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I wouldn't touch horse meat
Bears 😍 are my favorite, though I might consider them once in a while
Never the butt end
Nor the muskrat
And certainly not monkeys—they’re practically family 😬

That weird feeling right before the dog starts barking 🙄

hollowangler68 said:man, I’d eat marshmallows all day, no problem🙂

but dogs? Never. No way, freaking hell.
And cats? Hard pass. I can't stand them—I hate them, they're alive, and there is zero chance I'm eating one.😬

Now this little thing? I'd eat it in a heartbeat:

But you wouldn't eat dogs?

Stop acting like you're better than everyone else, we know what you are.🙄

EDIT: looks like you'll eat pretty much anything, actually.😁

Jason Richardson5 said:Creepy dog vibes🙄

So what? ☕

Eating a dog is no different than eating pork to me. Pigs are great animals, yet I still love a good plate of bacon. Personally, I think dog could taste fine. 😉

You eat pork, don't you? 😁

If I may say so, Zekoslave, no amount of fluff makes that pork bun any sweeter.
Not even a hedgehog.
Not even a badger.

It’s all the same bullshit.

Just as sweet and vibrant on the plate.

I mean, honestly, there’s so much value you can get out of the language ☕

I've got the chills. 😢

And even a dog isn't 😬

Labrador with some pumpkins 🙂

😁

Carol Jackson45 said:p.s. What's wrong with a python kebab?

@Sandra Chase16/">@@Sandra Chase16: Honestly, out of everyone on this planet, you actually ate a cat?

A python kebab actually sounds pretty decent—I imagine python would just taste like some kind of white meat.

As for the cat, yeah. It was back in the summer of '97 (if I recall correctly). Somewhere in the hills outside of Florence, Italy, of course. I was starving. Everything smelled incredible and was so tempting. Those little cubes of meat didn't remind me of a cat at all...

hollowangler68 said:I wouldn't touch horse meat
bears 😍 are my favorite, though I might try them once
but never a turtle
or a walrus
not even a monkey, even if they are our cousins 😬

What's wrong with horse? Horse steak is actually pretty great.

Horses are magnificent creatures... you simply wouldn't dare break their hearts.

*clears throat*
Cows are wonderful too. It isn't just that horses are great, but they're healthy. And they aren't raised specifically for slaughter; they're only processed when they pass naturally. You can't get any more honest than that...

October said:And the dog isn't even 😬

Just pure creeps. 🙂

Not a fan of deli meat? 😬 Look, cows are just dumb. There’s no way they’re anything else. Just plain old stupid.

I’m with hollowseal33 on the whole cow situation.

There’s just something about a slow-cooked beef stew that hits different when you're feeling low. 😍

Look, horses are smart as hell. Like, Mister Ed levels of smart...

He’s got more brains than a sack of rocks.

Mr. Ed 🤣
Damn, how did you even remember him? 🤣

People call horses these noble creatures, but let’s be real. For thousands of years, we’ve just worked them to death—riding them constantly, pulling plows and heavy wagons, and sending them off to die in wars for their owners. Meanwhile, cows just coasted along. Sure, horses are plenty loyal and smart compared to cattle, but still.

As for me, beef doesn't really do anything for me. I'd eat it if I had to, but nothing special. Chicken, pork, or seafood? That'll work just fine.