Posts by driftingowl27

Blizzard Entertainment said:Well, I think you're just seeing things wrong.

Vellis, man, that right arm looks just like Schwarzenegger's.😁

Blizzard Entertainment said:I only make stuff that’s actually normal and natural, so it wouldn't even be interesting for you creeps.

Honestly? It feels like you aren't doing anything at all. 🙂

Blizzard Entertainment said:Is that coming from actual experience or... what?

At least she isn't being awkward about it; you still haven't told us a single thing. 😉

Blizzard Entertainment said:for the love of god...

Are you seriously trying to tell me Sotoooooonnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgg gggggggghhhhhhhhh? 🙂

Susan Nguyen85 said:Oh, and I also heard you love making pentagrams out of nipples.

There's really no need for the third person here—this isn't some high-stakes legal deposition... 😉

Susan Nguyen85 said:Everyone’s just using birth control anyway—they probably just pop one of those spiked rings on their guy's junk and call it a day.

Finally, someone is actually getting to the point... 😁

And of course, the metal scene is just totally ghosting us... 😢
So, let’s get weird for a second. Have any of you ever been "sacrificed" at an altar? Is your virginity being held in reserve for some upcoming ritualistic ceremony? Or did you go ahead and use birth control? (Because if you did, clearly you aren't "true" enough 🙂 )
What’s your vibe—do you prefer the melodic, symphonic sounds of Therion, or are you more into listening to brutal black metalheads in action? Honestly, I have way too many questions... 🙂

unknown said:Look, I mean, sure, Rob Halford and Manowar are the exceptions... they're gay.

I mean, come on. Between the perfectly manicured long hair, the makeup, the jewelry, those operatic vocals, and the tight leather pants...

unknown said:Nah, actually quite the opposite...

Hmm... I mean, what if we tried comparing Rob Halford to Erasure, just for kicks... 😉

Megan Rodriguez44 said:Wanna go together?

And who told you I was planning on doing the same thing... seriously, why would you put that out there in public?😳 😁

Cut the chatter. We’re talking about something serious here.

Beast Mode said:What does music taste have to do with being gay? I mean, sure, maybe it's a hint about someone's orientation, but that's about it.

Now this is getting interesting. Is this actually the first official admission from the metal crowd that their genre is just as much of a gay anthem as disco?
Don't worry, nobody's going to come for you here—there are zero homophobes in this thread... 😎

I mean, if they’re out here pulling black magic and performing miracles, then I guess even the damn laws... 😁

Since you guys have already worn yourselves out with those endless, petty debates—you know the drill, "my band is way more legendary than yours" and all that nonsense—I figured I’d step in. As one of the people responsible for keeping this sub actually interesting, I’m proposing a new thread. I want the heavy and black metal enthusiasts here to spill the tea on their sexual adventures, whether they’re hilarious or just straight-up awkward. 🙂

And look, if you could try to tie your stories back to the specific genre of music you listen to, that would be great. Let's keep this somewhat on-topic, shall we?
Thanks in advance 🙂

(Just making sure this thread doesn't die right here at my first post 😁 )

rapidskipper9 said:c.i.k. – look, I haven't heard the original version of »bezumlja« myself, but your claim that it actually beats out the Breakers sounds just as unbelievable as it does intriguing. Is there any way to actually find those recordings?

From what I can tell, a handful of those tracks ended up on that legendary first Francis compilation, "bombing of New York." You've got some Satan of the Pannonian, Messerschmitt, and a few other bands on that same record. I'm mentioning this because I heard they released a CD reissue of it recently, so it should be pretty easy to track down.

banderas said:Then some kid wanders in and everything just goes straight down the drain...

Come on, it’s not all bad... at least that guy's got skills in other departments. 😁

Honestly, I’ve always had a massive soft spot for drummers... 😵

The government seriously needs to step in and pay for Lukas Nol’s retraining program immediately—and then just ban him from ever filming again (along with about 95% of those so-called American "directors")... :2up:

lonebison37 said:And man, whenever I hear someone drop terms like "funky" or talk about a "brass section," my heart just skips a beat.

Meanwhile, all I feel is 🙂my stomach turning.

Jack Harris3 said:I mean, if I’m being totally honest with you, Marlene Dietrich used to really get under my skin in those early roles. It was such a massive contrast to how she carried herself in her later films, though.

Marlene Dietrich was an absolute genius. I honestly think she’s the one who basically defined what it means to be a "cool" female heroine on screen. You see her name popping up here all the time, but looking back at *Touch of Evil*, she is just effortlessly ultra-cool in that role, even though she was already well into her career by then. 🙏 😎