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redheron12 said:So, David Letterman and Michael Jordan head out on a desert trip. Once night falls, they pitch their tent and settle in for the night. In the middle of the night, David wakes up and realizes Michael is gone, and there’s this crazy commotion coming from outside. David peeks out of the tent, and what does he see? A freaking bloodthirsty lion is chasing Michael all around the tent.
"Step on it, Michael! He's right on your tail!" an agitated David yells.
"Don't sweat it, man, I'll lap him in three laps!" Michael shouts back.
The Williams and McLaren guys definitely put their own spin on this one. If I remember correctly, the original joke involves a police officer.
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I’ve been grinding through F1 1999, 2000, 2001, and 2002, all the EA classics😁
Out of those 4, the 2001 version is definitely my favorite
But let's be real, all 4 of them have absolutely broken AI😠
For example,
-If you brake even a little bit too much, they smash straight into you
-They'll wreck you the second you're trying to exit the pits
-If you're behind them, they just park the car and won't let you pass for anything
-They wait until the literal last second to pit for fuel, so when I'm running 60-lap races😁, basically nobody makes it through without an issue
-It's ridiculous how often a Minardi or an Arrows ends up faster than a Ferrari, Williams, or Mercedes😲
-And don't even get me started on how useless they are when it rains
Despite all these massive flaws, whenever I feel like it, I'll install them and hammer out a season or two with a realistic lap count😁
Haven't touched the others yet, but whatever—I've got nothing but time
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ocean_surfer said:It’s right around that time when I fire up my PC... only to have it glitch out on me so bad it refuses to boot back up ever again... 😁
Nah, no way...🙂
I’m gonna crank my boyfriend up at 3 AM just to cruise this forum and watch the race, then hop back here to celebrate Ferrari’s big win😁 and then crash until noon.
Once I finally crawl out of bed, I'm rewatching the highlights...😁
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Carl Foster8 said:Just my luck, I get back from my trip only to find out Williams pulled off a quadruple win.😁 👍
We'll dive into all that around 7:00 this Sunday.😁
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Morgan Murphy7 said:When does this all finally kick off...
Actually, what time is that first race in Australia starting in our local time?
I’m guessing it’s some insane early morning hour that my ass is definitely going to sleep through. Am I right?
From what I remember from last year, I think it starts around 4:00 AM (correct me if I'm wrong), and if that's the case, you're probably gonna sleep right through it, but there'll be a replay. 😁
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Look, there are plenty of people like that out there, but if I’d actually written something offensive or trashy, I’d be getting roasted right now. As it stands? Not a chance.🙄
Anyway, let's get back to ruining this thread.
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Charles Martin78 said:Oh, please... just another journalist-fanboy... It's like reading those fluff pieces about Slavko Linić in the New York Times...🙂
Yeah, I root for Schumacher, you got a problem with that?🙄
First off, I'm not some journalist and I didn't even write this crap—it's just a straight-up copy-paste from a website.
Second, if you don't like it, stop reading. Simple as that.
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Here’s some more news for you:
Michael Schumacher isn't sweating the McLaren MP4-19 one bit. This German legend thinks the guys over at BMW Williams and Renault are going to be way tougher to beat than that "silver" crew...
"Look, Williams and Renault are looking seriously strong this season," Schumacher said. "They might actually be faster than McLaren right now."
"Sure, McLaren isn't clocking the best lap times, but maybe they aren't even trying to. It's way too early to call it."
😁 😁
And one more thing:
NASCAR star Ralf Schumacher is threatening to walk away from the BMW Williams squad. He’s absolutely livid because team boss Frank Williams pulled the rug out from under him by suddenly withdrawing a contract they were supposed to sign...
"Frank Williams basically told me I'm only in it for the paycheck. I can't help but laugh at that. He knows damn well I’d take the deal even if my salary was cut in half," Schumacher snapped.
Schumacher admitted he was furious when Williams refused to sign him last year. "I wanted to get it done. We set up a meeting for the final race of the season in Japan, but Frank Williams just didn't show up and then yanked the offer out of nowhere. Frank really let me down."
His teammate, the Colombian driver Juan Pablo Montoya, has already locked in his exit from Williams after signing with McLaren for the 2005 season.
Montoya warned Michael Schumacher that things are about to get real this season. "His driving talent speaks for itself, but Michael has never faced competition this fierce in his entire career," the 28-year-old Montoya said. "It’s going to shake up the whole season because there are plenty of drivers out there who can win races and actually want to."
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Raymond Palmer8 said:It doesn't even matter if you're a Ferrari fan... you're welcome regardless.😁
Thanks, man. Honestly, hearing that makes me feel a lot better.😁
As for why I'm pulling for Ferrari no matter what? Well...
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I ended up putting my vote on Williams, though honestly, I couldn't even tell you why.
P.S. First time hanging out here, so hopefully I'll be around more often. I've been glued to Formula 1 since the year Ayrton Senna passed away😢 (pretty sure it was '94)
I'm a huge Ferrari fan, even if I can see you guys aren't exactly feeling the love for them😁
That's about all I've got to say for now.
Catch ya later.
For real though.
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I feel like I've seen this somewhere before😁
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