Friday anticipation thread

I'm not... I'm short, plus I'm overweight and have these stubby, bowed legs 😳

stormyraven14 said:I'm not—I mean, I'm short, overweight, and I have these stubby, bowed legs😳

Do you enjoy tackling crosswords or Sudoku? ☕

Nah. I mostly just spend my time playing slot machines at the casino, hitting up some online mahjong, reading through terrible crime novels, and spamming this forum. And asking questions. Honestly, asking questions is probably my favorite part...

stormyraven14 said:Not really. I mostly just enjoy playing slots on Facebook, hitting up some online Mahjong, reading mediocre crime novels, and—well—spamming this forum. And I love eating. Actually, eating is probably my favorite thing of all.

Aha... so you're saying sex is actually good for you... I ask because I happened to be reading this earlier:

" Research conducted by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley in New York has revealed that if you want to sharpen and improve your cognitive functions, you might actually be better off choosing sex over solving crosswords or Sudoku.

Essentially, during an orgasm, there is an incredibly significant surge of blood flow to the brain—which, theoretically, leads to increased nutrient delivery and better oxygenation of the tissue. "

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This... isn't 😁 🤣
it's just some advice—not like I'm reading your horoscope or anything, just 😁
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stormyraven14 said:This kind of thing—well, it isn't exactly 😁 🤣
—it's more like advice rather than some sort of horoscope, if you know what I mean 😁

I don't quite follow... does this actually have anything to do with sex 🤔... whether it's good or bad 🤔

It’s not about sex 😳

stormyraven14 said:It doesn't have anything to do with sex 😳

Just tell me one thing—I really don't have the energy to go stalking profiles right now... do you always just play the part of a guy on this forum? 😍

Always. If I run out of guys—which honestly happens more often than I'd like to admit—I just switch over to women. Like my grandma used to say, you can't go begging the universe...
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stormyraven14 said:Always. If there aren't enough guys left—sometimes they just vanish without a trace, I suppose—then I switch over to women. You can't leave God hanging, or at least that's what my grandma used to say.
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🤣 That’s just how it is, Jack... you're actually starting to grow on me 😍... so, how old are you, anyway? ☕

Thirty-three. Just enough to make me feel ancient this year ☕

stormyraven14 said:Thirty-three. Honestly—it feels like just enough to have me crucified this year. ☕

Alright... you might be a few years younger than I am—just a little bit, really—BUT... we are both in our absolute prime right now... wouldn't you agree? 🙂

Man, I don't know... Back in the day, I could definitely handle more than a beer and a half without passing out. But now—good grief, money is tight—I'll probably be needing those eye drops for my beer soon, just so my heart doesn't give out every time I leave half of a Budweiser behind 😢
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stormyraven14 said:What else am I doing? Just spying. ☕
They paid me at Chicken to stage a landing here. That’s just my life now—staging raids on innocent subreddits. :eevil:

I was part of that Chicken crowd at first too, but I quickly realized there are some folks in there who just refuse to play well with others. At least, that’s how it felt to me. Eventually, I drifted down to the men's section—I actually enjoyed hanging out with Jack; we managed to spark up a few good discussions, if my memory serves me right. 🤔 I finally hit my limit and wandered over to the office area, and honestly, I think I found my little slice of heaven. Every now and then, I head up to the lounge to share some wisdom—mostly just arguing against vegetarianism and religion. That’s about it. 🥳 Posting this in the religion thread just because things are getting a little too messy in the offline groups and I've honestly gotten bored of it. 😳

Rachel Palmer56 said:Write Yugoslavian.🙂
It’s just another day in paradise.

What are you even talking about now? 🤔

stormyraven14 said:Tell me one thing—I don't really feel like stalking you right now—is this how you always grill people about everything? 😬

Man, Larry Perez69 is a legit investigator. I swear, it’s just in his DNA. 🙂 I have no idea what else he could have asked for—it’s not like he was looking for a job at the CIA or the FBI. 🤔

EDIT: James Perez4, I’m not even going to touch that Sodom and Gomorrah you've got going on over there. ☕

↑ You want a song? 😁 🙂

Just wanted to say hi to stormyraven14 from all the way over here in the States.🤣
When's this Friday happening?🥳

Rachel Palmer56, just as you finish filing down every last nail, everything goes up in flames—that’s Friday for you.😬

hiddenmarlin14 said:because our little community over in the off-topic section is starting to fall apart,

I honestly had no idea there was even a "community" to speak of on this forum...🤷

Come on now, Jack... did you get enough coffee this morning? ☕

hiddenmarlin14 said:Well, I was also hanging out in the Chicken coop at first, and honestly, it felt like it was just full of hens who weren't really open to anyone new joining the group. At least, that's just my take on it. Eventually, I headed down to the guys' section—you know, the lounge area—and actually enjoyed chatting there. We covered maybe two or three topics if I remember correctly 🤔 but then I got bored of that too, so I wandered over to the off-topic boards, and I think I finally found my happy place. Every now and then I'll go up to the main forum to play devil's advocate, like debating vegetarianism or religion, and that's about it 🥳 regarding the religion stuff, mostly because the community in the off-topic section is starting to fall apart, so things were getting a bit dull 😳
What are you, some kind of old-school patriot now? 🤔

Honestly, Larry Perez69 is a total investigator—I swear it’s just in his DNA 🙂 I mean, he hasn't even asked the CIA or the FBI to hire him yet 🤔

EDIT: James Perez4, I'm definitely not going to comment on that absolute mess of yours up there ☕

Look, I'm fine staying in the Chicken coop, but man, things move so slowly there. And since I don't have a TV, I have no clue who they're talking about when they bring up those... what are they called? Actresses?
The only person I actually know is John Smith from the public forums, and I hate him like... like... frogs!! 🙂

morning!

Stay close, buddy—stay as close as you can to Thursday 😍

pssst...Jack...you there? ☕