PMS and the "Cravings Club

Sarah Ward80 said:But if there's male sperm involved, eating that kind of cheese actually changes the taste of the semen.

I don't touch fancy blue cheese, nor the basic stuff☕
so I wouldn't know😳

Maria Johnson said:I don't touch blue cheese, whether it's fancy stuff or just regular kind.☕

Whatever floats your boat!😳

Me neither. I'll just stick to swallowing their protein instead.☕

I don't get 🐔
do Americans smoke, or what? 🤔

She’ll take it, but she isn't exactly looking for a blowjob.

Look, if it’s too much, they’ll just pivot to something else, even if it ends up being red. 😳

OT
As for the dye, it’s a massive headache and an even bigger drain on the budget. ☕

Americans always seem to love every single bit of it, whether they're just teasing or going all in.

Sarah Ward80 said:American women always enjoy being enthusiastic in bed.

🤔

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about PMS, Niagara Falls, heavy flows, spotting, tampons, pads, diapers, menstrual cups, calming tea, or even ibuprofen... but then I see this... ☕

hiddenmarlin14 said:I thought this thread was actually about PMS, cramps, heavy flows, spotting, tampons, pads, diapers, menstrual cups, or even just calming teas and painkillers, but instead... ☕

it always ends up being about dick. 🥱☕

We really are pathetic. ☕

That was a close one!

rapidtrucker78 said:honestly, everything just ends up being about sex in the end. 🥱 ☕

we really are a mess. ☕

it's the same everywhere you go 😁

My stomach is killing me 😢

Drew Ross2 said:my stomach hurts😢

🙂 chamomile tea? 🤔

you cooked up a storm 😳
clearly she's been hitting the bourbon—she’ll probably end up ruining my weekend plans 🙂

Drew Ross2 said:you've cooked up some 😳
total madness here—it's obvious she's gone off the deep end, which means she'll probably start rambling about her wild weekend plans to me 🙂

🙂
😍

What are you laughing at, you little monster? 😁

Drew Ross2 said:you just keep laughing—it’s honestly just plain wicked😁

Well, honey, maybe at least by Saturday you could try some forbidden fruit😍

It slipped past me 👋
The usual bullshit plans are back on the schedule 👋

Drew Ross2 said:I went through 👋
it looks like my plans for hooking up are back on the agenda 👋

describe 👋

Larry Perez69 said:describe 👋

it goes like this:

First, I made myself some chamomile tea—the kind recommended by my doctor. It was scalding hot, though, so I ended up burning my tongue a bit; I suppose that served as a brief distraction from the stomach cramps.
Once I finished the tea, I loosened the waistband on my dress just to give myself some breathing room.
Then I waited... and waited... and eventually, the pain just subsided.
👋