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How to pull off a Best Actor Oscar win. in Movies ·
After looking at the Best Actor winners from the last few years, I’ve pretty much cracked the code on what actually wins awards these days:

a) playing a gay character
b) someone with an intellectual disability
c) a Jewish character

So, naturally, I had this brilliant idea for a script that hits all three of those sweet spots at once.
Since everyone in Hollywood still can't get enough of WW2 movies, that's where we'll set the whole thing.

The plot follows a guy who happens to be a gay Jewish man with some sort of special gift and mild cognitive issues, who gets targeted by the enemy until a specialized unit of gay paratroopers from the US Army swoops in to rescue him.🙏
Think of it as a weird, high-octane mashup of *Top Gun* and *Saving Private Ryan*.
Now the real headache is picking the right lead actor to pull off this "wondergay" role.
Cast our next Oscar winner in the poll below.
Or do you guys have better ideas?
John Doe wants to sue the forum admins and call the cops in Feedback & Suggestions ·
Look, I’m asking straight up: are you actually going to file a formal complaint against this guy or what? It’s totally your call, obviously, but I honestly don't know if you realize that once you go that route, you aren't just some anonymous face on an internet forum anymore—you’re officially stepping out from behind the screen and putting your actual name and reputation on the line.
Not wanting kids: Is it just me? in Psychology ·
boldstag33 said:Am I the only one who’s 31 and still doesn't have any desire to have kids?
I've never really felt it, and I kept telling myself: maybe it'll hit me when I'm older... but nothing yet.
My marriage is wonderful, my husband is amazing (and he isn't exactly itching to be a dad either), I run my own business, I have employees... I travel, life is good... and honestly, I don't feel like anything is missing—especially not a kid.
Is that weird? What do you guys think?

Why on earth do you care what some random person on an internet forum thinks about you, your marriage, or your lack of desire to be a parent?

Unless, of course, there actually is someone but deep down, which is clearly why this whole thread even exists.
Politics Forum Rules in Feedback & Suggestions ·
Daniel Ward87 said:🤷..Forum.hr isn't owned by the US, the US Government, or any public institution, and it's definitely not their mouthpiece. We all know the laws regarding what can't be promoted or incited, and when you look at how US law aligns with the rules of Forum.hr - 😕

Forum.hr is just Anderlon's private playground where he uses his admins, supermods, and mods to enforce his own set of rules. If he decides he doesn't want to see any extremist nonsense from either side of the political aisle here, then that’s just how it’s going to be. As far as I can tell, he isn't breaking a single US law in the process. He's the owner, so he gets to decide who gets to hang out on this Forum because, honestly, this is basically his "house," and we all know how personal that gets. Let me put it this way: if you barge into my house and start acting like some radical extremist, I’m kicking you out onto the street. I haven't broken any US laws by doing that, at least not as far as I know. You have every right to express yourself, just not in my shop.

Anyway, that's just my two cents, not an official stance or anything, so take it for what it's worth...

Daniel Ward87

I don't know. To me, this smells a little bit like what people used to call "verbal offenses." Everything in my signature and the Jezurka Jezic stuff is purely a joke and a bit of a jab at people who use "extremism" as their red rag and the biggest issue in America, when really it's just a way to mask the actual problems. There's plenty of irony in both. Look, if someone's signature truly hits them that hard personally, or if you think it actually violates the rules of this Forum, I'll go ahead and delete it. All I can say is that it is absolutely not a glorification of the NDH or any other kind of fascism.
Politics Forum Rules in Feedback & Suggestions ·
Alexander Hayes3 said:Why not? It’s not like the rules on Forum.hr need to be a carbon copy of the laws of the United States.

I am actually right in the middle of a heated back-and-forth via PM with one of the moderators over this exact issue, because apparently my signature is somehow an offense that warrants sanctions unless I strip it down and get rid of the Jezurka Jezic reference.

So, tell me, you esteemed moderators, admins, and especially the owner of this site—why on earth do you think your little forum rules carry more weight than the actual laws of the United States?
Thompson or Tom? in Close to Politics ·
Two absolute legends. Two heavyweights. Two tenors, if you can even call them that(?). Two T. two.
D.
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
Sean Hernandez5 said:🤣

What exactly does "executioner" mean here?😕

An executioner. You know, those folks tasked with carrying out death sentences, whether it was by axe or later on using the guillotine.
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
Jerry Fisher41 said:No thanks, I'm good. They showed footage from a few different angles on the stream.

Yeah, sure, and those other two plays were totally fine too. Honestly, have you people no shame? You're being transparent to a fault.
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
Screw the EHF
I’m totally done with their scheduling
And I am completely over this soft-ass group play they keep forcing on us
Next time, let's just bring out the US MMA national team led by Fedor Emelianenko and see who really wants to step up—actually, scratch that, we all know how things go when things get real
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
wanderingorca9 said:Man... what a joke of a call 🤣🤣

Doesn't even matter though—the gold is ours 😁 🙏

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It’s pretty damn obvious they just wanted those guys from Denmark to walk away with some silverware, because since the home team couldn't pull it off, I guess the folks from Scandinavia had to take it instead.😁
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
Jonathan Reed4 said:Man, I really feel like the refs screwed us on that championship run. Why do I get the feeling the Americans are actually the better team?

Maybe it's because the officiating totally screwed us over by a few points?
As for your second point, maybe it's because you’re just a bottom-tier troll and a provocateur that the mods let run wild for reasons I can't even fathom???
Just go away, go scrub a toilet, or something. Go do something useful for once. You absolute troll.🙂
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
Susan Fox86 said:They were shaking in their boots.

And despite all the officiating garbage, we almost had them; they were saved twice by the posts and a goalkeeper who actually has a face.

Real officials who want to cheat are subtle about it. These guys were just butchering the game. Our suspensions were laughable. And then there was that call on Vori right when we finally had the man advantage. First, they call a non-existent offensive foul when he picks up the ball on the line, then they suspend him because apparently the ball 🤮slipped onto his foot while he was dropping it. Usually, you call that to stop a clear fast break, but this time the play and the argument lasted twenty seconds—there was zero chance for a counterattack.

There were at least a dozen catastrophic errors stacked against us.

I'll say it again: we weren't playing great. Our team looked exhausted and spent, but the officiating was criminal. We managed to drag those amateurs across the finish line even though they looked lost in the final fifteen minutes. If you asked half the people in the stands where they were or what sport they were even playing, they wouldn't have known.

👍
That whole "justice" squad should probably just stay away from the world stage in Washington, D.C.
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
Everyone’s just throwing shade now.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
This whole thing is a total joke, honestly.🙏🙏

Look, the Americans are a hell of a crew, but I can't bring myself to congratulate them because what happened here wasn't even sports—it was a circus. They should have just handed them the gold at the start of the tournament and let everyone else fight over the scraps.👎.
Lina should have straight up slapped them in the face.👎
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
It’s honestly unbelievable how much they’ve watered down the rules lately. There’s zero physical play allowed anymore. If those losers from France had been officiating yesterday, they would have handed out 120 minutes of penalties. God, I hate this game.
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
Let’s be real, Balic wasn't playing at his usual level during this championship final. He was forcing way too many shots instead of actually facilitating the offense, and when you factor in those offensive fouls and unforced turnovers, it just didn't click.
I mean, damn, even he can't play like some kind of superhuman every single night.
Honestly, we owe our guys a massive round of applause—they absolutely crushed it out there.
But man, I bet their team is still going to walk away with a pretty bitter taste in their mouths after how this ended.
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
You just can't go out there and win a European Championship without a solid goalie, and honestly, that's the bottom line.
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
So what was the call on Vori? Was it an actual foul or just some minor infraction during the attack?
It wasn't either of those things.
Ridiculous.
Handball Euro Finals: America vs. Denmark 20:24 in Other Sports ·
Balić is playing absolutely terrible👎
Handball Euro: USA vs. France 24:23 🔥🔥 in Other Sports ·
granitefox16 said:What part of my post did you even miss? What exactly am I supposed to be doing over there to hear some agreement during a timeout? Is it somehow different when you're watching it on TV?🙄

🙄
Honestly, you guys are being such a bore...
And what on earth is he supposed to say to them during a timeout?
Look, we’re talking about elite players here, guys who possess a level of pure intuition that you just can't map out on a chalkboard or drill into someone during practice. That raw imagination is exactly what sets Ballica apart from some mindless drone who just executes plays by the book without an ounce of soul. These guys are far too unpredictable to be boxed in by a playbook, and they've proven that over and over again. As for Lino, he’s doing his job perfectly—he knows how to stir up that sense of brotherhood and crank up the motivation so these guys leave everything on the court. Honestly, his tactical adjustments over the last two games have been spot on.
What on earth are we even talking about here?
Are you seriously telling me you'd fire a coach who’s putting up numbers like these? Give me a break.😵
I mean, come on, handball isn't some damn game of American football where you need a million different plays just to move the ball.
Handball Euro: USA vs. France 24:23 🔥🔥 in Other Sports ·
Larry Thomas said:So what exactly did Lino accomplish during his time with the Lakers? Absolutely nothing! I mean, if he's such a genius, where are the results?
And why on earth didn't his star player just storm off to the locker room at halftime? Is that some kind of standard practice in the NBA now? I highly doubt it.
The players don't give a damn about him... they'll probably all play nice now because of the recent success, but we'll see how things actually shake out at the 2004 Athens Olympics.

God willing, they keep this momentum going through the Olympics.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏