RiRock, 25th Anniversary
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Kevin Chavez3 said:I mean, unknown is the man. We interviewed him once a long time ago for a local zine, seriously.
So what’s your take on the American underground scene?
Well, it’s pretty alternative.
Okay, but what else can you say about it besides being "alternative"?
I don't know, it's good.
Which bands are you actually into?
Man, I really don't feel like listing them all right now, there's like five hundred.
Just name a few!
Damn, unknown... unknown... unknown...
But what about actual alternative bands?
There's hundreds of them. Just write anything down.
(unknown walks off, but unknown catches up to him)
What do you think about the Mothers?
Oh, the mothers, they're women from dads... women from fathers, unknown...
Hey, unknown, maybe lose some weight, what's the deal with all this? (pointing at unknown's stomach)
(confused) It's from the beer, unknown...
unknown, that shirt is hideous.
(unknown turns and leaves; unknown stops him again)
unknown, just one more question...
Get lost!
unknown, your shirt is terrible! And those pants are awful! And the shoes, the shoes are the absolute worst! unknown, you motherfucker!!!
(unknown doesn't even look back)
😁
like unknown, unknown!
Are you being serious? If so, then: RESPECT TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😁