Posts by stormyviper11

gentlebear17 said:Exactly. People can't even tell which John Doe is being talked about anymore.😬

🙂

Man, I don't think I've ever laughed this hard on this board as I have this week...

Honestly, all it would take is one solid Arts Endowment reunion to fix this whole embarrassing mess. 🙂

It just popped into my head, like some hazy, half-forgotten memory... wasn't that band actually called "7 up"?

Was that just a remake of some old classic? I’m pretty sure the original was sung by Frank Sinatra back in the day... Or maybe there was some radio show with that same title, if I recall correctly... 🤔

I’m honestly drawing a blank here, even though I usually pride myself on having a pretty sharp memory for all those weird oddities from Moonlight Sonata.

If I can jump in with a question too, does anyone know anything about that group Cold Brothers? If I recall correctly, they actually placed pretty high in that show with their song "kiss me on Ibiza, love me on Corsica," and they were dressed like a total knockoff version of Rigger (Vamos a la Play). Does anyone happen to have an MP3 of their stuff floating around somewhere?

Best conversation ever, had it with a coworker today: 🤣

her (staring at her hands): - I'm missing a chunk of my finger, and I have zero clue how it happened.
me: - What? Like, some childhood accident when you were little?
her: - No, I just noticed it now.

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 :chru: 😬

Drew Adams58 said:Man, honestly, this might be the best argument for being fat I've ever heard. I'm gonna need permission to quote this. Think about the upside—avoiding ten years of pure misery, and in some people's cases, dodging all that drama from one election cycle to the next...

Fair Use.

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Sean Lee7 said:that’s exactly why we look the way we do. 😢

Look, just try to see the bright side for a second. If we were all skinny, we'd be constantly stressing about every single bite, terrified of packing on a few pounds. But this way? We don't really care. A couple extra pounds here or there doesn't even move the needle, so we just grab whatever we want, whenever we want. Honestly, being happy and satisfied is worth more than worrying about the health stuff that comes with carrying a little extra weight... 🙂

Sean Lee7 said:Nobody’s gonna jump down my throat... I know people just don't get my whole diet thing. 🙂

I totally get where you're coming from... honestly, I'm right there with you on the whole "mayonnaise belongs on everything" thing. 🙂

Melissa Sanchez37 said:The top 3 things driving instructors say to you. I’ve lived through this nightmare...

Drew Adams58 said:So, did you catch the subtle hint there?

Since the only time I ever saw you in a car was sitting in the backseat while I was driving you home a few times, I'm guessing you didn't really pick up on the subtext... 😬

I'm honestly getting sick of this whole "vagabond bon vivant" persona I've got going under my handle on the left. I’ve been thinking about switching it up for a while now, but I just can't make up my mind... Right now, I've narrowed it down to three contenders:
- wanker's voyage
- eight tons of me
- don't give a damn five percent

Anyone actually feeling any of these?

wanderingraven20 said:Yeah, well, 🤔

You totally forgot to include Michigan, so now his discography isn't even complete... 😍

I was originally just gonna list 5 or 6, but then I remembered a few more and just kind of went off on a tangent... 😳

Zachary Bishop82 said:Look at that, I'm back!🙂 👋 🙂

Wait, what??!! You're back, but we haven't even been admitted to the EU yet!!! Get lost and don't come back from Brussels until they actually let us in! 😬 You can't just leave things half-done like that...

My official ranking of the absolute dumbest sounding US state names:

1. Utah
2. Wyoming
3. Tennessee
4. Connecticut
5. Ohio
6. Massachusetts
7. Idaho
8. Mississippi
9. Illinois
10. Arkansas
11. Oklahoma
12. Oregon

...honestly, most of them just sound ridiculous...

wanderingraven20 said:But seriously, I saw a huge pile of those Vespa models at this auto parts shop over on the new road, right before "Klara" in Houston. I can't remember if it was like a year or two ago, so who knows if the place is even still open...

They used to have an awesome selection of diecast cars there, but it’s been totally empty for ages now... 😢
I mean, I don't even know when the last time I actually checked, so maybe they restocked or something.

Susan Clark10 said:PX150. But I don't have a MetroCard...😢

Oops... looks like we might need to call Houston... I did a little digging over on eBay and honestly, I'm not seeing that specific model anywhere. You can usually find about five or six different versions floating around here, most of them being New Ray, but I've got a bad feeling the PX150 isn't one of the ones they actually cover...

Raymond Barrett12 said:Is '64 actually a good year to be born?... 😉

Nah, my brother was being born right then... 😬
Man, everything stayed pretty much the same all the way through the seventies... it was only after that when people really started losing their sense of style...

Drew Adams58 said:Objective journalism is really just an excuse for having zero balls...

I’m totally with you on that. It’s like those movie reviews from one of those Heidlov critics—or maybe both of them, I can't quite recall—where they basically say, "Some people liked this movie, and some people didn't." Honestly, Wrong should just drop some of those deleted spider-web sentences in here; that’s probably the only comment worth reading. Half the reps around here won't even lend us their cars for testing anymore because they’re too offended that we don't write like everyone else—you know, obsessing over "ergonomically optimized controls" or "intuitive dashboard layouts"—instead of just messing around. My stuff is completely subjective, and honestly, the more subjective it is, the more I actually enjoy writing it. Can you find anything "objective" buried in there? Maybe, I guess... but that was never my intention in the first place.

Raymond Barrett12 said:You just gotta be careful here, because there are a ton of different Vespa models out there (50cc, 125 ET4, 125 T5, 250...), and they come from all sorts of different manufacturers... So, which specific model are you actually looking for, and what's the exact spec...

The older they get, the better they are, if you ask me...

You have to.

But seriously, don't sweat it, you'll find something else soon enough—they've got those Vespa in models out now.