Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Here are my top 5 salad essentials:

1. juicy tomatoes
2. extra virgin olive oil
3. onions or maybe some green onions
4. feta cheese
5. chives

mr. Wrong said:😕

Honestly, they just don't hit that punk vibe for me anymore—not on this album, and not on anything they've released since. That’s just my take, though; you don't have to agree. 🙂

Woke up at 9:00, finally crawled out of bed at 1:15 PM, smoked a cigarette in the yard like I always do, gave up on making risotto, got disappointed by Lana Pavicka's Instagram story because there wasn't any juicy gossip, but did find some pink high heels for $10 🎉 🎉 🎉

@ wiredfalcon2: why don't you believe in menstruation?

What’s Pavicka saying? Give me the short version 🙂
honestly, I didn't even know who that woman was 😬

Susan Clark10 said:pink stockings for $10

Go ahead then, educate me... 🙂

Yo momma... said:this term was basically cooked up on the fly when some "specialist" started giving these rambling, drunken explanations...

Hey, what does the phrase 'in a flash' actually mean? There's this song with that title I've been listening to for years, and honestly, I still can't wrap my head around the true meaning..

@ gentlepuma20:

copy-paste: Their marriage supposedly fell apart because of some text messages Lana received from an alleged lover—someone she insists she never even met and claims she never got a message saying: “I'm thinking of you and I've never felt this way in my life.”
That was the allegedly lewd message. Wait, what does "lewd" even imply here?! Is that really considered lewd?! To me, something truly lewd would be: ‘I’m coming over tonight...’ — said Lana 😬

lonebison37 As follows:
Educate me. 🙂

Wait, don't tell me you actually don't know what stockings are?? 😬

Lana carica! 😂

Lana carica is the absolute best, just watch:

The bottom line is, I get along great with my boss, but let's be real—I haven't had an affair during my marriage, and that's that. My husband knew exactly who I was texting and how we were talking; he knew the vibe I had with my boss. He clearly expected me to play a different role in this marriage: just the wife, the mother, the homemaker... but sorry, I’m not the one

Go get 'em, girl! That's how you do it. 😬

Susan Clark10 said:Lana is simply the best—just watch:

...

Keep it up, baby—that's how you do it. 😬

Lana rules. Personally, I find her mastery of marketing tactics—and those management salaries—to be quite impressive. 😬

Yeah, seriously, what even are "štucne"? Are we talking gloves? Socks? I have no clue...

lonebison37 said:Yeah, who cares about tights? Gloves? Socks?

I mean, those foot warmers were basically the ultimate fashion statement back in the eighties.😍

pet said:Lana is awesome. I love how she handles those marketing gimmicks and talks about management salaries. 😬

Honestly, couldn't agree more. 🤣

She’s full of it, honestly—she probably deserves a serious reality check just for that one message, even if it wasn't particularly scandalous 🙂

gentlepuma20 said:It’s all total nonsense. Honestly, she deserves a serious reality check over that one message, even if it wasn't particularly scandalous.🙂

Wait, what? Is she only allowed to send messages to you?😬

The ultimate list of fritter ingredients you can absolutely never trust:

yeast 😠

Susan Clark10 said:those leg warmers were basically the ultimate fashion statement back in the eighties😍

Oh my god, absolutely not. There is no way in hell I would ever be caught dead wearing those things... 😁

brightridge19 said:It’s all nonsense—total garbage, really. She deserves a harsh reality check for even sending a message like that, even if it wasn't overtly indecent.🙂

Honestly—he should have just walked away after quoting her—but he probably deserved a broken hand for even engaging.

And if she was foolish enough to go out of her way to show him, then she practically asked for this drama. I'm done with this whole mess.

Samuel Murphy6 said:Here’s my definitive list of cake ingredients that you can absolutely never, ever trust...

I honestly don't understand why people make such a massive deal out of yeast like it’s some kind of high-tech laboratory ingredient when it’s really just the soul of the whole damn process... You can buy those little packets at the local grocery store and think you're a master baker, but if you don't respect how it lives and breathes, you're just wasting flour and wasting my time... It’s about the life in it, the fermentation, the way it transforms a simple dough into something actually worth eating instead of that tasteless brick most people call bread... Honestly, if you aren't paying attention to the temperature and the feeding, you might as well just be eating cardboard... 😠

Oh, man, tell me about it... seriously, that is the absolute truth!
Look, if you're standing there in the grocery aisle and they’ve got more than one brand of yeast sitting on the shelf, for the love of God, do not just grab the cheapest bag because you're trying to save a couple of bucks... seriously, don't do it. You always, always have to check the expiration date first. And even then, honestly? Don't get too cocky thinking a recent date guarantees anything, because sometimes those labels are just plain lying to you and you end up with nothing but a flat, lifeless dough that's basically useless...
Does anyone else still have that phrase burned into their brain... "the dough is going to be rich, soft, and airy!"... I swear, I can still hear it echoing in my head like some sort of culinary prophecy... 🙏 🙏 🙏

lonebison37 said:Goodness, that looks terrible—I honestly don't think I could ever bring myself to wear something like that. 😁

Goodness. These are my absolute favorites—honestly, they're even better than that pink shirt I have with the puff sleeves that goes from the wrist all the way to the waist. I could probably even pull off a low-cut look in it. 😍

Samuel Murphy6 said:The ultimate list of donut ingredients you can absolutely never trust:

yeast 😠

Since when have donuts even been made with yeast?? 😲

Also, what's your take on Lana Pavic? 😍