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hollowseal33 said:Man, I had some truly "iconic" platforms back in middle school... you know, those wavy ones in every shade of blue imaginable? My mom tossed them in the trash the second we moved to the States. 😍... 😢

Honestly, I’m terrified to even try and picture what those looked like. 😬

UGG? What even is that, some weird new audio file format or something?
drop the link 😬

hollowseal33, I’m just kidding around! Can't you see the smileys at the end of my posts? 🙂

Honestly, who knows what those trendsetters are wearing these days? I couldn't care less about any of that. 😬

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stormywolf39 said:I'm honestly too scared to even try to picture what that looks like😬

Man, you won't find that on the company intranet.😢 Just track down some 1997 Fornaseri summer collection lookbook online and you'll see exactly what I mean.

Ugh, I am just so sick of all this ugliness...

Susan Clark10 said:Look, Pritt, I was just kidding. Can't you see the smiley faces at the end of my posts? 🙂

I have no clue what those fashion influencers are wearing. Honestly, I couldn't care less. 😬

Nah, just lurking through Vogue. 😛 😁

Whatever! My world is better. My little bubble is way more chill than yours. 🙂

You people are out of your minds—honestly... I have a bit of a thing for flip-flops. 😍





I actually have two other pairs at home, though I can't quite bring myself to wear them right now... stormywolf39, sorry, I’m on your side here, truly—but those specific ones you posted? Just plain gross. 🙂

When it comes to Japanese women, I always say this... there are very few human beings out there with foot toes beautiful enough to actually expose them to the world without being mocked.

mainscream said:I always have this thought regarding Japanese women... there are very few human beings on this planet with toes beautiful enough to actually expose them to the world for scrutiny.

I concur.
Especially since I don't even have toes, but rather something that looks more like a couple of jellybeans.

mainscream said:I always say this about Japanese women... very few people actually have feet pretty enough to let the world judge them.

Seriously, you probably prefer these instead:

Haha... what's wrong with just rocking some lightweight summer sneakers or basic flip-flops down at the beach?

analogharbor442 said:yeah.. what's wrong with some basic summer sneakers or just standard flip-flops for the beach?

I'm going to need you to actually paint me a picture of these "standard" beach flip-flops.

analogharbor442 said:whenever I see people in flip-flops, I think the same thing... there are barely enough humans out there with feet pretty enough to show off to the public without being mocked.

Facts.

Though, I gotta admit, Octopus is one of those rare guys who actually pulls off flip-flops. 🤔

Harold Wright54 said:what, you'd prefer these instead:

Slick, clogs are more my style. 😍

Octopus said:I’ve got two more pairs left, but they won't let me touch them. Relish, sorry, I'm with you, but the ones you posted are just gross. 🙂

Yeah, mine weren't there, so I just clicked on whatever was available.

I would give anything to find black-and-white shots like these:



But they seem to be nowhere to be found. 😢

I am honestly repulsed by flip-flops, those weird little toe sandals, and anything else that dares to get between a person's toes. 😲
If you can't pull off sneakers even in the middle of summer, then your only real options are classic loafers. Or maybe those old, beat-up plaid slippers you found in the back of the closet, worn down so much they basically function as sandals.
As for the girls, they can wear whatever they want, summer or winter, as long as the heel stays as high and narrow as possible... 😍 :fetišist:

Pritt Pen said:If you don't like loafers, you're just not a real man.

👋

Men wear sneakers—not flip-flops.

The absolute #1 footwear sighting today:

- decent enough in some platform styles