Toilet water issues

So, I’ve got this recurring issue where, whenever I’m taking a massive dump, if the waste hits the water just right, it splashes... well, it splashes some of that toilet water right back up against my backside. It’s honestly a little unsettling—I mean, we all know that water isn't exactly pristine, so it’s got me wondering about potential side effects or health risks from that kind of contact. 😕 I already deal with occasional hemorrhoids from time to time, too.

Peter Reyes33 said:I have this recurring issue where when I’m using the restroom, the splashback from the water in the bowl hits me. It’s a bit unsettling because we all know that water isn't exactly sanitary, and it makes me wonder about potential side effects or health risks. 😕 I already deal with occasional hemorrhoids, so I'm a bit concerned.

isss...😂
Look, I get it—this isn't exactly high-brow material, but given the subject matter...
Maybe just wait by the door with a stack of toilet paper ready so you can catch the splash before it reaches you. 😂

Peter Reyes33 said:So, occasionally when I’m taking a massive dump, the splashback from the toilet water hits me right in the backside. It’s actually kind of worrying because, let’s face it, that water isn't exactly pristine, and I can't help but wonder—what kind of side effects am I looking at here? 😕 I already deal with hemorrhoids from time to time, so I'm a bit concerned.

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ugh...

Side effects?🤣

I mean, maybe just try washing up more often? Or, you know, start eating something decent so your business doesn't hit like an atomic bomb.

swiftmason8 Asks:
Just wait for him at the exit with a roll of toilet paper in hand, just so you don't drop it.😂

😂

This situation screwed me over too, especially since I basically play by the rules at my firm.🤣
I was fully expecting to be completely disappointed...

Just stuff some toilet paper into the bowl before you go. It’ll catch everything first. Simple as that.👍

rapidmaker10 said:😂

I’ve dealt with this exact headache myself, especially since I’m practically living in the office lately...🤣
my main concern was always making sure everything stayed perfectly clean...

The simplest fix? Just layer some toilet paper in the bowl before you go, and the paper takes the hit instead of the porcelain...👍

😂😂

I honestly can't believe it...

Man, it’s been a minute since I actually had a good, genuine laugh on this forum. 😂 😂 😂 😂

Honestly, I’m stumped too...😁
It would be best if he just sent his waste in for a lab analysis.👍Maybe then we could figure out on this forum why he’s having such a mess of a time every time he hits the bathroom. Perhaps the water isn't actually the culprit... maybe it's just the consistency of his business. Ever heard of fiber?😂

Where did that guy go, the one who always had an itchy butt? He was a total legend 😂

stormyheron4 said:So, whatever happened to that guy who’s always itching his backside? He was a total legend. 😂

Maybe if he wasn't constantly getting splashed in the rear, he wouldn't be dealing with that itch...😉

Ladies, I honestly can't stop laughing today. Every time I try to get anything done, my mind just drifts back to 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Seriously, this has to be the most ridiculous thread on this entire forum. Does this even count as a Health topic anymore, or should we just move it straight over to Humor?

Good grief 😂😂 I honestly cannot wrap my head around this 😵

Ugusica is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Nicole Davis7 said:I'm telling you, Ugusica is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Maybe everyone is overreacting. It looks ridiculous at first glance, sure. But the guy was dead serious when he asked, so I gave him a solution... now look what happened. 🤷

Go ahead and flush that water out of the toilet bowl first, so you can enjoy your mess hitting a dry surface instead.

It isn’t funny at all.
I suspect this issue only hits certain types of toilets—it really depends on where the drain is positioned and whether everything drops directly into the water, which triggers that unpleasant reaction. If you haven't dealt with it yet, you probably just haven't sat on the wrong one.

rapidmaker10 offered some solid advice that I actually use myself. Just toss in a few squares of toilet paper and the problem disappears.🙂

It’s pretty simple... just flush the toilet first.
And then your "problem" just ends up in clean water—water doesn't get dirty that fast, you know...

Patrick Peterson said:Just flush before you go.
And then your mess lands in clean water—it doesn't get dirty that fast.

It can't be clean if it just "did the job," you know what I mean? 🤣 😂

When you’re sitting on the shell, you really ought to lean back a bit—just enough so that the "ball" hits the ceramic part of the shell first. That way, you don't have to worry about any "boneless" hits, and you'll avoid getting splashed in the process.

I honestly had no clue that even taking a dump had officially graduated to a "science" now. We probably need to start offering masterclasses just to teach people how to actually position themselves on the toilet so the water doesn't splash them right in the ass.😂