Posts by swiftmaker20

Look, man... it’s all subjective anyway... right?
🎉 🙂

I know Henry Rollins wasn't part of the original lineup, but he's freaking awesome...
The guy is an absolute beast when he does stand-up, just a total joker and a badass. One word: LEGEND...

So, where's Henry Rollins?

Kevin Chavez3 said:So why doesn't Thompson play rock? 😕

I mean, seriously, isn't he basically heavy metal from the Midwest?🙄 (I guess he's better than Manowar)

urbannomad30 said:The list is... honestly, pretty bad. Having three R.E.M. tracks in the top 50 is fine, I guess, but they completely left out Riverside.
Smells Like Teen Spirit... whatever, it's a decent song, but nothing special..

There isn't a single Elvis song on here... this is terrible...

Are you kidding me right now? Is this some kind of joke or are you actually serious???

I'm honestly terrified of the lead singer from Within Temptation...
But man, she is absolutely STUNNING! Every time I see her or hear her sing, it actually scares me a little...

Yeah, I mean... Deborah was seriously incredible back when she was, I don't know, maybe 15 years younger and about 90 pounds lighter...

placidwalker53 said:U2 & Nirvana🙏 🙏 👍 👍 🙂 🙂

I wonder what those few grunge fans in Rhode Island would say if they saw this post...
Probably nothing, I guess, except maybe they'd just laugh their heads off...

Sonic Youth & Mudhoney are legends
Mudhoney is cult classic

I guess Burzum is the most legendary band out there, and Darkthrone is just straight-up cult status...

William Rodriguez36 said:Maybe go borrow something you haven't seen since Kubrick.
Just be careful though...

I guess I agree... But honestly, nothing beats A Clockwork Orange...😁

Lagano:
"Go ahead, enjoy being alone!"...

I guess I'm voting for Ice Age, but honestly, it's mostly just because of that squirrel.
Snow White is easily the best Disney movie, hands down. I guess it's just the GOAT.

S.O.D - the ballad of Jimi Hendrix (and then just 2 - 3 seconds of it)...

golubica said:Man in a Tuxedo:

Hold on, hold on... the title of this heavy metal song is "Man in a Tuxedo" and we're starting from the top...
In northern skies, she’s got that beauty backside
dancing the tango and kissing his forehead with her junk,
crying end whipping while he licks her thumb....
and kissing his forehead with her little tool... The beauty backside beckons...
The flyer on the BioActiv CD wipes his glasses and wipes his forehead with her butt,
chorus:
foreheeeeead, forehead....tannan forehead.... 4X
Brainless DVD player eats leaves
while the man in a tuxedo watches the blood-red sky sipping a macchiato
and banging his sword against his head...
chorus:
foreheeeeead, forehead.....tanann forehead.... 4X

😁 😁 😁

steelviper6 said:...
Me: Man, I don't get the hype with that Satan guy.
God: Seriously, just some peasant jerking off all day. Can't you see how the North and South Poles look?
Me: Does he actually have horns and a tail?
God: He's got wings and a half-meter dick; he's actually an angel. Or, well, he used to be.
Me: Used to be???
God: Yeah, his old lady beat him up and killed the god inside him.
Me: Why though?
God: What do you think? Because he messed with Adolf Hitler's mom.
Me: Hm, tough old lady.
God: Just old-fashioned, I guess. He did it before getting married.
Me: Is she any good?
God: She's ugly as hell. He isn't into her; he looks more like Elijah Wood. Not that I'd know who she's been with.
Me: Probably some Hobbit.
God: Hm.......well, Elvis...

Dr. steelviper6, I can see you've got some serious issues going on... When I was talking to God, he mentioned that sotonin and his followers have tiny penises. He didn't mention anything about looking like Elijah Wood, though.
I might have to call an inspector on you....😁 😁 😁

Just my luck...😎 😎 🙂

Bridges....🙂

Algol....😁

Man, I wish someone would actually realize what the point of this thread even is...

Mainly, this guy just recycles lines from Nomad...
I swear... just come up with your own stuff, you unoriginal hillbilly...🙂