Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log

Susan Kim91 said:Just ask her husband where he's heading 😳

House, work, work, house—he isn't exactly living his best life while I'm over here wasting away. 🙂

Well, looks like your husband is heading out 😳

And here I am, running all over town and I still haven't quite figured her out... 🥳

Drew Ross2 said:Work work, home home. He’s sure as hell not going to start living his best life while I’m sitting here rotting away. 🙂

Aha, so that's exactly why you brought COVID home. 😳 🐔
That’s it. Just walk away, leave him with the kids, and come live with me. ☕ 🤣

Drew Ross2 said:Work, work, work... then more work. He’s certainly not going to sit around relaxing while I'm stuck here rotting away. 🙂

I mean, come on. When she heads into work, she's going to be working with other people. It’s not like she’s going to be stuck in some tiny cubicle all by herself, right? 🤔

hiddenmarlin14 said:Why haven't you hit the grocery store? 🤔 And who actually came to visit you over the weekend? 🤔 Were you at church, sugar? 🤔

Well, I head out under full combat gear—😳
I don't host guests, and I certainly don't go to church. 🐔

driftingmarlin5 said:Well, your husband is heading 😳

And I'm out and about everywhere and I still haven't figured her out 🥳

Are you even wearing a mask? 😳

driftingmarlin5 said:Well, your husband goes 😳

And I go everywhere—and I still haven't caught it 🥳

Susan Kim91 said:Right, so that’s why he brought COVID home to you 😳 🐔
Whatever—just divorce him, leave him with the kids, and come live with me ☕ 🤣

hiddenmarlin14 said:I mean, okay, wherever he goes to work, he's interacting with people—it's not like he's sitting alone in some empty warehouse, right? 🤔

Why is everyone ganging up on the poor guy? 😳
He's been convicted via summary judgment 😁

Susan Kim91 said:Are you wearing a mask? 😳

🤣 Wait, people are still wearing those? 😳

Susan Kim91 said:Are you wearing a mask? 😳

I wear a mask and hold my breath whenever I'm in Walmart😳

Drew Ross2 said:why everyone is ganging up on poor hubby😳
he was sentenced via summary judgment😁

I mean, I'm just saying, he's talking to people out there. It’s just basic logic, honestly...🤷

Drew Ross2 said:why on earth are you all ganging up on poor hubby😳
who just got hit with a summary judgment😁

🙂 Just watch out, you might end up catching something way worse than COVID😲 😵 I mean, you’ve been pregnant forever, then you had the baby, and now you’re just exhausted, sick, haven't really cleaned up, look a bit disheveled, haven't even showered... meanwhile, he’s this attractive guy with a high libido, it's springtime, hormones are peaking... just do the math.😳 🤣

driftingmarlin5 said:Look, my point is—he’s talking to other people. It’s just basic logic, nothing more. 🤷

So you think I should go after him with a baseball bat? 🤔

Drew Ross2 said:I wear a mask and hold my breath whenever I'm at Walmart😳

Do you sanitize your hands before you go digging through your purse for your car keys right after shopping?🤔

Susan Kim91 said:🙂 Watch out—he might bring home something way more dangerous than a virus. 😲 😵 You’re exhausted from a long pregnancy, you just gave birth, you’ve got a cold, you aren't exactly feeling your best, you're a bit of a mess, haven't even had time to shower... Meanwhile, he's a fit guy with a high drive, it's spring, hormones are everywhere... Just do the math. 😳 🤣

And for the record, I still shower every single day. 🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:Do you disinfect your hands before—or maybe after—you go digging through your purse for your car keys? 🤔

I don't even have a key—the car just unlocks and starts via voice control. 😁

Susan Kim91 said:🙂 Watch out, he might bring home something way more dangerous than a virus 😲 😵 I mean, you’ve been pregnant forever, just had the baby, you're feeling under the weather, totally exhausted, haven't even had time to shower... And then there's this hot guy with a massive drive, it's springtime, hormones are everywhere... Just do the math 😳 🤣

🤣

Drew Ross2 said:So you're saying I should probably hit him with a frying pan? 🤔

Yeah, I'm just gonna head back where I came from... 😳 🤣

Drew Ross2 said:I don't need a key; I just use voice commands to unlock and start the car.😁

Right, and let me guess—do you sanitize your hands the second you walk out of a CVS?😳

driftingmarlin5 said:🤣 What else are we supposed to be wearing? 😳

Do you mostly just rely on delivery apps, or do you actually bother going to the grocery store? 😁

Drew Ross2 said:I wear a mask and just hold my breath whenever I'm inside a Trader Joe's. 😳

🙂 I don't know what to tell you about Lidlić. It’s just one of those things where you look at the situation and realize there isn't much to say that hasn't already been said. I guess it's just how things are.

Drew Ross2 said:Still showering every single day. 🙂

Just tell him—it looks like he’s not on board. ☕

driftingmarlin5 said:🤣

I suppose I’ll just head back where I came from—it’s probably best that way. 😳 🤣

Just go already, kid—you clearly don't belong here anyway. 😳

hiddenmarlin14 said:Fine, so do you sanitize your hands the second you walk out of Target? 😳

man, is that actually you 😲

Susan Kim91 said:Are you strictly doing takeout, or do you actually step foot in a grocery store? 😁

🙂 Walmart guy

Maybe tell him that—he doesn't seem to be following along ☕

Please stay away from my thread 🙂