Posts by Jason Chavez32

jim draž james said:TOTAL PIECE OF TRASH

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Here’s a quick rundown of the supposedly "nutritious" or organic snacks I’m planning to inhale over the next half hour:

1. A couple of pieces of artisanal smoked bacon from a local farmstead back in Vermont
2. Some black tea
3. Honey
4. Lemon
5. Those absolutely dreadful "avant-garde" cigarettes

We all know who the most annoying person on this forum is—unless you want me to point out 🙂

Well, Greg just gave me a little reality check with his latest update...

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Double or nothing!
Go ahead and grab one at the counter...

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Doris! (drumroll please)
It was about time I finally cut through all those red tapes and jumped straight in...

Doris! (drumroll please)

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Carol Jackson45 said:one trait I absolutely despise about people from coastal cities:

And honestly, it’s not just those folks—it’s anyone from those small beach towns...

The real issue is they have zero sense of direction and can't follow simple directions to save their lives. For crying out loud, someone tells them, "Go straight for two blocks, then turn right at the post office, and the bus stop is right across from there..." I mean, seriously?! Have you ever heard of an actual street address or a house number?! 😠

It's ridiculous—you bring them from a tiny little seaside village into a massive American metro area, surrounded by asphalt and endless traffic, and they immediately lose their minds. Back home, everything is easy—the ocean is right there, the boardwalk is right there, everything is within a hundred yards of each other. But here in a place like Chicago? There's no ocean, and they can't even find their way back to their own apartment. They're just completely lost! 🙄

Since we’re already talking about Futurama, I have to say—one of the absolute funniest moments in the whole series has to be that episode where Bender gets high. They ask him about his "bending" skills, and he just hits them with:

- Bending is my middle name! Bender Bending Rodriguez!

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Wait, is he the one who just loses it from pure excitement? 🤣

hollowseal33 said:that creepy neighbor... I can't remember his name (jiggedy!)

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the name is QUAGMIRE, jiggedi jig 🤣

Honestly, the best parts of Family Guy are just the "monkey in the closet" bits and that one—truly irreplaceable—gentleman, ladies and gentlemen, Mayor Adam West! 😂

Rebecca Allen31 said:[IMAGE DELETED]

Come on, put that broom away already!

From what I gather, you can pretty much sign up for any music academy you fancy—though, obviously, there’s going to be a price tag attached to that.

So, what gives? Is the internet giving you a hard time or something?

suggestion:

Elvis Presley - how a hit is actually made👍

Look, if you don't include at least one track from Kiss—and I mean something other than "Rock 'N' Roll All Nite" or anything off that *Alive!* album—then buddy, you’re basically just making a mess of this party compilation. Seriously, stop wasting everyone's time with that nonsense.🙂

To hell with these criteria! Absolute garbage, just pure nonsense! 🙏

Not quite. They were just incredibly vague about everything. 😵

But that’s exactly why Drummond ended up digging through piles of samples later on—it was practically a goldmine 👍

Here’s my pitch for a mixtape:

THE KLF - justified and the ancient (feat. tammy wynette)

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stormyviper11 said:either Norman Greenbaum or Alice Cooper

It’s got to be Doctor & the Medics for me, and me alone.😠

NENA - nojnundnojncihluftbalons 😂

Honestly, this whole thread is completely missing the mark—it just doesn't make any sense. ☕

I’m putting my money on Lionel Richie. 😳

Susan Clark10 said:I haven't really sat down to watch TV much over the last few years—so I have zero clue what kind of music videos are rotating through the airwaves lately—but if I recall correctly, the absolute worst one from back when I actually followed MTV was Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy." It was just three guys shirtless, and then they start pouring sauce over spaghetti... I honestly can't decide if it was the band, the song, or just that bizarre video that got under my skin more—but it seemed to pop up every single time I turned on the set. Just pure, unadulterated trauma...

Guilty as charged! 😠

Right off the bat, the first thing that comes to mind is "Human After All" by Daft Punk. It’s honestly tragic how a wave of bad reviews can absolutely tank the sales of an album that actually had hit potential. 👎

Then you've got that 10,000 Hz legend from Aira—personally, I couldn't stand much of that album.

Or take "Play with Bootsy" by Bootsy Collins; that whole album was basically just one big joke.

And so on...