Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log

Drew Ross2 said:I mean, what's the big deal about a little bit of pussy, you've got one too 😳

Have you ever even touched someone else's pussy? 😳

Drew Ross2 said:What exactly is missing? Even you have a nitpick or two 😳

And I've heard enough of that 😳

Susan Kim91 said:Exactly. I just masturbate using totally asexual objects so I don't end up being some primitive creature driven by pure instinct. This morning I was basically pleasuring myself on the subway, but I kept staring blank into space so people wouldn't think I was some creepy pervert looking at them... ☕

See, you're actually one of the few sane ones left 😳 🤣

Drew Ross2 said:I can't even go on shopping sites because I'll end up clicking "buy" on everything like it's free 😳

Last time I logged onto ellipse mom, I ended up ordering a TV, a kitchen scale, and a hand blender 😳

And what's the problem with that? 😳

Susan Kim91 said:Ever touched someone else's anatomy? 😳

After nine months of pregnancy, mine felt like a stranger's—considering I hadn't really seen it in months myself. 😳

hiddenmarlin14 said:And that was plenty for me. 😳

🤣

Ms. driftingmarlin5, I’m spending money like some drunken billionaire—though, let's be honest, I’m certainly no billionaire 😳

driftingmarlin5 said:Look, you're one of the few sane people left in this place. 😳 🤣

Trust me, you’ve never met anyone more normal than me. 😳 It’s just average at everything you can imagine. A heavy Gaussian curve.

Drew Ross2 said:After nine months of pregnancy, she felt like a complete stranger to me, especially since I hadn't seen her face in months. 😳

That doesn't answer my question. 😳

Drew Ross2 said:Ms. Landrian smoke, I’m spending money like some drunk billionaire, though I definitely am not one... 😳

Well then maybe don't drink quite so much! 🕺 😁

Susan Kim91 said:Trust me, you have never met anyone more normal than me. 😳 Just the absolute average in every possible way. A total Gaussian curve.

I totally get it, don't even worry about it 😳 🤣

37.4 😲
Men would probably be checking themselves into an ER with a fever this high—but I guess I’ll just power through 🙂

That's it, then. Are you still dealing with any other symptoms? ☕

driftingmarlin5 said:That's it, then. Any other symptoms popping up? ☕

I've lost my sense of taste and smell—plus, my sinuses are just constantly draining. 😳

Could it be a total dream come true, just living life on your own terms if you had billions sitting in your bank account? ☕

The whole point of being a stay-at-home mom is having someone to boss around—usually the kids, though sometimes the husband gets caught in the crossfire too. 😳
If I were a solo billionaire, I’d probably just buy myself a massive estate, maybe something like a castle straight out of an Enya music video. 👋

Yeah, I’m totally on the same page here 😳 😁

Drew Ross2 said:So I wasted my Saturday scrubbing the windows. Kids smeared the inside ones, then the rain trashed the outside... total waste of effort. 🙂

Never even washed a window in my life. 😍

Drew Ross2 said:37.4 😲
Guys die at this temperature, but I'm built different. 🙂

Me. Like a real man. 😬

Drew Ross2 said:I don't even need keys anymore; the car just unlocks and starts up via voice control😁

But what happens if you lose your voice?
Drew Ross2, you’re giving off major old-school farmhouse vibes. Honestly, I wouldn't mind if you were my housewife, just waiting at home to feed the kids and me when I get back from work.

here I ameeeeeeeeeee 👋 I was out at some ranch in the hills on a pasture 🎉 moooooooo 🎉 they all came over to say hi to me 😍
then we filled up some bottles and headed back down to the valley 🎉

hiddenmarlin14, did you end up helping those cows?

I didn't, I just gave them some pets 🙂 When I pulled up to the gate, there were already five cows waiting for me, making me the sixth 🙂

They’ve arrived to welcome the new

Yeah, I guess 🙂 they are, though I suppose their milk is fine enough 🙂