creator also did Downton Abbey; there are way too many female characters involved if this is supposed to be a series about football.🤷

And another thing that bugs me—the historical inaccuracies are everywhere. It makes zero sense; Darwen can't get knocked out of the second round of the cup by Brigg if Brigg was already eliminated in the first round, especially since Darwen itself lost to Blackburn🤷

All in all, if you don't follow football, I probably wouldn't recommend this.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:So, the next house is about 100 feet away, and there's a new sign.

EDIT:

That wasn't really the main point, though. It was more about having way too many municipalities and counties.

I definitely agree with you on that point.🙂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:I went to Porec about a month and a half ago.

I went through the Lincoln Tunnel and decided to skip the interstate altogether. I figured I’d just cut across some hills instead.

Look, restlesssurfer97, I swear to God, I just drove through a place that had exactly one house. One single damn house and a sign telling you where you are. 🤣

Maybe it's just the local municipality. ☕

Man, what am I looking at? 🤣

I mean, every town should have a sign, regardless of whether it's got one house or 10,000 houses. It’s just so people actually know where they are.🤷
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
ruggedjackal46 said:It’s honestly a waste of breath telling people not to touch their faces now that restlesssurfer97 is back on the forum 🤦


🤣🤣

Here’s Roflić’s delivery, since you clearly can't just head down to the store to grab it yourself🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:This isn't really an example for you ☕

The last one was just a bit too easy. It's only a shame they were so short. And all within a single day ☕


That's What She Said?🤷x
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Rachel Cooper3 said:It seems quarantine only bothers those who are already married. ☕
Give it a rest—this isn't some kind of joke.

Zoki 🤣🙏
The role actually suits him quite well—he lacks real authority, he's a decent speaker, he hasn't lost his spine, and honestly, you can't help but laugh at his ridiculous remarks.

I mean, I saw this guy walking around the streets of Washington, D.C. on Sunday, and honestly... he looked like some random extra from Top Gun or something. Just wandering about. I guess he thought he was being subtle, but maybe not. 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Paul Sanders5 said:Man, just saw this depressing segment on RTL about the local markets here in the States. It’s honestly the perfect example of why we should've just let the virus rip through the population—who cares who lives or dies at this point?


I mean, I’m sitting here watching this and I just can't believe my eyes. 🤣

If those people had even a little bit more energy left in them, they probably could have taken out the reporter right then and there. 🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Patrick Newman5 said:The English football scene. Just dropped on Netflix

Enjoy


Did you actually sit through the whole thing, or did you just watch the trailer like I did?

Judging by what I’m seeing on American Twitter, people are mostly just making fun of it, though apparently, fans of English football are actually quite thrilled.🤷

I’m just... I don't know, I'm just hoping the match scenes won't look like some cheesy soap opera. Word is they hired some soccer choreographer who usually does commercials for Nike or Adidas, so, yeah. Who knows.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Joseph Clark37 said:Every single forum thread is filled with epidemiologists and doctors, and it's the exact same story on every social media platform—medical professionals stepping up to explain the actual truth about the virus. I see it in every local coffee shop too. And yet, some people still claim we have a shortage of doctors in this country. What absolute fools ☕


I mean, if the Euro doesn't happen, all 4 million voters are probably going to pivot into medical school anyway 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Amanda Evans2 said:Gentlemen, how on earth are you all protecting your dogs from ticks?


I just feed him leftovers from restaurants, I guess.🤷
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Elizabeth Mendoza said:I honestly don't give a damn about Maradona. He was just a drug addict and mentally unstable. It’s a total disgrace that anyone would look up to a piece of trash like him, both as a person and an athlete.

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:I'm probably not going to show up for those Italians' christenings.


That’s such a shame, really... we used to take those optional trips out to the little villages in Lombardy.

The only rule was we couldn't bring the dogs into the dining halls, but whatever, I guess that was just how it was.😢
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
ruggedjackal46 said:Honestly, I just douse myself in rubbing alcohol and call it a day. No issues whatsoever. ☕


Fighting Corona with Corona?🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Rachel Cooper3 said:He isn't burned out—but seriously, what kind of twisted vision did Frljić have, portraying Jesus raping a Muslim woman?
The coverage was handled with genuine enthusiasm—presented in a way that felt both cutting-edge and incredibly engaging. Why settle for anything less? ☕


I hadn't heard about that, but honestly, even as an atheist, I find the whole thing just... revolting. It feels offensive to everyone involved, I guess.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Paul Martinez73 said:If you were to set fire to Josephine, Joseph, and Jesus right in front of the local NFL stadium, people would call it some avant-garde performance art in the spirit of Mardi Gras. But when you do that to two men and a child, it’s just straight-up prison time.
Oh sure, because the kids saw it 🤣 that’s the ultimate trump card...


When and where did this actually happen for the first time? 🤷