Hot Mess Express: A thread for the absolute disasters

Carl Mitchell31 said:And who on earth is this Leprechaun person? I can't see the whole forum from my end, so I'm a bit lost here.

A slice of those soldier dreams
that doll on the front page
I’d send you the link, but you know how it is—you can find it yourself easily enough.

So, from what I can gather, is she some kind of angel being punished by God—or maybe just Satan taking a female form?

We're just sitting here waiting for the anointed king—that high priest Don Corleone—to give us the full rundown on how much of a disaster last night actually was.

They totally blew me off too.

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Hey, who screwed you over?

I just got kicked out by a line of people... am I still allowed in the club? 😁

Joshua Chavez21 said:She just totally brushed me off... am I even allowed in the club? 😁

I didn't brush you off—get back in line!!

I'm caught up in a crowd here. You're next in line. 😁

And yes, I did... oh, man! ;D

slyraven27 said:I didn't kick you out, get back here!!

Things are hectic on my end. You're up next. 😁

And yes, I am... well, damn it! ;D

So you finally made it to number 17? 😁 😁

Joshua Chavez21 said:So you finally made it to number 17? 😁 😁

😁😁

Joshua Chavez21 said:So the line just totally blew me off... am I allowed in the club? 😁

Hell no, you can't. We only deal with members who have been empirically proven here.

5 pages
Lock it down XD

Jonathan Lee7 said:5 pages
lock it up XD

We hit our quota for this month and last month too. We haven't missed once.

As soon as I saw the headline, I knew exactly who would be showing up.

Looks like we're getting some reinforcements from the index

Hey, Sean Taylor45.
I've been reading about all your big moves.
You're actually pretty good, I guess.

I'm officially claiming my crown for the seventh month...

Kate Fox58 said:Hey there, Sean Taylor45.
Just catching up on all your grand exploits.
You're actually pretty alright.

You really should have shown up sooner.
We aren't exactly acting like big shots anymore.
Well, except for that macaroni guy—he just won't settle down.

Carl Mitchell31 said:I’m taking the crown for the seventh month.

You really have to explain why.
Like, what kind of shock did you go through? Did someone drop some news on you, or maybe an insult you've never heard before?
You can't just take the crown without explaining that.

Sean Taylor45 said:you should've shown up sooner
we aren't really the bold types anymore
except for that macaroni guy, he's a lost cause

He’s always been full of life, I guess.

Hey, Joe, go ahead and upload that photo—but do me a favor and blur those women out of the shot first.