Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log

I’m absolutely loving this whole Louise's role; I have finally stepped into my true calling as a mother, a woman, a queen, and a homemaker

ironranger67 said:Maybe I should sign up for Louise's quartet too. 😳

If the baby enjoys piano music, Jacob's piano is a solid YouTube channel—I guess. Here is one of his lovely versions of O Holy Night.
And another. 🙂

Hey ironranger67 👋—the boss thanks you for the musical suggestions; she likes both tracks, though the second one really seemed to hit home for her. 😍

Walter Baker2 said:I'm actually enjoying this role of Louise's—finally playing a real mother, a woman, a queen, a housewife.

Why on earth are you enjoying my role? 😳
Personally, I'm not having much fun today—mostly just daydreaming about the day I can throw on a business suit, some heels, put on my makeup, drop the kids at daycare, and head off to work. 👋

I’ll admit it—while the kids were fast asleep, I snuck and finished off that chocolate penguin their grandpa bought them. 😳
I suppose it isn't exactly healthy for children to be overindulging in sweets anyway. 😳

Drew Ross2 said:Hey ironranger67, 👋 the boss is thanking you for the music suggestions; she likes both tracks, though that second one really hit home for her. 😍

Why are you enjoying playing my part so much? 😳

Personally, I’m not having a particularly great day today. I’m busy daydreaming about the moment I can finally throw on a power suit, grab some heels, do my makeup, drop the kids at preschool, and breeze out the door to the office. 👋

Well, I’m just glad to see a lovely woman focused on her kids and the kitchen instead of running her mouth around town.

LU 👋...what are you cooking up today? I might just have to swing by for lunch 🙂

The baby’s nose is running 🙂
Now I’ll have to deal with suctioning her nose—an absolute chore, if you ask me 😳

Larry Perez69, I made chicken and veggie risotto for dinner today, and whipped up some sort of strawberry dessert for after 👋

Well, I suppose you really are quite the homemaker then 🙂>

Hey—is Imgur working for you again? I couldn't see that little picture 🙂>

And honestly: strawberries are basically priced like liquid gold these days 😲>

What can I say, I have to be 😳
Yeah, $6.00 measurement, I pick up two every day—the whole family here loves strawberries 😍
I’ve even got some growing in the garden; they've started blooming, but I haven't found the time to deal with the harvest, so I guess we'll see if anything actually comes of it 😳

The Great Del says so, but I don't have much time for chatting right now 😛

I saw them at Walmart yesterday for like 16 bucks, I think 🤔 But honestly, even if they were free, I wouldn't touch them looking like that 😬

City girls grab them for 20 and they're actually pretty good 😳

I once caught a glimpse of someone using one of those nasal aspirators on a baby.



That was pretty much my reaction to the whole thing. 🐔

🤣 because of the gear or just some bad luck? 😬

ironranger67 said:I once saw them doing that nose suction thing on a baby.



That was pretty much my reaction. 🐔

Same here. I literally bolted to the other room. 😳

driftingmarlin5 said:I saw them at Walmart yesterday for maybe $16🤔—though I wouldn't touch them even if they were free, given how they look.😬

The ones from the city girls are $20 and actually decent.😳

Not from Walmart, I agree—stick to the street vendors.

Yeah, this whole nose-vacuuming thing is terrible; I’m honestly worried I might accidentally suck their brains out every single time.😱

driftingmarlin5 said:I saw them at Walmart yesterday for maybe $16, I think 🤔 though—honestly, even if they were free, I wouldn't touch them given how they look 😬

The local city girls get them for $20, and they’re actually quite good 😳

If I had known strawberries were going to be this expensive, I probably would have started growing them myself instead of growing marijuana 😂

Larry Perez69 said:If I knew strawberries were gonna be this pricey, I would've started a farm instead of growing weed... 😂

I get it now, you're high... 😁

But honestly? Weed is still more expensive... 😬

driftingmarlin5 said:🤣 was it because of the gear or just some random glitch? 😬

It was definitely the gear. 😁

dustypilot11 said:Same here—I actually ducked into another room. 😳

I honestly thought my brain was about to short-circuit. 🤣

The Medallion looks like a total double-agent to me. 😳
Hey Louise, you've got your own little chat room now. 😳 Actually, scratch that—it's more like a diary. 😳
Any chance we'll see some pictures? 😳

Oh, babies on the way... man, just thinking about all that heavy making out and my own son... it was ages ago, I know, but it was absolutely intense.
Ugh... anyway, I really hope everything goes smoothly for you with that...😍

God bless the housewives.

👋 everyone
I’d offer you all some cookies, but I can’t—stuck here in the park 🙂
Alice, what kind of photos are we talking about? Maybe just some shots of lunch, since that's more my speed as a homemaker 😁