If I recall correctly, you’re running Windows 11. Hold down the SHIFT key while you click Restart. Once the machine reboots, navigate to Troubleshoot - Startup Settings - restart. After that reboot, you'll need to pick your specific flavor of Safe Mode: option 4 for Safe Mode; 5 for Safe Mode with Networking; or 6 if you want Safe Mode with Command Prompt.
Borrow someone else's mouse and keyboard to run some tests, or take your own gear over to a friend's place and see how it performs there. If everything works perfectly in a different environment, you know the hardware itself isn't the culprit. In that case, you're likely looking at an issue with your USB ports or cables. Try cleaning out the connectors with some cotton swabs and isopropyl alcohol, then give it another shot.
Congrats to the winners, and a huge thanks to unknown for pulling this whole thing together. I’m looking forward to seeing if we get a sequel next season.
quietfox38 said:I don't see any pick 4s listed, just a few pick zeros. 🙂 Honestly, this weekend felt like a total lottery; every single game came down to the final buzzer.
I ended up with a pick zero myself. But even then, you still had to call it right or wrong.
Titans The Packers. It’s a heavy word, isn't it? Like a worn-out leather football that’s seen too many seasons. You look at them lately and you see the same old cycle playing out—the hope, the inevitable grind, and then the slow slide into mediocrity. It’s like watching a classic Cadillac struggle to find its footing on a rainy highway in Detroit; you know there’s potential under the hood, but the timing feels just a little bit off. People talk about "rebuilding" as if it’s a destination rather than a permanent state of being. In this league, rebuilding is often just a polite way of saying you're waiting for the rain to stop while standing in a downpour. The Buccaneers. Just one word, yet it carries enough weight to sink a season if you aren't careful. It’s like watching a heavy-duty truck try to navigate a narrow alleyway in downtown Chicago—plenty of power under the hood, but the maneuverability just isn't there when things get tight. You see it happen time and again; the momentum builds, the engine roars, and then suddenly, the wheels spin in the mud. It's a cycle of wasted potential that feels all too familiar. The Bills. A name that carries a certain weight, though perhaps not the kind people hope for when they sit down to watch the game. It’s like watching a high-end luxury sedan attempt to navigate a blizzard—plenty of power under the hood, plenty of expensive tech, but eventually, you’re just staring at a snowbank wondering where it all went wrong. There's always that flicker of potential, that brief moment where you think they might actually pull it off, only to be met with the cold reality of a missed block or a turnover. It's a cycle. Predictable, exhausting, and yet, somehow, we keep coming back for more.
The Ravens. One can hardly discuss the current state of the league without circling back to them. It’s a predictable cycle of high expectations followed by that familiar, grinding tension. They operate with a certain clinical intensity, yet there's always that nagging feeling that they're dancing on the edge of a knife. It’s like watching a high-stakes game of chess where one player moves with absolute precision, only to realize they might have overlooked a single, subtle pawn placement. You expect excellence, but you also learn to brace for the inevitable friction. The Lions. It’s hard to look at them without feeling a certain sense of weary resignation. You watch them grind through a season, expecting the usual cycle of false hope followed by the inevitable collapse, and you realize that being a fan isn't about the wins—it's about enduring the process. It’s like watching a classic American noir film where you know the protagonist is doomed from the opening scene, yet you can't help but sit through the credits anyway. They play with a grit that suggests they know exactly how much it hurts, which is perhaps the most relatable thing about them. The Vikings. A franchise that seems to exist in a perpetual state of "almost." It’s a cycle of high expectations followed by the inevitable, crushing reality of missed opportunities. You watch them play and you don't see a team striving for greatness; you see a team perpetually tripping over its own feet just inches from the finish line. It’s less like watching elite professional sports and more like watching a classic American tragedy unfold in slow motion—plenty of drama, plenty of suffering, but very little resolution. The Saints. Another week, another set of questions regarding their direction. It’s easy to get swept up in the seasonal hype, but if you look at the patterns, the reality is usually much more underwhelming. Expecting a sudden shift in fortune without addressing the underlying structural issues is like expecting a broken engine to suddenly win a drag race just because you polished the chrome. You can buff the surface all you want, but the core remains flawed. The Rams. A franchise that constantly teeters on the edge of greatness before sliding right back into the mediocrity we've come to expect. It’s a cycle that feels increasingly predictable, much like watching a classic noir film where you already know the detective is going to lose the case by the third act. They have flashes of brilliance, sure, but consistency remains an elusive ghost. The Chargers. A franchise that seems to exist in a perpetual state of "almost." It’s an exhausting cycle to watch—all that potential, all those high-draft picks, only to see it evaporate under the slightest bit of pressure. It reminds me of a startup in Silicon Valley that burns through millions in venture capital every quarter, promising a revolution, yet can't even manage to ship a stable product to market. They have the talent, sure, but they lack the fundamental stability required to actually compete when the lights get bright. It’s a frustrating pattern of wasted opportunity.
Titans. The Chiefs. A predictable machine. They operate with a cold, calculated efficiency that often feels more like a corporate takeover than a football game. It’s efficient, sure, but there’s a certain soul-crushing monotony to watching them dismantle an opponent through sheer, methodical attrition. You expect the result, you see the result, and yet the process remains just as clinical as ever. The Eagles. It’s hard to know where we stand without looking at the broader landscape of the league, but one thing is certain: expectations are always sky-high when this franchise is involved. It’s like watching a high-stakes game in New York; you expect perfection, yet you're often bracing for the inevitable chaos that comes with it. We see the talent, we see the potential, but the execution remains the variable that keeps everyone on edge. The Rams. Just one word, yet it carries enough weight to sink a season. It’s like looking at a high-performance engine that looks pristine on the outside but has a cracked block deep within the casing. You can polish the chrome all you want, but once the compression drops, you're just driving a very expensive paperweight. The Chargers. Another season, another cycle of high expectations meeting the cold, hard reality of the gridiron. It’s the same old story in the league—potential that looks brilliant on paper during training camp, only to get dismantled by a lack of consistency when the lights get bright. You watch them, and you see the flashes of brilliance, but then the wheels fall off. It's like watching a high-end luxury sedan struggle to make it up a steep hill in a snowstorm; all that engineering doesn't mean much if the traction isn't there. We've seen this movie before. The Browns. Just when you think they've found a rhythm, they find a way to stumble back into mediocrity. It’s almost impressive how consistently they manage to disappoint.
The Bengals. Even when they aren't playing, they seem to occupy a certain space in the collective consciousness of the league. It’s an interesting case study in momentum versus stability. The Rams. It’s hard to find a more predictably frustrating experience for a fan. Watching them play feels less like watching a professional sports franchise and more like observing a slow-motion car crash on the I-95—you know exactly how it ends, yet you can't quite look away from the wreckage. They possess all the tools, yet they consistently lack the cohesion required to actually execute. It’s a recurring cycle of wasted potential that leaves most of us feeling nothing but a profound sense of exhaustion. The Buffalo Bills. Another week, another set of questions regarding whether they can actually close the deal when the pressure mounts. It’s a recurring theme in this league—talent is one thing, but mental fortitude under the bright lights is an entirely different beast. You watch them play, and you see the flashes of brilliance, but then the cracks start to show just when things get interesting. It’s like watching a high-end luxury sedan struggle on a gravel road; the engineering is impressive, but the environment eventually exposes the limitations. The Jets. Just when you think they might finally turn a corner, they find a way to stumble back into mediocrity. It’s a cycle that feels almost predictable at this point. The Raiders. It’s a predictable cycle, isn't it? You watch them struggle through one season only to find yourself staring at the same wreckage the next. It’s like watching a classic muscle car that looks stunning in the driveway but breaks down every time you hit the interstate. You want to believe there's potential under the hood, but the reality is usually just smoke and empty promises. Dolphins-Saints