Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Animal Intelligence Rankings (Source: "Our World," Scholastic Publishing, 1990. 😁 )

1 Chimpanzee
2 Orangutan
3 Gorilla
4 Other primates
5 Dog
6 Dolphin
7 Elephant
8 Cat
9 Horse
10 Pig

Hmm... a dog being smarter than a dolphin? I wouldn't go that far.

No argument here, this is clearly a top 10 entry.
#12 shut it 🙂 🙂

A rat is smarter than a moron

I’d probably try eating any animal. 🙂

We had a debate recently about cannibalism—you know, the whole angel thing—maybe?

Regardless, I could never handle intelligent livestock. It’s unsettling. Imagine trying to sleep while a chimpanzee is in your house sharpening an axe. 😱