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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Alemka Alemka
Honestly, we really need to get back to wearing face masks in public transit and whenever you're hanging out in crowded spots, because it just makes sense if we want to stay safe.

I mean, what was so difficult two months ago about just telling everyone they should be wearing masks, right? It would have been so much simpler than this whole thing where they just spend two months keeping everyone totally confused, and now they’re moving on to confusing people with public transit—like, why are they suddenly great for the subway but apparently useless for grocery stores, elevators, or just stepping out the door for any reason at all? Honestly, it makes zero sense. E Alemka Alemka. 🤦
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Carol Lewis said:Leo figured you out a long time ago - Požega ☕

There's just no way you can pull a fast one on Lea.

It’s especially tough when your location is right there staring everyone in the face on your profile. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
At first glance, you’d honestly think we were dealing with an earthquake hitting Titograd. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
We haven't got anything yet, honestly, we're still just waiting on it to arrive. Capak is going to give Marko a heads-up once he finishes cutting the plexiglass.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
https://zadarski.slobodnadalmacija.h...ptome-1017445?

Just look at how incredibly well we handled this whole virus situation 🙏🙏 🙏
Kae, so many European states have actually been looking at the American model as the gold standard for how to fight this thing 🙏🙏 🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
James Nelson8 said:Just testing out this multi-quote feature here so I don't end up just copying everyone's posts verbatim... 🙂

Papi always has the absolute best movie recommendations, honestly... 👍

Looking good. 🙂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
come on, come on, let's go +/- 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
That’s just how it goes, you know, when you’re feeling all high on life one day and then the next thing you know, you're totally bummed out.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:But wait, does that mean this goes into the death toll too?

Death from Coronavirus, sure, but not necessarily *with* it, you know? There are basically four ways to look at how this plays out.

With Coronavirus, because of Coronavirus.
With Coronavirus, but not because of Coronavirus.
Without Coronavirus, but because of Coronavirus.
With Coronavirus, without Coronavirus.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
rapidstag2 said:If you find yourself needing to explain the joke, you've already lost. 😛

That's just 🙄

From where I'm sitting, that's basically saying it's the foundation. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Diplomatic relations between Canada and the Philippines have really hit a rough patch lately, especially since Justin turned down his third straight invite to fly out to Manila.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Anthony Jackson2 said:If I remember correctly, in that village up north in Italy where this all kicked off, asymptomatic cases hit around 40%—so it really just comes down to the sample you're looking at.

I really hope so, because that 3% figure has been sitting in my head like a tiny pebble stuck in my espadrille.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
rapidstag2 said:🤣

kliconoša. 🤮

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ps. that's basically half of :, which is about a third of :ro

Just so we aren't left completely clueless. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Noah Perez2 said:🤣

Have you noticed on Netflix how even old man Franjo isn't exactly a fan of Messi? He sits there watching the Argentina match in a bar, offering thanks to the heavens solely for the skills of a decent Pipita.

Messi is ignored; he's irrelevant. The guy just knows his football, nothing more. 🤣

Miđet is just doing his thing.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
A woman from a town near St. Louis had her surgery pushed back in March because of the Coronavirus. A few days later, she passed away.

When Capak read this, he probably dropped his measuring tape right out of his hands—you know, the one he uses to check the height of those plexiglass shields.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Look, I really don't want to be some party pooper here, because honestly, I’ve been the one organizing the get-togethers myself before 🤣, but those serological tests they were running—I think it was over in the Netherlands—they used a pretty small sample size, and most of what came back showed only about 3% of people were actually infected. Just random testing, you know?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Anthony Jackson2 said:I took my girlfriend on a little holiday trip through the mountains right before Christmas—we stopped by Hallstatt and St. Wolfgang along the way (by the way, 🙏 is a pretty surreal spot)—and I’ve mentioned before—though I honestly can't keep track of all these threads anymore—that my old man had some weird symptoms during that first month. He had a low-grade fever for about three weeks and a cough, with zero logical explanations from his doctors. He went through several rounds of testing, but they couldn't tell him what he actually had.

Then the other day, my girlfriend and I were talking and realized she also hit a sudden fever at the start of the year and ended up in the ER—without any actual testing, obviously. It’s entirely possible we picked it up somewhere.

Nobody alive knows when this truly kicked off or if there was even a "patient zero" in Wuhan—if that isn't the case, everything changes. It might turn out the number of people worldwide who have already walked through this is nearing a billion.

Give or take 100 million, just as a rough estimate.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Noah Perez2 said:They’re still riding those little bicycles through the hallways, ringing their bells like they think they're back in Beijing. 😁

The Germans are getting the Bundesliga back up and running on May 9th. My only lingering question is how they’re handling player testing—are they running quick screenings on the fly, or what?

It’s that classic collective delusion where everyone acts like they just survived a plague because the media won't shut up about it. Atypical pneumonia has always been around, especially during the winter months. Suddenly, everything is being rebranded as COVID-19.

And then this guy actually tries to offer me a Messi's jersey at full scale, telling me he has a kid and measuring me from head to toe, saying, "Hey, you have a ten-year-old son, this would be perfect for him."
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Honestly, I’m starting to feel more and more like there isn't just one little punk causing all this trouble, but actually a whole bunch of them hanging around. Because when things start blowing up, it feels like one person somehow manages to infect fifty others at once, and let's be real, that just doesn't seem likely.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Jessica Gonzalez said:During the Atlanta Bats game, there were thousands of infected people, just thousands. And she was there only two days before the very first infected American was officially recorded. That’s roughly the order of magnitude difference between the official numbers and what’s actually happening. This has been going on through the Alpine countries since last year.

And back in 2017, you had all those people dying from the flu.