Sexual tension (or lack thereof) among heavy and black metal fans

Since you guys have already worn yourselves out with those endless, petty debates—you know the drill, "my band is way more legendary than yours" and all that nonsense—I figured I’d step in. As one of the people responsible for keeping this sub actually interesting, I’m proposing a new thread. I want the heavy and black metal enthusiasts here to spill the tea on their sexual adventures, whether they’re hilarious or just straight-up awkward. 🙂

And look, if you could try to tie your stories back to the specific genre of music you listen to, that would be great. Let's keep this somewhat on-topic, shall we?
Thanks in advance 🙂

(Just making sure this thread doesn't die right here at my first post 😁 )

Are they actually doing THAT? 😁

I mean, if they’re out here pulling black magic and performing miracles, then I guess even the damn laws... 😁

Just wait until Black Sabbath sees this...😁

Elon Musk said:If they're pulling some shady magic tricks behind the scenes, then maybe the server isn't actually crashing... 😁

I honestly think they're running some dark ops here, because the server stays up regardless 😁

This is honestly ridiculous. What does someone’s music taste have to do with who they're attracted to? I mean, sure, maybe there's a tiny link to orientation, but that's about it. 😁 😁 😁

Oh, I almost forgot to mention one thing... out of everything we've discussed, the strangest occurrence might actually come from the die-hard death metal fans, specifically those deep into the grindcore and goregrind scenes. 😁 😁 😁

A bird is a bird, and "it" is called fucking...

Beast Mode said:What does music taste have to do with being gay? I mean, sure, maybe it's a hint about someone's orientation, but that's about it.

Now this is getting interesting. Is this actually the first official admission from the metal crowd that their genre is just as much of a gay anthem as disco?
Don't worry, nobody's going to come for you here—there are zero homophobes in this thread... 😎

They probably won't dive in just yet—they're still a bit too young... maybe in a few years, but by then the whole metal scene will have moved on and they won't be pulling those late-night shifts anymore 😁 😛 🙄

So I had this one black metal dude bragging to my face about how he used to peek through the keyhole while his mom was showering... just total creep behavior.🙄
The guy basically lives in a bubble of middle school drama, acting like some kind of dark prophet every year to recruit a fresh batch of metalheads into his little cult.
When he isn't playing guru, he's just rotting away on his PlayStation.

driftingowl27 said:The guy basically just hangs around the local elementary school crowd, recruiting fresh batches of metalheads every single year by acting like some kind of enlightened guru.

You really have no sense of purpose in life...
Manson 2, almost there
😁

Cut the chatter. We’re talking about something serious here.

driftingowl27 said:I once had this huge black metal fan proudly confessing how he used to peep through the keyhole while his mom was showering.🙄
That same guy basically lives in his elementary school bubble, acting like some kind of enlightened guru every year to recruit a fresh batch of metalheads.
In his spare time, he just sits around playing PlayStation.

Gross.

driftingowl27 said:Don't mess around. We are being serious here.

Oh, really? Well, staying on topic for just a second... I think I'd actually love to try someone a little bit crazy
sexually
and then I'll tell everyone all about it
Wanna join me?
😛

driftingowl27 said:This is actually pretty interesting. Could this be the first real admission from the heavy metal community that the genre is just as much about being queer as disco is?
Don't worry, there aren't any bigots hanging out in here... 😎

nah, actually quite the opposite..... 🙂

Megan Rodriguez44 said:Wanna go together?

And who told you I was planning on doing the same thing... seriously, why would you put that out there in public?😳 😁

unknown said:Nah, actually quite the opposite...

Hmm... I mean, what if we tried comparing Rob Halford to Erasure, just for kicks... 😉

driftingowl27 said:And who told you I was ever one of those... honestly, why even bring that up in public?😳 😁

I was actually thinking about combining 1, 2, and 3 together... 😳
Let's stay focused here, this is actually a pretty serious topic... 😛

driftingowl27 said:Hmm... comparing Rob Halford to Erasure, for instance... 😉

I mean, Halford and Manowar are definitely outliers here... they're gay.😁